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Loki! Y U BAKA????.
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The moment Delbar saw Director Fury, she slammed the door in his face. She ran to the group an start sputtering nonsense "Del? What's wrong?" Natasha asked "DIRECTOR FURY IS HERE. OHMYGOD EVERYONE HIDE HOLY-" "Agent Omideh? Is everything alright?" Delbar panicked and started cleaning up, forgetting to turn off the raunchy movie. "Y-Yeah! H-hold on one moment~!" She called nervously. After cleaning up, she turned to the girls and panicked "C-Can আপনি guys hide?" Pepper and Zarie looked a bit bewildered, Natasha nodded and went to a room that she used whenever she came over. "Come on ladies, no use in staying here and listening to Fury." Natasha ব্যক্ত as she and the others went in and shut the door. Poor Delbar still forgot to turn off the movie. She went and opened the door to Director Fury and smiled "Director...Fury! Can I hel....Thor?" The blonde haired god waved at her smiling "Greetings Lady Delbar! I come to drop off my brother!" He ব্যক্ত grinning, "Brother?! আপনি mean....Loki?!" Thor nodded and moved to the side to প্রদর্শনী Loki, who was chained, muzzled and had a large group of SHIELD agents around him. "I have come to put a barrier around you're....Home? So that Loki may not use magic." Thor ব্যক্ত as he pushed দ্বারা আপনি and went in. Unfortunately, since Delbar FORGOT to turn off the TV, h e got to see one of the male strippers in the movie, hump a lady on a crash cart, in a thong. "Oh my...." Thor mumbled, staring at the scene "OH MY GOD." Delbar jumped from her location at the door to the TV and turning off the DVD, her face burning red. "Well, looks like you've been having fun, huh Agent Omideh." Director Fury ব্যক্ত grinning "I...Suppose? A-Anyways Director Fury....Umm why is Loki here?" The SHIELD agents lead Loki into her apartment "Reasons." He ব্যক্ত flatly, Delbar nodded understanding the 'reasons'. "Can আপনি take care of him here?" Delbar nodded, "Yeah, this'll be fun! We'll watch চলচ্চিত্র and I can get him fat~" Loki rolled his eyes "You can take all that stuff off of him." Delbar ব্যক্ত smiling, Thor was busy with his hammer "Thor, please hurry up." Delbar said, rubbing her temples "Oh yes, my apologies." Thor raised his hammer and lightning hit the room. Delbar was curled up on the ground in fear, when she opened her eyes, she saw a light স্বর্ণ barrier outside her window. "There, আপনি are ready." Thor ব্যক্ত grinning. Delbar gave a weak smile, "Yeah..." Delbar looked at Loki, and saw he was being unchained "Now Agent Omideh, as আপনি know he's dangerous an-" Delbar smiled an cut him off "It's fine! He won't hurt me." She ব্যক্ত grinning, Loki chuckled a bit "You think so, Midgardian?" "Yup!" She ব্যক্ত smiling big, Loki rolled his eyes and sat on her পালঙ্ক "We'll see." He mumbled. "So! I think everything's all done! We'll see আপনি later!" Delbar ব্যক্ত pushing Thor and the others out, Director Fury started sputtering stuff about rules, but Delbar continued pushing them out "Byeeeee!" She ব্যক্ত shutting the door and locking it. When Delbar turned around, Natasha stuck her head out from behind the door "Are they gone?" Delbar nodded, the girls came out, and when saw Loki, Pepper almost took his head off with a frying pan. "Hey Hey! Pepper! Hold on!" Loki rubbed his head and muttered threats under his breath "Don't kill him....Yet. He's under my watch, again." Natasha started laughing "Babysitting again? Wow. Well, at least he can watch Magic Mike with us~" Loki raised an eyebrow "Magic Mike? What is that?" Loki said, actually interested. Zarie grinned darkly and turned the TV back on, "Oh you'll like it Loki. Lets watch it from the start, shall we?" The other girls nodded with evil grins as Zarie restarted the movie and pressed play. Que Channing Tatum's fine ass. Poor Loki, he actually wished to be back in his glass holding cell. Magic Mike had scarred the god of Mischief. The girls and Loki watched several other 'chick flicks' after Magic Mike, which was pure torture for Loki. Afterwards, Delbar showed Loki to his room, and ব্যক্ত goodbye to the girls. They had offered to stay, in case Loki tried anything fishy, but Delbar ব্যক্ত she was fine. Soon after she picked up ঘণ্টা and headed for her bedroom. "Goodnight Loki" she ব্যক্ত as she went in, she received no reply. Loki laid in his বিছানা and stared at the ceiling, thinking about how much he hated Midgard and how all Midgardian's were below him. He eventually fell asleep from thinking way to hard.
