1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides দ্বারা calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets আপনি a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE বছর OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The বই aren’t well written, just because আপনি make up a few words and use Latin for spells, like every other book about magic in history, doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the Hogwarts rules Rowling sets for criteria are obviously set up to be broken দ্বারা the end of the series.
8. Not only that, she breaks rules set দ্বারা আরো esteemed authors.
9. The world population will grow stupid because all kids who read this book will think they are wizards and won’t take their real education seriously while they wait for their Hogwarts letter to come until they are old. And they’ll never come.
10. Harry almost dies fifty thousand times, but someone always saves him. This is boring.
11. Lily is too perfect and has no flaws either. Even dead mothers should have flaws besides having a baby with a jerk.
12. The reason the বই became so জনপ্রিয় is because Harry doesn’t have to try hard to learn any skills and everyone wants their life to be that easy.
13. If Harry is so ‘awkward’, why do so many wizards admire him before he even meets them?
14. Rowling portrays weak men as failures, effeminate, and generally lacking the attributes of true masculinity, playing into stereotypes that both feminists and masculist alike have benn fighting against for years.
15. Isn’t it convenient that Harry always manages to sneak out of his dorm at all hours of the night without many consequences? Real schools aren’t like that.
16. Lack of interesting character development.
17. Ginny is a useless, whining, doll that suddenly has become the idol for girls everywhere.
18. People say that Harry Potter is better than everything in the world. Guess what? WRONG.
19. Harry is extremely possessive, border-line abusive, and boring as anything.
20. It’s too cliché.
21. This book contains no sex, so it’s not really a adventure novel.
22. Read The Story of King Arthur and His Knights- That’s a wizard, not those average people with wands that Rowling has created.
23. আপনি don’t have to throw out a cliché every two pages, we know all “love is powerful” and “friendship is important”.
24. Harry reflects upon herself through the entire novel to tell important plot developments. নমস্কার Rowling, ever heard of “Show, don’t tell”?
25. She never uses the word hermit in the entire book series, and it’s supposedly about wizards.
26. Her wizards play Quidditch. Enough said.
27. Rowling wrote “[The room] was so crammed with objects that it was difficult to see how anybody could navigate their way across it …” when she should have wrote “[The room] was so crammed with objects that it was difficult to see how anybody could navigate [his অথবা her] way across it …”
28. There is too much face touching.
29. It’s predictable, and childish.
30. We read the entire series just to laugh at the stupidity of it.
31. Rowling can’t think of original names. She gets names from the dictionary and those don’t count.
32. Wizards can’t catch a tiny ball flying at the speed of light in their mouth without it shooting through the back of their throat and killing them. SPOILER
33. Quidditch was just a disgrace.
34. People think Rowling is the best writer ever.
35. The plot drags on forever, when it really could have been completed in three books.
36. Wow, yet another ‘original’ plot of vengeance.
37. Why is it called the Harry Potter Series if only one character is names Harry Potter?
38. It’s too easy to mock. Go on Youtube, how many mocks on Harry Potter do আপনি see?
39. They use a drug reference in a book written for ten-year-olds. তারিখ rape প্রণয় potions, anyone?
40. JK Rowling creates some interesting characters ie: Merope and Cedric. She then ignores them, and gives them no development.
41. Every Other 9gag post is about Harry Potter. EVERY OTHER ONE.
42. Fangirls are so blinded দ্বারা their প্রণয় for Harry that they don’t realize the book is terrible.
43. Harold Bloom agrees that "Rowling's mind is so governed দ্বারা clichés and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing."
44. It’s stupid.
45. Herminoe.
46. Ginny is all the guy’s beards.
47. Rowling wrote seven বই about nothing, really.
48. Straight men play with “wooded sticks”?
49. It’s teeming with grammatical errors.
50. Harry Potter means ruler of trades, which practically means good at everything. That’s horribly cheesy.
51. Harry has black hair; crows like black things.
52. Do any guys actually like Harry Potter?
53. If the first chapter of your book rely on the mystery of a character’s identity, don’t slap “Harry Potter thinks he is an ordinary boy celebrating his 11th birthday, but he is far from wrong. A giant named Hagrid appears, and gives Harry the all important news. He is a wizard” on the back cover.
