your mum is so fat when she stands on the রামধনু she makes skittles

ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning

আপনি were so ugly at birth, your parents named আপনি **** Happens.

You're so ugly, আপনি have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg

You're so ugly, when আপনি walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

You're so ugly, আপনি went to a haunted house and came out with an application

You're so ugly, when আপনি were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

You're so ugly, আপনি have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

You're so ugly, when আপনি were born the doctor took one look at আপনি and slapped your parents.

You're so ugly, আপনি stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.

You're so ugly, আপনি have to Trick অথবা Treat দ্বারা phone.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.

You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.

You're so ugly, আপনি can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.

You're so ugly, they call আপনি টাকো Bell, when people see আপনি they run for the border.

You're so ugly, আপনি make onions cry.

You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring আপনি in.

You're so ugly, আপনি make blind kids cry.

You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.

You're so ugly, every time আপনি go out আপনি get chased দ্বারা the dog catcher.

You're so ugly, they call আপনি Moses because every time আপনি step in the lake, the water parts.

You're so ugly, when আপনি threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

Your so fat when আপনি put a yellow rain জ্যাকেট on people yelled out taxi haha.

Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.

Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they ব্যক্ত 123 get yo stanky self away from me.

Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous

yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.

yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle

yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water বিছানা they put a blanket ove the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"