Sue: We're gonna bring this club down.
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that. (Showmance)
(To Celibacy Club, talking about cheerleading skirts) God bless the perv that invented these. Remember the power নীতিবাণী girls. It's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing. (Showmance)
(To Celibacy Club) Let's pair up for the Immaculate Affection. Now remember if the balloon pops, the noise makes the দেবদূত cry (Showmance)
(To Sue about Dakota Stanley)I give it 15 মিনিট until the first one quits, অথবা tries to commit suicide. (Acafellas)
(Talking to Finn about Rachel) I know some guys cheat on their wives অথবা pregnant girlfriends. Just don't do it with her. (Throwdown)
When my mom applied to college, she put being জনপ্রিয় as her main extracurricular activity. (Mash-Up)
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk. (Wheels)
(To Finn) Somewhere in that মটর brain of yours is a man. Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby with. (Wheels)
What I need right now, even আরো than looser pants, is acceptance. (Hairography)
Quinn: What are আপনি doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer. (Hairography)
I want my kids to be able to look back at these বই and see who I was, make them proud — not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course — the ones I'll have when I'm married and ready. (Mattress)
Puck: I'm not breaking up with you, I'm just saying please stop supersizing 'cause I don't dig on fat chicks.
Quinn: I'm pregnant!
Puck: And that's my fault? (Hell-o)
(On Puck) At least I don't have to listen to his stupid theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization. (Laryngitis)
(On regrets) Thinking "Trust Me" was a sensible birth control option. (Funk)
Quinn: Did আপনি প্রণয় me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now. (Journey)
Ms. Fabray: I left your father. Well, I kicked him out. Turns out he was sleeping with this tattooed tramp. I want আপনি to come home, honey. We can turn the guest room into a nursery... say something, Quinnie.
Quinn: My water just broke. (Journey)
(To Puck in labor) আপনি suck! আপনি suck! আপনি suck! (Journey)
(To Rachel) আপনি used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching আপনি every time আপনি open your mouth. (Special Education)
I've cheated twice. The first time I got pregnant. The সেকেন্ড time I got mono. (Silly প্রণয় Songs)
I didn't চুম্বন Finn, Sam. I saved his life. (Comeback)
(To Puck while being drunk) I hate what আপনি did to my body! I use to have abs! (Blame It on the Alcohol)
(To Finn about sex) I made a mistake with Puck. আপনি should have been my first. (Sexy)
Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. Probably because they smile all the time, and smiles are proven to ward off diseases. (Original Song)
(About Finn) How damaged does a guy have to be into some as annoying as Rachel? (Original Song)
Being a hot seventeen বছর old আপনি can get away with অথবা do pretty much anything আপনি want so I kind of always assumed that people were nice and accommodating. (Born This Way)
(About when she was "Lucy") I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner. (Born This Way)
Quinn: I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and আপনি just do it.
Lauren: I have to admit. I have considered going blonde. (Born This Way)
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that. (Showmance)
(To Celibacy Club, talking about cheerleading skirts) God bless the perv that invented these. Remember the power নীতিবাণী girls. It's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing. (Showmance)
(To Celibacy Club) Let's pair up for the Immaculate Affection. Now remember if the balloon pops, the noise makes the দেবদূত cry (Showmance)
(To Sue about Dakota Stanley)I give it 15 মিনিট until the first one quits, অথবা tries to commit suicide. (Acafellas)
(Talking to Finn about Rachel) I know some guys cheat on their wives অথবা pregnant girlfriends. Just don't do it with her. (Throwdown)
When my mom applied to college, she put being জনপ্রিয় as her main extracurricular activity. (Mash-Up)
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk. (Wheels)
(To Finn) Somewhere in that মটর brain of yours is a man. Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby with. (Wheels)
What I need right now, even আরো than looser pants, is acceptance. (Hairography)
Quinn: What are আপনি doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer. (Hairography)
I want my kids to be able to look back at these বই and see who I was, make them proud — not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course — the ones I'll have when I'm married and ready. (Mattress)
Puck: I'm not breaking up with you, I'm just saying please stop supersizing 'cause I don't dig on fat chicks.
Quinn: I'm pregnant!
Puck: And that's my fault? (Hell-o)
(On Puck) At least I don't have to listen to his stupid theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization. (Laryngitis)
(On regrets) Thinking "Trust Me" was a sensible birth control option. (Funk)
Quinn: Did আপনি প্রণয় me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now. (Journey)
Ms. Fabray: I left your father. Well, I kicked him out. Turns out he was sleeping with this tattooed tramp. I want আপনি to come home, honey. We can turn the guest room into a nursery... say something, Quinnie.
Quinn: My water just broke. (Journey)
(To Puck in labor) আপনি suck! আপনি suck! আপনি suck! (Journey)
(To Rachel) আপনি used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching আপনি every time আপনি open your mouth. (Special Education)
I've cheated twice. The first time I got pregnant. The সেকেন্ড time I got mono. (Silly প্রণয় Songs)
I didn't চুম্বন Finn, Sam. I saved his life. (Comeback)
(To Puck while being drunk) I hate what আপনি did to my body! I use to have abs! (Blame It on the Alcohol)
(To Finn about sex) I made a mistake with Puck. আপনি should have been my first. (Sexy)
Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. Probably because they smile all the time, and smiles are proven to ward off diseases. (Original Song)
(About Finn) How damaged does a guy have to be into some as annoying as Rachel? (Original Song)
Being a hot seventeen বছর old আপনি can get away with অথবা do pretty much anything আপনি want so I kind of always assumed that people were nice and accommodating. (Born This Way)
(About when she was "Lucy") I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner. (Born This Way)
Quinn: I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and আপনি just do it.
Lauren: I have to admit. I have considered going blonde. (Born This Way)