54. Times names are mentioned
Philosopher's Stone
Harry: 1318
Ron: 453
Hermione: 269
Ginny: 5
Chamber of Secrets
Harry: 1634
Ron: 694
Hermione: 319
Ginny: 114
Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry: 1986
Ron: 755
Hermione: 638
Ginny: 17
Goblet of Fire
Harry: 3162
Ron: 1040
Hermione: 870
Ginny: 46
Cho: 32
Order of the Phoenix
Harry: 4016
Ron: 1298
Hermione: 1306
Ginny: 245
Cho: 151
Half-Blood Prince
Harry: 2782
Ron: 886
Hermione: 690
Ginny: 234
Deathly Hallows
Harry: 3128
Ron: 1179
Hermione: 1222
Ginny: 121
The only reason Ginny becomes “important”t to us is because she dates Harry.
55. They fall in প্রণয় way too quickly and it seems fake because no one falls in প্রণয় instantly, especially teenagers.
56. The only reason Harry and Ginny প্রণয় each other because she good at sports good and he’s famous. There’s no other প্রদত্ত reason why.
57. It’s just not healthy to teach young girls that True প্রণয় involves a guy ignoring আপনি forever.
58. Harry wears glasses. We get it.
59. He had only been in Hogwarts for 10 মিনিট and he already has a reputation.
60. There’s something disturbing about Dumbledore watching kids and teenagers all the time.
61. All Harry Potter অনুরাগী are insane, proved দ্বারা several responses to criticism such as… “adamlambert_rox? I'm TALKING TO YA! You're an idiot. Go to **** **** *** *** * ** * ** * ** ** * *********** LOL! BTW, did আপনি notice that the funny প্রতিমূর্তি of Twilight are better than the saga combined? Go and kill yourself, just like your role model, Bella.”
62. And this… “Lauracullen, go look at your other completely pointless post. Look at how many reasons there are. AND WE'RE NOT EVEN FINISHED! আপনি lost... go drown yourself.”
63. And this… “Actually i_love_edward45, i wish আপনি wouldn't say that about ppls opinions. it's not fair at all and i know what king_wa ব্যক্ত is mean but that's a really stupid thing to say to ppl especially since i'm about to send আপনি a message saying what a দুশ্চরিত্রা আপনি are for saying that about hermione. Get fuked আপনি loser, আপনি got nothing better to do than critisize hermione then how about আপনি jump up your own গাধা and die.”
64. Isn’t funny how Harry Potter অনুরাগী can’t spell and use proper capitalization? দ্বারা the way,61, 62, and 63 are real quotes.
65. The reason Harry couldn’t learn occlumacy well was because he doesn’t have a mind.
66. T. Pain would totally win Hermione’s হৃদয় and beat up Ron because he’s on a boat.
67. Herminoe has to manipulate time to get to her classes.
68. We applaud JK Rowling, as she’s got to be a rich woman দ্বারা now, having found her forte in the insane cult of teenage girls who go rabid over her writings.
69. The good side vs. The bad side (isn’t that a ফেসবুক application and such a original idea?)
70. There’s nothing worse than a অনুরাগী girl going insane over a fictional guy. It’s rather pathetic actually, so, um, yeah, get a life and keep পাঠ করা those books, chickies.
71. This book was not worth the paper on which it was printed.
72. Ginny has no goals and no future, her life revolves around Harry.
73. WWJHPFD: What Would a Judgmental Harry Potter অনুরাগী Do? Answer: attempt to attack with the ‘cool magical powers’ they gained from পাঠ করা the series. Awesome!
74. Even if আপনি like the book, it doesn’t live up to its hype.
75. Draco is a good WILF, that’s it.
76. “I spent the first half of my 11th birthday sitting দ্বারা the post box waiting for that Hogwarts acceptance letter, then the সেকেন্ড half crying because it hadn’t come. I even forced my parents to take me to Kings ক্রুশ on september 1st that বছর with the hope that the letter just got হারিয়ে গেছে and I would just walk through the barrier to prove I was a witch, it didn’t work.” – quoted from dearmsrowling on tumblr.
