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Okay so I know this chapter isn't the best one of them all - AND IS A BIT BORING I KNOW - but I was having a bit of writers block so~
Yeah.

BTW! 50 Shades of Blue: A Frost Giant Erotic Novel Is a parody to '50 Shades of Grey' that trashy Mommy Porn series দ্বারা some old Twilight Fanfiction writer. So YEA. XD I thought it was funny,

Delbar plays nurse with a wasted Loki...Im thinking about maybe having some 'moments' between them in the next...Chapter. So we shall see!

Thank আপনি for reading, Fanning and reviews are appreciated~ :3
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The Truth Shall Set আপনি Free.

When Delbar and Loki returned to the apartment, Sima, Delbar's twin sister, was waiting. "Oh Sissy..." Sima rose from the পালঙ্ক and hugged her sister tightly "Sima? Why arent আপনি in the Bahamas with Kevin?" Delbar asked "Everyone started messaging me about what happened, even NATASHA was worried! So I got on the first flight back." Sima ব্যক্ত stroking her sister's hair "Im so sorry lovie...." Sima kissed Delbar's head and looked up to see Loki "Who's he?" She asked softly, Delbar explained everything to her "Ahh, I see. Stuck with the babysitting." She ব্যক্ত giggling, Delbar threw her arms up and sighed "Its all the ভদকা Tasha's been sneaking 'em!" Sima started laughing "Oh Del! আপনি know she doesn't do that!" Delbar rubbed her temples and pulled up a video on her phone "Oh my." Sima stared in shock "She actually did that?" Delbar nodded "That one time, I was thankful she did. Cause Maria was being butthurt and Clint was being assbakaish." She said, Loki, who was sitting on a chair পাঠ করা 50 Shades of Blue: A Frost Giant Erotic Novel watched the video with Sima. Delbar turned her phone off and shoved it in her pocket "Hmm...Well..." Sima looked a bit sad now "Sissy, go back to Kevin, I'm fine! Really! I shipped all of his crap to his Mothers, and she promised me he'll get his গাধা beat when he gets back." Delbar ব্যক্ত hugging her sister "I প্রণয় you, now go." Sima gave a exhausted sigh "Fine, fine! I'll trust you, but just this once." Sima pinched her sisters cheek and grabbed her bag "Call me when আপনি land!" Delbar ব্যক্ত cheerfully "I will...Be safe." Sima gave a smile to Loki and left. "She seems nice." Loki ব্যক্ত sitting down "Shes the nicest person alive." Delbar ব্যক্ত as she made herself and Loki some hot চকোলেট "We've always watched over each other, since it was usually just her and I." Delbar bent down and gave ঘণ্টা some খাবার and water "Until Saeid was born, then we weren't that lonely. Saeid was always the one Father fawned over, since he was the son." She took out the two hot cups of hot চকোলেট and put marshmallows into them "But Mother loved us আরো that Father, she'd treat us to ice cream দ্বারা the water, she'd take us to the ফুল gardens. Everything was fun with her." Delbar ব্যক্ত giving a cup to Loki "Be careful, it's hot." She said, Loki coughed into his fist and nodded, he understood what she and Sima went through, what they felt. He knew exactly what she was talking about. "Our cousins took good care of us too, well mostly Zarie, Natasha and Niloufar. They always shared they're fun stuff with us." She ব্যক্ত sipping her hot chocolate, Loki nodded a bit, thinking back on his childhood. He frowned at the memories, wanting nothing আরো than to chuck the cup in his hand out the window, but he didn't. "But yeah...." Delbar gave him a smile "Tell me about you, I wanna know what was before....This Loki." She ব্যক্ত giving a smile, Loki frowned "I do not have time to explain my life to you, Midgardian." He ব্যক্ত "Please, what do you have to do besides sitting here all day?" She ব্যক্ত sipping her drink again, Loki growled at her "Oh come on! It's not like Thor gave আপনি a 'Atomic Wedgie' 'er somthing!" She ব্যক্ত "Atomic..Wedgie?" Loki gave Delbar a look of confusion "Its where a mean person pulls you're underwear up you're ass." She said, Loki choked on his drink "What." Delbar nodded "You Midgardians actually do that?" Delbar shrugged "I guess, I see it on tv a lot, so yeah. I mean, I guess it only works on guys 'cause of they're আবর্জনা আপনি know?" She ব্যক্ত sipping her drink again "Junk?" Loki made a face "You know...They're...." Delbar motioned to her hips "So that's what its called here in Midgard?" Loki asked "No, it's just a slang for it." Loki made another confused look, Delbar facepalmed "Jesus Christ Loki! You're HOPELESS!" Loki scoffed "I am not hopeless." He spat "Yes আপনি are." She ব্যক্ত "I am NOT!" Delbar sighed "I need to get ready." She mumbled as she sat her cup down "What do you need to get ready for?" He hissed "We are going to go out for dinner...With Thor and Tony!...And whatever female they decide to drag along." Delbar ব্যক্ত cheerfully, Loki picked up a বালিশ and chucked it at poor Delbar's face.