In the morning, Loki got up and went into the kitchen, finding a plate with waffles, sausage and eggs on it, and a sleeve of Oreos and দুধ beside it. He poked at the খাবার suspiciously and saw a note on the টেবিল nearby
"Morning Loki! Sorry about the crazy movie night, here's breakfast. Since you're under my watch, আপনি and I are going shopping later on. I left some normal clothing on the couch. ~Del"
Loki scoffed and tossed the note aside and started eating. When he finished, he went and grabbed the clothes from the couch, it was a green tee-shirt and black jeans. Loki examined the outfit for awhile, until he heard the door unlock "Oh morning!" He heard Delbar say as she came through the front door, she was in a white tank top, torn jeans and had her hair up in a ponytail "Do আপনি like them?" She asked point to the clothes "Uhh...Yes." He mumbled, he really did like it. "I'm glad!" She smiled and went to go pick up a few আরো boxes that were in the corner, they were marked 'ASSBAKA'S SHIT.' Loki chuckled a bit at the শিরোনাম "You go get cleaned up. Ill be back soon, and we can leave." She ব্যক্ত as she shut the door. Loki stood there, confused as to why Delbar was being so nice, usually the SHIELD agents would just be plain mean to him, but can আপনি blame them? Loki did kill dozens of people.... Eventually he went to the bathroom and cleaned up before Delbar came back for the other boxes. Loki sat on a spinning bar মল in the রান্নাঘর as Delbar finished getting ready herself, she came out in a graphic tee-shirt and old jeans. "Alright, let's go. Oh! আপনি need to wear these though, Fury's orders." She held out two স্বর্ণ bangles for him to take "What do they do...?" He asked, glaring at her a bit "They conceal you're magic I think." She said, he tossed them on the ground and scoffed "I refuse to wear them." He ব্যক্ত sharply "Well, tough shit, you're wearing them." Delbar ব্যক্ত picking the bangles up and forcing them onto his wrists. "See? Was that so hard?" She spat, Loki groaned and tried to take them off, but they wouldn't সরানো a bit. "Why won't they come off?!" He hissed, Delbar sighed "I told আপনি to put them on, but আপনি didn't listen. The person who puts the bangle on, can take them off. Only I can take them off now." Delbar ব্যক্ত as she rubbed Bell's ears with her foot "Lets go Loki." She ব্যক্ত grabbing him দ্বারা the wrist and dragging him out the door.
Loki already disliked the mall, he was starting to dislike Delbar আরো since she brought him here. "Where are we going Midgardian." He spat "Shopping, for you." She ব্যক্ত as she dragged the god to a male clothes shop. Delbar tossed Loki অগ্রবর্তী into the store "Go pick out some clothes আপনি like, and I will help." She said, Loki mumbled something under his breathe and went off looking for some outfits. He came back with a few sweaters, some dress shirts, pants and 3 ties "There." He mumbled shoving them into Delbar's hands, "Did আপনি try them on?" Loki looked at her confused "Do they not already fit me?" Delbar sighed, "Come now," she dragged him to the changing room "Put this" she held up a dress শার্ট "On first, then put a pair of pants on and a sweater over it." Loki sighed and took the garments and went inside the small room. When he came out, he looked like he was in pain. Obviously he was, since they was so tight. "O-oh dear." Delbar ব্যক্ত holding back a laugh "I-I'm sorry Loki but আপনি look like my gay friend!! PFFFT!" She ব্যক্ত laughing "Does this look amusing to you?! I am in pain! Get me out of these!" Loki spat "You need to, I'm not gonna strip you, Loki." Delbar ব্যক্ত "I'm taking these back and getting different sizes, take them off an wait." She ব্যক্ত as she left. She came back shortly with larger sizes, this time when Loki tried them on, they fit perfectly. "Much better." She ব্যক্ত with a nod of approval "Okay, I think this'll do....Wait." She ran and got a few tee-shirts and tossed them at him "Those, put those on." She ordered "You cannot tell me what to do. I do what I want." He spat as he took them and marched back into the changing room. Meanwhile, while Delbar waited outside for Mr. Grumps-a-lot, she started receiveing several texts from...Guess who! If আপনি guessed Tadeu, good