77. Thirteen years difference = pedophile. (Lupin and tonks)
78. It’s a co-dependent relationship stripped down to the bare essentials. Girl: “I want to তারিখ James.” Boy: “If আপনি leave me, I will live alone forever and যোগদান this group of people who want to kill you.”
79. Jk Rowling must really be into pedophilia: first Ginny is underage and makes out with other underage boys, now Harry is underage and kisses Cho, who’s also underage? SPOILER.
80. New hot couple name for Harry and Ginny = Hinny
81. আপনি may think Harry Potter is smart and fast, but Chuck Norris could take him.
82. Ginny’s only deep thoughts are, ‘I play Quidditch! I know Harry! My brothers are virgin losers!’
83. The only reason I kept পাঠ করা was to see if Harry could redeem himself দ্বারা getting over himself.
84. Harry, who didn’t abuse Hermione and was nice to her, was ditched and she chose Ron. Hmm, masochistic much?
85. Ms. Rowling writes the way I did when I was twelve years old, doodling in my journal.
86. “It would have been much better if Harry and Ron discovered they were gay: no dances, no whiny Ginny অথবা Hermione. Amen to that.”
87. Many people have enjoyed the making of this, many have helped with it too…in other words lots of people hate Harry Potter.
88. আপনি are allowed to have your own opinion, just like we are allowed to have ours. Get over it. Harry Potter অনুরাগী don’t seem to understand that though and attack at the mention of flaw in the book.
89. Light Yagami doesn’t approve of Harry Potter so neither should you.
90. “Cause it’s dumb.” – যেভাবে খুশী Person on the Street
91. “It’s annoying as hell.” – যেভাবে খুশী Person on the রাস্তা #2
92. Martin Luther would not have not have approved if the book was written during his lifetime.
93. Edward could beat Harry Potter any দিন with his vampire powers.
94. It’s offensive to the entire human race, both male and female.
95. The Power Rangers could beat The Trio. THE FREAKING POWERRANGERS
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets আপনি a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE বছর OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The বই aren’t well written, just because আপনি make up a few words and use Latin for spells, like every other book about magic in history, doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the Hogwarts rules Rowling sets for criteria are obviously set up to be broken দ্বারা the end of the series.
8. Not only that, she breaks rules set দ্বারা আরো esteemed authors.
9. The world population will grow stupid because all kids who read this book will think they are wizards and won’t take their real education seriously while they wait for their Hogwarts letter to come until they are old. And they’ll never come.
10. Harry almost dies fifty thousand times, but someone always saves him. This is boring.
11. Lily is too perfect and has no flaws either. Even dead mothers should have flaws besides having a baby with a jerk.
12. The reason the বই became so জনপ্রিয় is because Harry doesn’t have to try hard to learn any skills and everyone wants their life to be that easy.
13. If Harry is so ‘awkward’, why do so many wizards admire him before he even meets them?
14. Rowling portrays weak men as failures, effeminate, and generally lacking the attributes of true masculinity, playing into stereotypes that both feminists and masculist alike have benn fighting against for years.
15. Isn’t it convenient that Harry always manages to sneak out of his dorm at all hours of the night without many consequences? Real schools aren’t like that.
16. Lack of interesting character development.
17. Ginny is a useless, whining, doll that suddenly has become the idol for girls everywhere.
18. People say that Harry Potter is better than everything in the world. Guess what? WRONG.
19. Harry is extremely possessive, border-line abusive, and boring as anything.
20. It’s too cliché.
21. This book contains no sex, so it’s not really a adventure novel.
22. Read The Story of King Arthur and His Knights- That’s a wizard, not those average people with wands that Rowling has created.
23. আপনি don’t have to throw out a cliché every two pages, we know all “love is powerful” and “friendship is important”.
24. Harry reflects upon herself through the entire novel to tell important plot developments. নমস্কার Rowling, ever heard of “Show, don’t tell”?
