I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, আপনি know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I
1. আপনি throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. আপনি wear at least some black every day.
3. আপনি rip your clothes on purpose.
4. আপনি call people আপনি don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. আপনি yell "CRUCIO!" at people when আপনি get mad.
6. আপনি carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" অথবা an "L", আপনি accidentally type out a Bellatrix অথবা a Lestrange instead.
9. আপনি think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever আপনি mention her, your বন্ধু roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. আপনি call your পছন্দ teacher Voldemort.
12. আপনি constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, আপনি get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are আপনি sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. আপনি faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. আপনি write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells আপনি he can't deliver it.
16. আপনি jump every time আপনি hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your নীতিবাণী is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. আপনি name অথবা plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. আপনি suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. আপনি get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when আপনি get mad.
21. আপনি lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something শীর্ষ secret in your vault.
22. আপনি accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. আপনি have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that আপনি can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", আপনি jump and exclaim that আপনি already killed Sirius.
25. আপনি call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
26. আপনি get mad when people tell আপনি that you're in perfect mental health.
Credit: Me Myself and I
1. আপনি throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. আপনি wear at least some black every day.
3. আপনি rip your clothes on purpose.
4. আপনি call people আপনি don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. আপনি yell "CRUCIO!" at people when আপনি get mad.
6. আপনি carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" অথবা an "L", আপনি accidentally type out a Bellatrix অথবা a Lestrange instead.
9. আপনি think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever আপনি mention her, your বন্ধু roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. আপনি call your পছন্দ teacher Voldemort.
12. আপনি constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, আপনি get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are আপনি sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. আপনি faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. আপনি write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells আপনি he can't deliver it.
16. আপনি jump every time আপনি hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your নীতিবাণী is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. আপনি name অথবা plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. আপনি suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. আপনি get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when আপনি get mad.
21. আপনি lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something শীর্ষ secret in your vault.
22. আপনি accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. আপনি have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that আপনি can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", আপনি jump and exclaim that আপনি already killed Sirius.
25. আপনি call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
26. আপনি get mad when people tell আপনি that you're in perfect mental health.
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do আপনি guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have আপনি read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t আপনি just প্রণয় them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are আপনি f***ing serious?! These are the best বই ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite আপনি and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
were are আপনি harry asked ron over here can't আপনি see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see আপনি it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for আপনি can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in প্রণয় with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
no i cant see আপনি it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for আপনি can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in প্রণয় with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story