If Loki still had his powers, Delbar would not be alive. In fact, her remains would be disentigrated. 'Angry' was an understatment. "Hiieeeeee" Delbar bounced into the nightclub wearing her new জরি dress "Ah! Friend Delbar! Its good to see you!" Thor, who was surrounded দ্বারা women, raced over to give Delbar a ভালুক hug "Brother! Oh it is wonderful seeing you! Have আপনি been good to Delbar?" Loki shot Thor a cold glare "Define 'Good'?" He spat in disgust, Thor looked like a wounded puppy. "Thooorr~ Is okai, Loki's been a bit butthurt~" Thor gave a chuckle and lead the two over to the bar where he was sitting at "Where's Tony?" Delbar asked as she ordered a drink "Oh? Did আপনি not get the 'Text'?" Thor ব্যক্ত chugging his বিয়ার "Friend Stark was busy and could not make it" He said, Loki felt a bit better since Tony would not be there. "Ahh, he's just scared~" She ব্যক্ত giggling "Hey Loki, try this!" Delbar gave him what the bartender called the 'Zombie' "What is this?" He ব্যক্ত examining the fruity looking drink "Its called Zombie try it!" So Loki, who felt some feeling of curiousity, tried it...And liked it. Several Zombies later, Delbar dragged a drunken Loki out of the nightclub, and into a cab. "H-Hey...! Ther, yer'n assherl!...Eheheheh..." Loki grumbled while laying on Delbar's shoulder "The Carman Plaza please." She ব্যক্ত to the driver "Yer kno....I jes wunted to make 'em happi..." Loki slurred, tears forming in his eyes. Delbar felt pity for the god and stroked his head "Shh...Make who happy?" She ব্যক্ত as he landed on her lap, sniffling "Mai Furder! He alweys lurvved...Ther more....ALWEYS!" He slurred, crying. Delbar stroked his head softly "Its okay...I'm sure he loved আপনি just as much, Loki." She ব্যক্ত smiling, "He nevar...! Why'r yer so....Nice to me....?" He mumbled "I krilled...So manry..." He slurred, his eyelids fluttering a bit "Does it matter?" Loki shook his head "Be quite, we're almost home." She ব্যক্ত softly, Loki nodded and fell asleep on her lap. The cab shortly arrived at her Apartment building, she chucked a few twenties at the driver and tossed Loki's arm over her shoulder and dragged him up to the apartment. "Nygh..." Delbar managed to get him to his bedroom and into his বিছানা before the doorbell rang "Just a minute!" Delbar hollered as she tucked Loki into বিছানা and tossed a bucket beside his বিছানা "Yes?" She ব্যক্ত as she opened the door and saw Tadeu "Delbar I am so-" the brown haired, brown eyes model was cut off my Delbar's icy laugh "You're sorry? 2 years Tadeu, 2 DAMN years. I was a pawn, USED." She hissed "You would go and mess with যেভাবে খুশী women, while I stayed here, working." She spat, "The only reason why YOU are sorry, is because You. Got. Caught." She shouted, Tadeu made remarks about how he didn't mean to and how he loved her, she looked at him with disgust. She opened her mouth to say something, but was stopped দ্বারা the sound of vomiting "Who's that?" He ব্যক্ত with hurt lacing his words "Loki, he lives with me now." She spat "Give me back the keys to My house, Tadeu." She spat holding out her hand, Tadeu tossed her the keys with a dark chuckle "So you're a whore now?" He ব্যক্ত bitterly, Delbar rolled her eyes. "The only 'whore' here, is you." She spat as she slammed the door in his face and locked it "I WANT MY SHIT BACK!" he yelled, banging on the door "It's with you're Mother, get out of my apartment building before I call the cops." She hissed as she went to go help Loki. "You...Midgardians....Are stronger than I expected...." Loki ব্যক্ত panting as he leaned against the toilet "You underestimate lots of things, Loki." She ব্যক্ত softly as she pulled his his hair back into a small ponytail, Loki gave a small chuckle. Delbar soaked a small towel with cold water and placed it on his neck "What do আপনি call...This?" He asked referring to his hangover "It's called a hangover, আপনি drink a lot of booze, আপনি get sick." She ব্যক্ত wiping his mouth "I feel horrible...." He groaned "It's normal to feel this way" she ব্যক্ত chuckling a little "Who were আপনি yelling at?" Delbar frowned and continued tending to him "Nobody." She ব্যক্ত "Here, drink." She gave him a glass of water, he sipped it and sighed "How long does this last?" She shrugged "Depends, if আপনি don't take care of it properly, it'll last awhile." She ব্যক্ত getting up "You just wait here, I'm getting আপনি fresh clothes" she ব্যক্ত leaving, Loki groaned a "Alright" while she left. Delbar managed to get Loki into fresh clothes and onto the পালঙ্ক to rest. He moaned and groaned the entire time. Delbar had him lay on her lap, in case he threw up, he could roll on the floor to the bucket দ্বারা her feet. "'Television' is ridiculous." Loki spat as Delbar turned on a movie to watch "It isn't ridiculous." She ব্যক্ত sighing. "It is...." Loki mumbled as he started falling asleep "Think what আপনি will then." She ব্যক্ত flipping through the channels, once she found a channel she liked, Loki was fast asleep.