for you, আপনি were right. She started laughing at all the RIDICULOUS declirations of প্রণয় and how "Sorry" he was. Bull. Delbar turned off her phone and shoved it back into her bag. "You ready yet?" Delbar ব্যক্ত with a annoyed tone "Silence আপনি mewling quim!" He spat from behind the door "You need to get you're butthole checked out, I think আপনি have hemorrhoids." She mumbled under her breathe, then Loki came out of the changing room staring down at the শার্ট like someone had thrown ব্লুবেরি রস on it "this is attractive?" Delbar nodded quickly "Do you find this attractive?" He asked in a amused tone "Only on Steve, he's hot in those." She ব্যক্ত smiling evilly "You mean that Midgardian who dresses in that ridiculous outfit?" Loki asked shrugging. "Yes, but it makes his butt look amazing" She ব্যক্ত with a dramatic tone. Delbar took his clothes and went to the cashier to pay "Well, congradulations, আপনি now have normal human clothing." Delbar ব্যক্ত as she walked out with Loki, he just scoffed at her মতামত and followed her. Delbar decided to get lunch, she dragged - Yes, dragged. - Loki to Burger King and ordered খাবার that she thought Loki might enjoy. "Here, it's yummy." She ব্যক্ত as she shoved a tray towards him, he glared at the খাবার and then at her "It does not look 'yummy'" He ব্যক্ত "To আপনি it may not. To me its heavenly." She ব্যক্ত as she sat down and began eating, "Delbar Omideh?! Oh. My. GOD!" Of all the times, OF ALL THE TIMES for Delbar to hear the voice of Satan himself, it had to be now. Tania Davids, AKA, Satan. She ran over to Delbar and Loki gasping as though she was the fricken কুইন of Sheba. "It's been forevs!" She said, flicking her bleach blonde hair, she was dressed like a character from Mean Girls it made Delbar want to puke, she mustered up a fake smile "Hello Tania." She ব্যক্ত coldly, she eyed Loki with oogly eyes. "Who~ is this~?" She ব্যক্ত motioning her hand with several shopping bags in her clutches. "This is Loki." Delbar ব্যক্ত bitterly, Loki gave a nod of awknowlagement "He is cute. Wanna go out sometime? I'll give আপনি my number~" Tania ব্যক্ত winking at Loki, Loki wasn't impressed with her at all, he just gave her a blank stare "No thank you, Delbar here will be taking me out for dinner." He said, his green eyes full with mischeif, "You little shit." Delbar thought as she shot the god a death glare "Oh, well, whatever~ Ooh! I GTG! TTYL Delly~" She ব্যক্ত as she pranced away, her pepto bismo heels clicking against the floor "Slut." Delbar muttered once she was out of site, she took a huge bite of her Triple Decker Whopper, Loki scanned Delbar's expression and sighed "You sure are bothered দ্বারা that...Midgardian." He stated as he took a bite of his মাছ sandwich, he raised his eyebrows in approval and took another bite "Ever since Middle School, she terrorized me. Judging me, Making fun of me." Delbar spat as she stuffed fries into her mouth "Stealing anything that was MINE." She hissed, Loki looked at Delbar, he was kinda shocked দ্বারা how angry she was. "She গাউন all my friends, she গাউন the man I was....In প্রণয় with. She drove me into a dark depression for several years....But that changed after SHIELD recruted me for they're Magic division." She ব্যক্ত calming down, she looked like she was about to start crying. She took another bite to calm herself down, and then another, and another, until her cheeks mimicked a chipmunks. Loki let out a laugh, "Y-You look ridiculous" He ব্যক্ত laughing, Delbar chuckled a bit and chewed her খাবার "Shuf uf." She ব্যক্ত between bites, Loki continued laughing, Delbar let him. It was better than him being a টক puss. After lunch, Delbar took him shopping for her. On the way to her পছন্দ store, Loki spotted a magazine with Delbar's face on the cover, dressed in shorts and a long sleeved dress shirt, that was unbuttoned enought to প্রদর্শনী her red bra under it. "What in the world are আপনি doing like that?" Loki asked as he showed the magazine, Delbar panicked and took if from him "That is NONE of you're business!" She squeaked as she hid the magizine behind other magizines and dragged him away "No, honestly. Why do আপনি Midgardian's প্রদর্শনী you're bodies in such a manner?" He asked with