funny জন্তু জানোয়ার :))

Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope আপনি like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do আপনি see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a তোতাপাখি use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
দ্বারা the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he ব্যক্ত something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!

Ok this is my তালিকা of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned দ্বারা 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did আপনি run your last race?" and the সেকেন্ড one said,"How did আপনি win the race?" the runner ব্যক্ত 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes আপনি say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked আপনি out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if আপনি were locked in a খাবার Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<