Loki woke up to Delbar's soft snores, he hardly remembered anything last night. He remembered drinking and then Delbar's shouts at Tadeu, but that was it. "Midgardian" He grumbled, poking at her stomach. She groaned and moved away from his pokes "Midgardian!" He jabbed his finger into her side, "Hey!" She shouted as she shot up "What was that for!" She cried "My head hurts." He ব্যক্ত annoyed "No shit Sherlock, you're recovering from a hangover. Take some painkillers and drink lots of water." She grumbled laying back down to sleep "Midgardian." He jabbed her again "Loki! What?! আপনি know I have a name!" She hissed jumping up "Go fetch me 'painkillers' and water." Delbar felt her eye twitch, she marched to the cabinet, grabbed the bottle of painkillers and chucked the bottle at his head "Hey!-" Delbar then chucked a water bottle at his head before marching off to her room "Damn Midgardian...!" He spat as he rubbed his head. Delbar shortly returned in a black and grey suit, it was sleek and was hardly baggy on her "I have work today, আপনি are coming with me, since I'm scared আপনি might burn my apartment down." She ব্যক্ত sighing as she adjusted her gloves. Loki was sitting criss-crossed on the পালঙ্ক eating cereal "You're joking. I am not going out there." He spat "Yes," Delbar ব্যক্ত chucking some nice clothes at him "You are." And he did. দ্বারা the time he was dressed, the two left her apartment. Instead of hailing a cab, they took her car, a nice, silver Mercedes. "Where are we going, Midgardian." He ব্যক্ত with a bored tone. "I have a name আপনি know, and we're heading for the train station." She ব্যক্ত softly as she drove down the busy streets of New York, Loki groaned and slumped into his seat. "How far is it?" He grumbled "Not far," she ব্যক্ত getting into another lane

"Midgardian,"
"I have a name."
"Fine. Delbar,"
"Yes?"
"Why are আপনি so...Pleasant around me?"

