Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather যেভাবে খুশী today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a যেভাবে খুশী collection of letters put together to form a যেভাবে খুশী collection of words which will, in turn, provide a যেভাবে খুশী collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If আপনি have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)
Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first প্রশ্ন then dumplings!
A. Errr, yes...
B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid ক্যুইজ for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*
C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....
D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!
E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..
F. Sorry, did আপনি say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION আপনি RENAGADE!*
Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards আপনি with his শার্ট untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do আপনি do/say?
A. নমস্কার sweet cheeks. Wanna come and see me some time *winks*
B. Good Lord, Drakie-poo! What have আপনি done to your shirt? Come here, let me iron it for you!!!
C. Don't say anything. Instead jumps on him and rips his শার্ট off crying "Take me! Take me now!!"
D. Errrm, kosak dancing would be entertaining...
E. Invite him for a nice walk in which আপনি skinny dip in the nearest lake, trying all the time not to be eaten দ্বারা the giant squid
F. Grin at him and touch his cheek seductively- when he's looking like that there's only one thing to be done! *indeed ;)*
You're skipping along quite happily when someone grabs আপনি from behind and pushes আপনি up against the shadowy wall- what are আপনি thinking?
A. AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE আপনি ABUSIVE SCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!
B. Well hello, how could this be touching me in this manner?!
C.Draco? Is that yoooou?????? *fixes hair and lippy quick*
D. Noooooooooooooo! I must keep my virtue intact! Help me Jebus!
E. Arrrggggggggg!!!!!!! Save me Harry! Oh, it is Harry. Oh well, চুম্বন me darling!
F. Oh, what lovely brick work. I must take a pastel rubbing of it before I go.....
G. Keep skipping although I ain't going nowhere.
DEMENTORS!! Run for your life আপনি crazy bitch, run!!!!!
A. Good grief! What to do, what to do?? I need help, help me Santa Claus!
B. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!! *thinking of me and Harry in a compromising position*
C. AHHH! Run away run away run away run away! *running in circles, not actually going anywhere*
D.Quick, i must defend my peers against such evil fiendishness! Where is my sword? Adorn me, faithful Gamling! *oh wait, thats Lord of the Rings*
E. Yay! Those dudes have such pretty dress things! I must find out how to make a smock like that!
F. Dementors? What, those floaty, black guys with the serious thrill for soul-sucking? Ah, they're ok, as long as আপনি keep a basket at hand.
You've been called to Dumbledore's office. Whats it about?
A. Ah, could it have been that বাক্স of Blast Ended Screwts I let lose in Hagrid's hut? I didn't think they'd set আগুন to stuff!
B. Well, um, it might be because of that embarrassing incident when Percy Weasely caught me and Draco, um, yeah that'll be it!
C. I didn't do it! I didn't I didn't I didn't!!!! *me: আপনি did didn't you?* *You: Er, yeah I did actually*
D. Oh, that'll be my appointment to discuss the position of the drapes in the Great Hall. They block out ALL natural light and make me look fat.
E. Snape. He doesn't like me, he never liked me, he always blames me for stuff. I didn't MEAN to set Granger's hair alight!
F. It turns out I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the one to bring about Lord Voldemort's downfall! He shall die and I shall reap all the Galleons in the world! MUAHAHAHA!!
Why do আপনি like Harry Potter?
A.Because it makes people with glasses SHEXY!
B. J.K Rowling has invented a way to get payed for লেখা about her প্রণয় child!
C. It's just fun, dude! All that magic stuff, আপনি know? I'd kill to be magical!
D. It's a tale I can tell my Grandchildren. How I defeated Lord Voldmeort!!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Me: Okay, people can help you.*
E. Draco. Do I have to explain?
F. I প্রণয় Ron! His ginger freckliness is just adorable and i want to marry him and have thirty nine children and live in a giant mountain in Russia!!
G. I wanna be loved দ্বারা you, just you, and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved দ্বারা আপনি alone! Poop poopy doo!
What did আপনি want to happen in the seventh book?
A. Voldemort's actually a woman!
B. Dumbledore comes back and marries Snape!
C. Hermione gets pregnant with Wormtail's child!
D. Harry loses his virginity to Trelawney in a romantic outburst of প্রণয় and huge glasses!
E. Everybody is happy, except for Voldemort- who gets dramatically defeated. দ্বারা MOI! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!
