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This Jokes we're also পোষ্ট হয়েছে on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen




Q: What to Edward and a বড়দিন বৃক্ষ have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.


Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what আপনি are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!


Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much আপনি mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: আপনি know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.


Q: How do আপনি kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her বই and wait for two minutes.



Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward আপনি suck!!!!
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I did not write this!

Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless আপনি have Harry's invisibility ছদ্মবেশ and the Marauders' Map অথবা আপনি are ফ্রেড and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing মারিজুয়ানা অথবা hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate তারিখ to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told আপনি I was...
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