Delbar was silent for awhile before answering, "I...I guess I see আরো than there is to you." She ব্যক্ত turning down a রাস্তা "Like what?" He asked curious "I don't know." She mumbled "I guess I can kinda relate to আপনি in a way." She admitted. "How so?" Delbar sighed an kept quite "Midgardian," Loki ব্যক্ত grinning "It's Delbar. And I told, I don't know." She hissed as she pulled into a parking garage. Delbar parked the car and grabbed her messenger bag "Here," she handed him a iPhone "It's called a iPhone, it only has one number on it - Mine. It has tons of games আপনি can busy yourself with while I work. Please don't break it." She ব্যক্ত sighing "Alright..." Loki stared at it a bit, puzzled দ্বারা it. "Let's go." She ব্যক্ত getting out "Go where?" He asked looking around "The train station" Delbar ব্যক্ত adjusting her messenger bag an heading for the elevator "Come on Loki, we haven't got all day." She said, Loki mumbled something under his breath and followed her. Delbar and Loki stood in the elevator for a moment, he watched Delbar push a blank button and up popped a brand new elevator keypad. This keypad had symbols for different things. Delbar pushed the 'Train' symbol and down the elevator went. Delbar was standing in attention the entire time, it made Loki a bit agitated how dominant she looked. Soon it stopped, Delbar gave a big smile and stepped out of the elevator, Loki followed her and saw the huge, white train station. Everywhere he looked there were people with odd hair রঙ and odd skin. "What is this place..." He asked "Archibald Station." She ব্যক্ত "The only train station that leads আপনি to other locations for those living as Magical beings and/or those who study the arts of magic." She ব্যক্ত "If you,Thor, Sif, the Warriors Three অথবা anyone else from you're realm decides to live here permanently, this is where you'd be able to kinda be 'normal'." She ব্যক্ত smiling, "Good Morning Agent Del!" Squeaked a small girl in a black and grey suit similar to Delbar's, only the girl was wearing a স্কার্ট "Good Morning Alicia." She greeted the girl as she ran দ্বারা Delbar "Have an AMAZING Day!" She squeaked, Delbar nodded to the girl and continued walking "Popular aren't we?" Loki ব্যক্ত chuckling "Nah, I'm just friendly." She said. Delbar walked to the front of the ticket booth, she explained something to the reptilian looking person and walked away "Our train's a-waiting-~" she ব্যক্ত cheerfully, "This is quite the interesting train station..." He mumbled "Isn't it?" She ব্যক্ত smiling, she went through a door that lead to the platform to wait for the পরবর্তি train. Delbar sat on a bench and rummaged through her bag for something "Here" she pulled out a pack of gum and offered a piece to Loki "What is that?" He asked looking at it with slight disgust "Gum! It's tasty, just don't গেলা it." She ব্যক্ত smiling "Why?" He asked taking it "Cause it'll get all ট্যাঙ্গেল্ড and stuck in you're stomach and make আপনি sick." She ব্যক্ত chewing a piece "That...Sounds painful." He ব্যক্ত grinning, he thought up ways he could trick Thor into hurting himself "I suppose, I've done it before and never got sick." She ব্যক্ত shrugging, Loki felt a bit defeated দ্বারা how nothing happened to Delbar when she swallowed the gum. Soon the Train arrived, the doors opened and Loki and Delbar went in. Loki looked around and saw a few other people with স্যুইটস্‌ similar to Delbar's sitting around "How about here?" Delbar ব্যক্ত sitting down on আসন with another আসন parallel to hers "That's alright." He mumbled sitting down. Delbar looked out the window and sighed as it began moving "What're আপনি pondering on about?" Loki asked, Delbar sighed and didn't reply "Answer me!" He shouted "I have the right not to answer you, আপনি know." She spat, Loki sighed in defeat and decided to busy himself with the iPhone. He got bored quickly though, he thought maybe pestering Delbar would keep him company, but he saw she was asleep. Loki stared at her sleeping figure for what seemed like hours, she looked so peaceful. He decided to not harm her in any way, since she took such good care of him during his...'Hangover'. See? Loki has a heart.
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