a amused tone "No Comment." She mumbled, her cheeks flushed red "Does that bother you~?" He said, "Shut up Loki." She hissed as she dragged him into a store that ব্যক্ত 'Sugar Drop' "Fine fine~ Ill just ask Thor, অথবা perhaps maybe Stark will explain it?" Delbar kicked him in his groin and stomped into the store, Loki doubled over in pain, "Ehehe....I see now..." He groaned with a chuckle "You're a prick." He could hear her say as she made her way into the far corner of the store. Loki found Delbar wiping away tears as she shifted through a row of tops "Did I strike a nerve?" He asked, Delbar shot him a look that made him consider apologizing "You don't understand. You'll never understand, that is how আপনি all are." She ব্যক্ত coldly "I want to know why you're so sensitive about it, I mean আপনি did look very attractive," He ব্যক্ত chuckling, she shot him a glare "Alright, tell me why আপনি are so angry about it?" He ব্যক্ত sighing, Delbar sniffled and shifted through the tops আরো "....My sister, Sima and I, were মডেল সমাহার when we were in our later teens. The শীর্ষ fashion magazines in the world would hire us, just like the Supermodels of the fashion industry. We hated it though, we only did it because our Mother was a model, and our Aunts and Cousins are as well." She ব্যক্ত sniffling again "One day, this photographer came to us, wanting us to do shots for Cosmo, we didn't want to. So our Aunt, the one who forced us into it, called, she yelled at us for hours and hours, she cursed our births and yelled horrid things." Tears started falling down her face "So we called the photographer back, and set up a time for a photoshoot." She wiped them away "He made me the cover, and not once did he put Sima in, I was livid. Sima and I always did shots together. Do আপনি understand? Together. That is why I loathe that magazine, and that is why I hate the photo." She ব্যক্ত looking down. Loki had heard about 'Supermodels' from the SHIELD agents with magazines, he knew they were beautiful, even for a Midgardain. "I see...." He mumbled as she shifted through the clothes "Whatever." She mumbled as she went to a diffrent row "That's why I got out of that quick. Now, I own several businesses and do work with SHIELD, while Sima sings and owns a Wedding Planner's business." Delbar ব্যক্ত with what appeared to be a grin, "That's good I suppose." He ব্যক্ত fiddling with a green colored dress, it had a bow in the neckline and a ribbion around the waist "You like that?" She asked when she saw him fiddle with the শার্ট "I suppose, I think it would look best-" Delbar looked for her size in the শার্ট and headed for the changing rooms. Loki trailed behind and sat in a chair as he waited for her to change, when she came out, he was a bit taken aback দ্বারা how she looked. She was beautiful in the color, true, but she didn't look happy at all. "I don't like it much...." She admitted, "I agree, lets find another shall we?" He offered, Delbar nodded and went back into the changing room. Loki found a dress that was flowy and simple, it was a beige জরি dress with long sleeves. "What about this?" He ব্যক্ত as he shoved it over the door "Its pretty..." He heard her mumble, she took it from over the door. Shortly after, she came out. Loki was busying himself with the bangles, but that stopped when he saw her. It flattered her in all the right places, it clung to her curves, she did look beautiful. Loki coughed into his fist "Very nice." He said, Delbar didn't make any approving emotion, but she nodded "I think I'm ready to go now." She ব্যক্ত as she retreated to the changing room. After paying, Delbar decided to leave the mall. "That was...Interesting." Loki ব্যক্ত as he climbed into the passenger side of Delbar's car "I guess," She mumbled, Loki sighed and rubbed his temples "Whats wrong? Why are আপনি so...Like this!?" He ব্যক্ত motioning towards her, she scoffed and started driving "I don't know," She mumbled with a hint of annoyance "Why don't আপনি go ask Thor? অথবা Stark?" She hissed, Loki rubbed his temples and sighed "I will never understand আপনি Midgardians." Loki said, Delbar rolled her eyes and continued driving, Delbar decided it'd be best to send him for classes on understanding Women.