F. It turns out that Snape is in প্রণয় with Hermione and has a secret stack of muggle-loving magazines in his Potions desk!
Thankies my pretties! Hey, that kind of rhymed! No, it didn't really did it? Oh well, bye!
A. Well, hurrah indeed!
B. No it didn't but your enthusiasm is fun!
C. Goodbye, আপনি strange, strange person...
RESULT!!!!
Thanks! I know it was totally যেভাবে খুশী and rather strange, but I just felt a bit crazy.
So, আপনি can rate অথবা message me if আপনি like.
I may get lonely and cry if nobody talks to me
*sobs* anyway- good bye darlings!
Beware: If আপনি have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)
Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first প্রশ্ন then dumplings!
A. Errr, yes...
B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid ক্যুইজ for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*
C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....
D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!
E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..
F. Sorry, did আপনি say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION আপনি RENAGADE!*
Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards আপনি with his শার্ট untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do আপনি do/say?
A. নমস্কার sweet cheeks. Wanna come and see me some time *winks*
B. Good Lord, Drakie-poo! What have আপনি done to your shirt? Come here, let me iron it for you!!!
C. Don't say anything. Instead jumps on him and rips his শার্ট off crying "Take me! Take me now!!"
D. Errrm, kosak dancing would be entertaining...
E. Invite him for a nice walk in which আপনি skinny dip in the nearest lake, trying all the time not to be eaten দ্বারা the giant squid
F. Grin at him and touch his cheek seductively- when he's looking like that there's only one thing to be done! *indeed ;)*
You're skipping along quite happily when someone grabs আপনি from behind and pushes আপনি up against the shadowy wall- what are আপনি thinking?
A. AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE আপনি ABUSIVE SCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!
B. Well hello, how could this be touching me in this manner?!
C.Draco? Is that yoooou?????? *fixes hair and lippy quick*
D. Noooooooooooooo! I must keep my virtue intact! Help me Jebus!
E. Arrrggggggggg!!!!!!! Save me Harry! Oh, it is Harry. Oh well, চুম্বন me darling!
F. Oh, what lovely brick work. I must take a pastel rubbing of it before I go.....
G. Keep skipping although I ain't going nowhere.
DEMENTORS!! Run for your life আপনি crazy bitch, run!!!!!
A. Good grief! What to do, what to do?? I need help, help me Santa Claus!
B. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!! *thinking of me and Harry in a compromising position*
C. AHHH! Run away run away run away run away! *running in circles, not actually going anywhere*
D.Quick, i must defend my peers against such evil fiendishness! Where is my sword? Adorn me, faithful Gamling! *oh wait, thats Lord of the Rings*
E. Yay! Those dudes have such pretty dress things! I must find out how to make a smock like that!
F. Dementors? What, those floaty, black guys with the serious thrill for soul-sucking? Ah, they're ok, as long as আপনি keep a basket at hand.
You've been called to Dumbledore's office. Whats it about?
A. Ah, could it have been that বাক্স of Blast Ended Screwts I let lose in Hagrid's hut? I didn't think they'd set আগুন to stuff!
B. Well, um, it might be because of that embarrassing incident when Percy Weasely caught me and Draco, um, yeah that'll be it!
C. I didn't do it! I didn't I didn't I didn't!!!! *me: আপনি did didn't you?* *You: Er, yeah I did actually*
D. Oh, that'll be my appointment to discuss the position of the drapes in the Great Hall. They block out ALL natural light and make me look fat.
E. Snape. He doesn't like me, he never liked me, he always blames me for stuff. I didn't MEAN to set Granger's hair alight!
F. It turns out I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the one to bring about Lord Voldemort's downfall! He shall die and I shall reap all the Galleons in the world! MUAHAHAHA!!
Why do আপনি like Harry Potter?
A.Because it makes people with glasses SHEXY!
B. J.K Rowling has invented a way to get payed for লেখা about her প্রণয় child!
C. It's just fun, dude! All that magic stuff, আপনি know? I'd kill to be magical!
D. It's a tale I can tell my Grandchildren. How I defeated Lord Voldmeort!!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Me: Okay, people can help you.*
E. Draco. Do I have to explain?
F. I প্রণয় Ron! His ginger freckliness is just adorable and i want to marry him and have thirty nine children and live in a giant mountain in Russia!!
