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posted by DivyaHarry
Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant অথবা just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner অনুরাগী upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight অনুরাগী around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the নেকড়ে Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the নেকড়ে-মানুষ a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like নেকড়ে-মানুষ after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what আপনি call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how আপনি live with yourself for making it the way আপনি did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have আপনি saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If আপনি would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and অথবা mutated as the নেকড়ে man. আপনি tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid নেকড়ে Movie didn't even make the শীর্ষ Movie for the charts; Valentines দিন WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your যন্ত্রপত্র was on your site. I wanted to let আপনি know this is what i thought of the নেকড়ে man that sucks.
FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!

নমস্কার Universal, আপনি just got PWNED. That's what আপনি get for making a werewolf movie that clearly rips off Twilight. Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now আপনি hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!!
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Source: Once again, another pic I found in the C.A.T. spot
I made a তালিকা of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If আপনি can give explanation answering the প্রশ্ন ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky প্রশ্ন because there are a lot of প্রবন্ধ about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter অনুরাগী respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell আপনি which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...
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posted by BedIntruder
95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion দ্বারা BedIntruder পোষ্ট হয়েছে 4 hours পূর্বে


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides দ্বারা calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies দ্বারা লেখা about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The বই aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken দ্বারা the end of the...
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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that আপনি arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and আপনি will প্রণয় it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to আপনি that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe আপনি didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. অথবা maybe আপনি didnt read...
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posted by lucius_malloy
So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But আপনি get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her বন্ধু - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was পাঠ করা a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an আপেল on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...
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posted by GemonkDruid
 Too true!
Too true!
I discovered these song spoofs in my লেখা folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with আপনি guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella দ্বারা Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until আপনি agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn আপনি into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told আপনি I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, আপনি crazy witch
Now it's raining আরো than ever
But we’re...
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here is the website:

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1. he/she just ব্যক্ত "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just ব্যক্ত that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff অথবা hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot আরো then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...
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posted by LoveforSeverus
Well I've been লেখা a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the সামগ্রিক story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight দ্বারা just "letting her characters handle the plot". There দ্বারা making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write অনুরাগী fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good অনুরাগী fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie আপনি want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...
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First, let me get this straight: I'm not a অনুরাগী of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for জনপ্রিয় প্রতীকী like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, আপনি might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When আপনি turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...
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posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a তালিকা of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced দ্বারা Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two বই sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, আপনি see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The সেকেন্ড features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
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posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter অনুরাগী are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER প্রবন্ধ HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores আপনি অথবা is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in প্রণয় with আপনি — and আপনি are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells আপনি to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the প্রণয় of your life. আপনি should stay with him since he will keep আপনি নিরাপদ forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell আপনি that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When পাঠ করা them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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Okay sorry Twilikers. But আপনি need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a প্রণয় story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the বই সরানো on. And have আপনি seen all the different...
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