Loki! Y U BAKA????.
enjoy! thanks for reading! Fanning and reviews are appreciated uwu
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Scarring Norse Gods is Easy.
The moment Delbar saw Director Fury, she slammed the door in his face. She ran to the group an start sputtering nonsense "Del? What's wrong?" Natasha asked "DIRECTOR FURY IS HERE. OHMYGOD EVERYONE HIDE HOLY-" "Agent Omideh? Is everything alright?" Delbar panicked and started cleaning up, forgetting to turn off the raunchy movie. "Y-Yeah! H-hold on one moment~!" She called nervously. After cleaning up, she turned to the girls and panicked "C-Can আপনি guys hide?" Pepper and Zarie looked a bit bewildered, Natasha nodded and went to a room that she used whenever she came over. "Come on ladies, no use in staying here and listening to Fury." Natasha ব্যক্ত as she and the others went in and shut the door. Poor Delbar still forgot to turn off the movie. She went and opened the door to Director Fury and smiled "Director...Fury! Can I hel....Thor?" The blonde haired god waved at her smiling "Greetings Lady Delbar! I come to drop off my brother!" He ব্যক্ত grinning, "Brother?! আপনি mean....Loki?!" Thor nodded and moved to the side to প্রদর্শনী Loki, who was chained, muzzled and had a large group of SHIELD agents around him. "I have come to put a barrier around you're....Home? So that Loki may not use magic." Thor ব্যক্ত as he pushed দ্বারা আপনি and went in. Unfortunately, since Delbar FORGOT to turn off the TV, h e got to see one of the male strippers in the movie, hump a lady on a crash cart, in a thong. "Oh my...." Thor mumbled, staring at the scene "OH MY GOD." Delbar jumped from her location at the door to the TV and turning off the DVD, her face burning red. "Well, looks like you've been having fun, huh Agent Omideh." Director Fury ব্যক্ত grinning "I...Suppose? A-Anyways Director Fury....Umm why is Loki here?" The SHIELD agents lead Loki into her apartment "Reasons." He ব্যক্ত flatly, Delbar nodded understanding the 'reasons'. "Can আপনি take care of him here?" Delbar nodded, "Yeah, this'll be fun! We'll watch চলচ্চিত্র and I can get him fat~" Loki rolled his eyes "You can take all that stuff off of him." Delbar ব্যক্ত smiling, Thor was busy with his hammer "Thor, please hurry up." Delbar said, rubbing her temples "Oh yes, my apologies." Thor raised his hammer and lightning hit the room. Delbar was curled up on the ground in fear, when she opened her eyes, she saw a light স্বর্ণ barrier outside her window. "There, আপনি are ready." Thor ব্যক্ত grinning. Delbar gave a weak smile, "Yeah..." Delbar looked at Loki, and saw he was being unchained "Now Agent Omideh, as আপনি know he's dangerous an-" Delbar smiled an cut him off "It's fine! He won't hurt me." She ব্যক্ত grinning, Loki chuckled a bit "You think so, Midgardian?" "Yup!" She ব্যক্ত smiling big, Loki rolled his eyes and sat on her পালঙ্ক "We'll see." He mumbled. "So! I think everything's all done! We'll see আপনি later!" Delbar ব্যক্ত pushing Thor and the others out, Director Fury started sputtering stuff about rules, but Delbar continued pushing them out "Byeeeee!" She ব্যক্ত shutting the door and locking it. When Delbar turned around, Natasha stuck her head out from behind the door "Are they gone?" Delbar nodded, the girls came out, and when saw Loki, Pepper almost took his head off with a frying pan. "Hey Hey! Pepper! Hold on!" Loki rubbed his head and muttered threats under his breath "Don't kill him....Yet. He's under my watch, again." Natasha started laughing "Babysitting again? Wow. Well, at least he can watch Magic Mike with us~" Loki raised an eyebrow "Magic Mike? What is that?" Loki said, actually interested. Zarie grinned darkly and turned the TV back on, "Oh you'll like it Loki. Lets watch it from the start, shall we?" The other girls nodded with evil grins as Zarie restarted the movie and pressed play. Que Channing Tatum's fine ass. Poor Loki, he actually wished to be back in his glass holding cell. Magic Mike had scarred the god of Mischief. The girls and Loki watched several other 'chick flicks' after Magic Mike, which was pure torture for Loki. Afterwards, Delbar showed Loki to his room, and ব্যক্ত goodbye to the girls. They had offered to stay, in case Loki tried anything fishy, but Delbar ব্যক্ত she was fine. Soon after she picked up ঘণ্টা and headed for her bedroom. "Goodnight Loki" she ব্যক্ত as she went in, she received no reply. Loki laid in his বিছানা and stared at the ceiling, thinking about how much he hated Midgard and how all Midgardian's were below him. He eventually fell asleep from thinking way to hard.
