3x12 - The Spanish Teacher

This is a তালিকা of my পছন্দ স্বতস্ফূর্ত Quotes, Episodes 1-11. I might have forgotten some. Feel free to tell me your পছন্দ too :)

"I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this দিন we don't know which one is my real dad, which I think is pretty amazing."
Rachel Berry - Pilot

"This is where our daughter অথবা gay son will sleep."
Terri Schuester - Showmance

"There is nothing ironic about প্রদর্শনী choir!"
Rachel Berry - Pilot

"Have আপনি ever...