25. She never uses the word hermit in the entire book series, and it’s supposedly about wizards.
26. Her wizards play Quidditch. Enough said.
27. Rowling wrote “[The room] was so crammed with objects that it was difficult to see how anybody could navigate their way across it …” when she should have wrote “[The room] was so crammed with objects that it was difficult to see how anybody could navigate [his অথবা her] way across it …”
28. There is too much face touching.
29. It’s predictable, and childish.
30. We read the entire series just to laugh at the stupidity of it.
31. Rowling can’t think of original names. She gets names from the dictionary and those don’t count.
32. Wizards can’t catch a tiny ball flying at the speed of light in their mouth without it shooting through the back of their throat and killing them. SPOILER
33. Quidditch was just a disgrace.
34. People think Rowling is the best writer ever.
35. The plot drags on forever, when it really could have been completed in three books.
36. Wow, yet another ‘original’ plot of vengeance.
37. Why is it called the Harry Potter Series if only one character is names Harry Potter?
38. It’s too easy to mock. Go on Youtube, how many mocks on Harry Potter do আপনি see?
39. They use a drug reference in a book written for ten-year-olds. তারিখ rape প্রণয় potions, anyone?
40. JK Rowling creates some interesting characters ie: Merope and Cedric. She then ignores them, and gives them no development.
41. Every Other 9gag post is about Harry Potter. EVERY OTHER ONE.
42. Fangirls are so blinded দ্বারা their প্রণয় for Harry that they don’t realize the book is terrible.
43. Harold Bloom agrees that "Rowling's mind is so governed দ্বারা clichés and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing."
44. It’s stupid.
45. Herminoe.
46. Ginny is all the guy’s beards.
47. Rowling wrote seven বই about nothing, really.
48. Straight men play with “wooded sticks”?
49. It’s teeming with grammatical errors.
50. Harry Potter means ruler of trades, which practically means good at everything. That’s horribly cheesy.
51. Harry has black hair; crows like black things.
52. Do any guys actually like Harry Potter?
53. If the first chapter of your book rely on the mystery of a character’s identity, don’t slap “Harry Potter thinks he is an ordinary boy celebrating his 11th birthday, but he is far from wrong. A giant named Hagrid appears, and gives Harry the all important news. He is a wizard” on the back cover.
54. Times names are mentioned
Philosopher's Stone
Harry: 1318
Ron: 453
Hermione: 269
Ginny: 5
Chamber of Secrets
Harry: 1634
Ron: 694
Hermione: 319
Ginny: 114
Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry: 1986
Ron: 755
Hermione: 638
Ginny: 17
Goblet of Fire
Harry: 3162
Ron: 1040
Hermione: 870
Ginny: 46
Cho: 32
Order of the Phoenix
Harry: 4016
Ron: 1298
Hermione: 1306
Ginny: 245
Cho: 151
Half-Blood Prince
Harry: 2782
Ron: 886
Hermione: 690
Ginny: 234
Deathly Hallows
Harry: 3128
Ron: 1179
Hermione: 1222
Ginny: 121
The only reason Ginny becomes “important”t to us is because she dates Harry.
55. They fall in প্রণয় way too quickly and it seems fake because no one falls in প্রণয় instantly, especially teenagers.
56. The only reason Harry and Ginny প্রণয় each other because she good at sports good and he’s famous. There’s no other প্রদত্ত reason why.
57. It’s just not healthy to teach young girls that True প্রণয় involves a guy ignoring আপনি forever.
58. Harry wears glasses. We get it.
59. He had only been in Hogwarts for 10 মিনিট and he already has a reputation.
60. There’s something disturbing about Dumbledore watching kids and teenagers all the time.
61. All Harry Potter অনুরাগী are insane, proved দ্বারা several responses to criticism such as… “adamlambert_rox? I'm TALKING TO YA! You're an idiot. Go to **** **** *** *** * ** * ** * ** ** * *********** LOL! BTW, did আপনি notice that the funny প্রতিমূর্তি of Twilight are better than the saga combined? Go and kill yourself, just like your role model, Bella.”
62. And this… “Lauracullen, go look at your other completely pointless post. Look at how many reasons there are. AND WE'RE NOT EVEN FINISHED! আপনি lost... go drown yourself.”