In the morning, Loki got up and went into the kitchen, finding a plate with waffles, sausage and eggs on it, and a sleeve of Oreos and দুধ beside it. He poked at the খাবার suspiciously and saw a note on the টেবিল nearby
"Morning Loki! Sorry about the crazy movie night, here's breakfast. Since you're under my watch, আপনি and I are going shopping later on. I left some normal clothing on the couch. ~Del"
Loki scoffed and tossed the note aside and started eating. When he finished, he went and grabbed the clothes from the couch, it was a green tee-shirt and black jeans. Loki examined the outfit for awhile, until he heard the door unlock "Oh morning!" He heard Delbar say as she came through the front door, she was in a white tank top, torn jeans and had her hair up in a ponytail "Do আপনি like them?" She asked point to the clothes "Uhh...Yes." He mumbled, he really did like it. "I'm glad!" She smiled and went to go pick up a few আরো boxes that were in the corner, they were marked 'ASSBAKA'S SHIT.' Loki chuckled a bit at the শিরোনাম "You go get cleaned up. Ill be back soon, and we can leave." She ব্যক্ত as she shut the door. Loki stood there, confused as to why Delbar was being so nice, usually the SHIELD agents would just be plain mean to him, but can আপনি blame them? Loki did kill dozens of people.... Eventually he went to the bathroom and cleaned up before Delbar came back for the other boxes. Loki sat on a spinning bar মল in the রান্নাঘর as Delbar finished getting ready herself, she came out in a graphic tee-shirt and old jeans. "Alright, let's go. Oh! আপনি need to wear these though, Fury's orders." She held out two স্বর্ণ bangles for him to take "What do they do...?" He asked, glaring at her a bit "They conceal you're magic I think." She said, he tossed them on the ground and scoffed "I refuse to wear them." He ব্যক্ত sharply "Well, tough shit, you're wearing them." Delbar ব্যক্ত picking the bangles up and forcing them onto his wrists. "See? Was that so hard?" She spat, Loki groaned and tried to take them off, but they wouldn't সরানো a bit. "Why won't they come off?!" He hissed, Delbar sighed "I told আপনি to put them on, but আপনি didn't listen. The person who puts the bangle on, can take them off. Only I can take them off now." Delbar ব্যক্ত as she rubbed Bell's ears with her foot "Lets go Loki." She ব্যক্ত grabbing him দ্বারা the wrist and dragging him out the door.
Loki already disliked the mall, he was starting to dislike Delbar আরো since she brought him here. "Where are we going Midgardian." He spat "Shopping, for you." She ব্যক্ত as she dragged the god to a male clothes shop. Delbar tossed Loki অগ্রবর্তী into the store "Go pick out some clothes আপনি like, and I will help." She said, Loki mumbled something under his breathe and went off looking for some outfits. He came back with a few sweaters, some dress shirts, pants and 3 ties "There." He mumbled shoving them into Delbar's hands, "Did আপনি try them on?" Loki looked at her confused "Do they not already fit me?" Delbar sighed, "Come now," she dragged him to the changing room "Put this" she held up a dress শার্ট "On first, then put a pair of pants on and a sweater over it." Loki sighed and took the garments and went inside the small room. When he came out, he looked like he was in pain. Obviously he was, since they was so tight. "O-oh dear." Delbar ব্যক্ত holding back a laugh "I-I'm sorry Loki but আপনি look like my gay friend!! PFFFT!" She ব্যক্ত laughing "Does this look amusing to you?! I am in pain! Get me out of these!" Loki spat "You need to, I'm not gonna strip you, Loki." Delbar ব্যক্ত "I'm taking these back and getting different sizes, take them off an wait." She ব্যক্ত as she left. She came back shortly with larger sizes, this time when Loki tried them on, they fit perfectly. "Much better." She ব্যক্ত with a nod of approval "Okay, I think this'll do....Wait." She ran and got a few tee-shirts and tossed them at him "Those, put those on." She ordered "You cannot tell me what to do. I do what I want." He spat as he took them and marched back into the changing room. Meanwhile, while Delbar waited outside for Mr. Grumps-a-lot, she started receiveing several texts from...Guess who! If আপনি guessed Tadeu, good for you, আপনি