63. And this… “Actually i_love_edward45, i wish আপনি wouldn't say that about ppls opinions. it's not fair at all and i know what king_wa ব্যক্ত is mean but that's a really stupid thing to say to ppl especially since i'm about to send আপনি a message saying what a দুশ্চরিত্রা আপনি are for saying that about hermione. Get fuked আপনি loser, আপনি got nothing better to do than critisize hermione then how about আপনি jump up your own গাধা and die.”
64. Isn’t funny how Harry Potter অনুরাগী can’t spell and use proper capitalization? দ্বারা the way,61, 62, and 63 are real quotes.
65. The reason Harry couldn’t learn occlumacy well was because he doesn’t have a mind.
66. T. Pain would totally win Hermione’s হৃদয় and beat up Ron because he’s on a boat.
67. Herminoe has to manipulate time to get to her classes.
68. We applaud JK Rowling, as she’s got to be a rich woman দ্বারা now, having found her forte in the insane cult of teenage girls who go rabid over her writings.
69. The good side vs. The bad side (isn’t that a ফেসবুক application and such a original idea?)
70. There’s nothing worse than a অনুরাগী girl going insane over a fictional guy. It’s rather pathetic actually, so, um, yeah, get a life and keep পাঠ করা those books, chickies.
71. This book was not worth the paper on which it was printed.
72. Ginny has no goals and no future, her life revolves around Harry.
73. WWJHPFD: What Would a Judgmental Harry Potter অনুরাগী Do? Answer: attempt to attack with the ‘cool magical powers’ they gained from পাঠ করা the series. Awesome!
74. Even if আপনি like the book, it doesn’t live up to its hype.
75. Draco is a good WILF, that’s it.
76. “I spent the first half of my 11th birthday sitting দ্বারা the post box waiting for that Hogwarts acceptance letter, then the সেকেন্ড half crying because it hadn’t come. I even forced my parents to take me to Kings ক্রুশ on september 1st that বছর with the hope that the letter just got হারিয়ে গেছে and I would just walk through the barrier to prove I was a witch, it didn’t work.” – quoted from dearmsrowling on tumblr.
77. Thirteen years difference = pedophile. (Lupin and tonks)
78. It’s a co-dependent relationship stripped down to the bare essentials. Girl: “I want to তারিখ James.” Boy: “If আপনি leave me, I will live alone forever and যোগদান this group of people who want to kill you.”
79. Jk Rowling must really be into pedophilia: first Ginny is underage and makes out with other underage boys, now Harry is underage and kisses Cho, who’s also underage? SPOILER.
80. New hot couple name for Harry and Ginny = Hinny
81. আপনি may think Harry Potter is smart and fast, but Chuck Norris could take him.
82. Ginny’s only deep thoughts are, ‘I play Quidditch! I know Harry! My brothers are virgin losers!’
83. The only reason I kept পাঠ করা was to see if Harry could redeem himself দ্বারা getting over himself.
84. Harry, who didn’t abuse Hermione and was nice to her, was ditched and she chose Ron. Hmm, masochistic much?
85. Ms. Rowling writes the way I did when I was twelve years old, doodling in my journal.
86. “It would have been much better if Harry and Ron discovered they were gay: no dances, no whiny Ginny অথবা Hermione. Amen to that.”
87. Many people have enjoyed the making of this, many have helped with it too…in other words lots of people hate Harry Potter.
88. আপনি are allowed to have your own opinion, just like we are allowed to have ours. Get over it. Harry Potter অনুরাগী don’t seem to understand that though and attack at the mention of flaw in the book.
89. Light Yagami doesn’t approve of Harry Potter so neither should you.
90. “Cause it’s dumb.” – যেভাবে খুশী Person on the Street
91. “It’s annoying as hell.” – যেভাবে খুশী Person on the রাস্তা #2
92. Martin Luther would not have not have approved if the book was written during his lifetime.
93. Edward could beat Harry Potter any দিন with his vampire powers.
94. It’s offensive to the entire human race, both male and female.
95. The Power Rangers could beat The Trio. THE FREAKING POWERRANGERS
J.K. Rowling beats Stephanie Meyer any day.
The Golden Trio