were right. She started laughing at all the RIDICULOUS declirations of প্রণয় and how "Sorry" he was. Bull. Delbar turned off her phone and shoved it back into her bag. "You ready yet?" Delbar ব্যক্ত with a annoyed tone "Silence আপনি mewling quim!" He spat from behind the door "You need to get you're butthole checked out, I think আপনি have hemorrhoids." She mumbled under her breathe, then Loki came out of the changing room staring down at the শার্ট like someone had thrown ব্লুবেরি রস on it "this is attractive?" Delbar nodded quickly "Do you find this attractive?" He asked in a amused tone "Only on Steve, he's hot in those." She ব্যক্ত smiling evilly "You mean that Midgardian who dresses in that ridiculous outfit?" Loki asked shrugging. "Yes, but it makes his butt look amazing" She ব্যক্ত with a dramatic tone. Delbar took his clothes and went to the cashier to pay "Well, congradulations, আপনি now have normal human clothing." Delbar ব্যক্ত as she walked out with Loki, he just scoffed at her মতামত and followed her. Delbar decided to get lunch, she dragged - Yes, dragged. - Loki to Burger King and ordered খাবার that she thought Loki might enjoy. "Here, it's yummy." She ব্যক্ত as she shoved a tray towards him, he glared at the খাবার and then at her "It does not look 'yummy'" He ব্যক্ত "To আপনি it may not. To me its heavenly." She ব্যক্ত as she sat down and began eating, "Delbar Omideh?! Oh. My. GOD!" Of all the times, OF ALL THE TIMES for Delbar to hear the voice of Satan himself, it had to be now. Tania Davids, AKA, Satan. She ran over to Delbar and Loki gasping as though she was the fricken কুইন of Sheba. "It's been forevs!" She said, flicking her bleach blonde hair, she was dressed like a character from Mean Girls it made Delbar want to puke, she mustered up a fake smile "Hello Tania." She ব্যক্ত coldly, she eyed Loki with oogly eyes. "Who~ is this~?" She ব্যক্ত motioning her hand with several shopping bags in her clutches. "This is Loki." Delbar ব্যক্ত bitterly, Loki gave a nod of awknowlagement "He is cute. Wanna go out sometime? I'll give আপনি my number~" Tania ব্যক্ত winking at Loki, Loki wasn't impressed with her at all, he just gave her a blank stare "No thank you, Delbar here will be taking me out for dinner." He said, his green eyes full with mischeif, "You little shit." Delbar thought as she shot the god a death glare "Oh, well, whatever~ Ooh! I GTG! TTYL Delly~" She ব্যক্ত as she pranced away, her pepto bismo heels clicking against the floor "Slut." Delbar muttered once she was out of site, she took a huge bite of her Triple Decker Whopper, Loki scanned Delbar's expression and sighed "You sure are bothered দ্বারা that...Midgardian." He stated as he took a bite of his মাছ sandwich, he raised his eyebrows in approval and took another bite "Ever since Middle School, she terrorized me. Judging me, Making fun of me." Delbar spat as she stuffed fries into her mouth "Stealing anything that was MINE." She hissed, Loki looked at Delbar, he was kinda shocked দ্বারা how angry she was. "She গাউন all my friends, she গাউন the man I was....In প্রণয় with. She drove me into a dark depression for several years....But that changed after SHIELD recruted me for they're Magic division." She ব্যক্ত calming down, she looked like she was about to start crying. She took another bite to calm herself down, and then another, and another, until her cheeks mimicked a chipmunks. Loki let out a laugh, "Y-You look ridiculous" He ব্যক্ত laughing, Delbar chuckled a bit and chewed her খাবার "Shuf uf." She ব্যক্ত between bites, Loki continued laughing, Delbar let him. It was better than him being a টক puss. After lunch, Delbar took him shopping for her. On the way to her পছন্দ store, Loki spotted a magazine with Delbar's face on the cover, dressed in shorts and a long sleeved dress shirt, that was unbuttoned enought to প্রদর্শনী her red bra under it. "What in the world are আপনি doing like that?" Loki asked as he showed the magazine, Delbar panicked and took if from him "That is NONE of you're business!" She squeaked as she hid the magizine behind other magizines and dragged him away "No, honestly. Why do আপনি Midgardian's প্রদর্শনী you're bodies in such a manner?" He asked with a amused tone "No Comment." She mumbled, her cheeks flushed red "Does that bother you~?" He said, "Shut up Loki." She hissed as she dragged him into a store that ব্যক্ত 'Sugar Drop' "Fine fine~ Ill just ask Thor, অথবা perhaps maybe Stark will explain it?" Delbar kicked him in his groin and stomped into the store, Loki doubled over in pain, "Ehehe....I see now..." He groaned with a chuckle "You're a prick." He could hear her say as she made her way into the far corner of the store. Loki found Delbar wiping away tears as she shifted through a row of tops "Did I strike a nerve?" He asked, Delbar shot him a look that made him consider apologizing "You don't understand. You'll never understand, that is how আপনি all are." She ব্যক্ত coldly "I want to know why you're so sensitive about it, I mean আপনি did look very attractive," He ব্যক্ত chuckling, she shot him a glare "Alright, tell me why আপনি are so angry about it?" He ব্যক্ত sighing, Delbar sniffled and shifted through the tops আরো "....My sister, Sima and I, were মডেল সমাহার when we were in our later teens. The শীর্ষ fashion magazines in the world would hire us, just like the Supermodels of the fashion industry. We hated it though, we only did it because our Mother was a model, and our Aunts and Cousins are as well." She ব্যক্ত sniffling again "One day, this photographer came to us, wanting us to do shots for Cosmo, we didn't want to. So our Aunt, the one who forced us into it, called, she yelled at us for hours and hours, she cursed our births and yelled horrid things." Tears started falling down her face "So we called the photographer back, and set up a time for a photoshoot." She wiped them away "He made me the cover, and not once did he put Sima in, I was livid. Sima and I always did shots together. Do আপনি understand? Together. That is why I loathe that magazine, and that is why I hate the photo." She ব্যক্ত looking down. Loki had heard about 'Supermodels' from the SHIELD agents with magazines, he knew they were beautiful, even for a Midgardain. "I see...." He mumbled as she shifted through the clothes "Whatever." She mumbled as she went to a diffrent row "That's why I got out of that quick. Now, I own several businesses and do work with SHIELD, while Sima sings and owns a Wedding Planner's business." Delbar ব্যক্ত with what appeared to be a grin, "That's good I suppose." He ব্যক্ত fiddling with a green colored dress, it had a bow in the neckline and a ribbion around the waist "You like that?" She asked when she saw him fiddle with the শার্ট "I suppose, I think it would look best-" Delbar looked for her size in the শার্ট and headed for the changing rooms. Loki trailed behind and sat in a chair as he waited for her to change, when she came out, he was a bit taken aback দ্বারা how she looked. She was beautiful in the color, true, but she didn't look happy at all. "I don't like it much...." She admitted, "I agree, lets find another shall we?" He offered, Delbar nodded and went back into the changing room. Loki found a dress that was flowy and simple, it was a beige জরি dress with long sleeves. "What about this?" He ব্যক্ত as he shoved it over the door "Its pretty..." He heard her mumble, she took it from over the door. Shortly after, she came out. Loki was busying himself with the bangles, but that stopped when he saw her. It flattered her in all the right places, it clung to her curves, she did look beautiful. Loki coughed into his fist "Very nice." He said, Delbar didn't make any approving emotion, but she nodded "I think I'm ready to go now." She ব্যক্ত as she retreated to the changing room. After paying, Delbar decided to leave the mall. "That was...Interesting." Loki ব্যক্ত as he climbed into the passenger side of Delbar's car "I guess," She mumbled, Loki sighed and rubbed his temples "Whats wrong? Why are আপনি so...Like this!?" He ব্যক্ত motioning towards her, she scoffed and started driving "I don't know," She mumbled with a hint of annoyance "Why don't আপনি go ask Thor? অথবা Stark?" She hissed, Loki rubbed his temples and sighed "I will never understand আপনি Midgardians." Loki said, Delbar rolled her eyes and continued driving, Delbar decided it'd be best to send him for classes on understanding Women.
Here's the dress if y'all were curious :)