G. I wanna be loved দ্বারা you, just you, and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved দ্বারা আপনি alone! Poop poopy doo!
What did আপনি want to happen in the seventh book?
A. Voldemort's actually a woman!
B. Dumbledore comes back and marries Snape!
C. Hermione gets pregnant with Wormtail's child!
D. Harry loses his virginity to Trelawney in a romantic outburst of প্রণয় and huge glasses!
E. Everybody is happy, except for Voldemort- who gets dramatically defeated. দ্বারা MOI! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!
F. It turns out that Snape is in প্রণয় with Hermione and has a secret stack of muggle-loving magazines in his Potions desk!
Thankies my pretties! Hey, that kind of rhymed! No, it didn't really did it? Oh well, bye!
A. Well, hurrah indeed!
B. No it didn't but your enthusiasm is fun!
C. Goodbye, আপনি strange, strange person...
RESULT!!!!
Thanks! I know it was totally যেভাবে খুশী and rather strange, but I just felt a bit crazy.
So, আপনি can rate অথবা message me if আপনি like.
I may get lonely and cry if nobody talks to me
*sobs* anyway- good bye darlings!
Okay guys, I know everyone's got their own opinion and not everyone has the RIGHT opinion, but as a Twilight fan, can one of আপনি Potter অনুরাগী explain what আপনি guys see in Harry Potter? Honestly, I haven't read all the books, but I've seen all the চলচ্চিত্র and they just don't make any sense. And another thing, the plot is bland and there's no real depth to it, like in Twilight. Harry Potter, also has no প্রণয় in it, which makes for a boring story. Anyways, I just wanted to know what আপনি crazies see in those বই and stuff...
Okay...
See ya :D
Mariella
xxx
Okay...
See ya :D
Mariella
xxx
1. its just all thrown together and the চলচ্চিত্র leave out way to much.
2. it has no meaning just a girl falls in প্রণয় then is a vampire the end.
3. is just plain stupid.simple as that
4. theres nothing to figure out. its to predictable.
5. it dosent have enough back story which goes back to # 1
6.and stephine myer wants to keep all the good players while j.k. isnt afraid to for the sake of the book
7.why doesnt she mentention why bellas parent got seperated which geos back to #4
8. it has no plot
9. the problem is the same all the way throughout the sires as h.p. faces many problems.
10.its down right boring hmm lets read the same boring thing over and over! yea! NOT!
TEN REASONS TWILIGHT IS HORRIBLE!!!!
2. it has no meaning just a girl falls in প্রণয় then is a vampire the end.
3. is just plain stupid.simple as that
4. theres nothing to figure out. its to predictable.
5. it dosent have enough back story which goes back to # 1
6.and stephine myer wants to keep all the good players while j.k. isnt afraid to for the sake of the book
7.why doesnt she mentention why bellas parent got seperated which geos back to #4
8. it has no plot
9. the problem is the same all the way throughout the sires as h.p. faces many problems.
10.its down right boring hmm lets read the same boring thing over and over! yea! NOT!
TEN REASONS TWILIGHT IS HORRIBLE!!!!
Before আপনি all come out with pitchforks and guns, I'd just like to say this is my opinion.
1, Half of the অনুরাগী only like Twilight, because they think Rob/Taylor is hot.
2, I can't argue about the plot because there isn't one.
3, Bella has no personaility.
4, Edward is just plain creepy.
5, Bella always needs a man in her life. When Edward leaves she needs Jacob. This is really stupid.
6,Bella wouldn't even look at Edward if he wasn't hot.
7, Edward wouldn't look at Bella if she didn't smell good.
8, It gives a bad message. Like kill yourself when your sparkly boyfriend is around. অথবা there is no point in being happy unless আপনি have a boyfriend. অথবা it's ok to ditch your বন্ধু to তারিখ a super hot vampire.
9,Meyer constantly repeats the same words to tell us how hot Edward is. This gets boring after two pages.
10, The actors suck.
There,ten reasons. Feel free to add on more.
1, Half of the অনুরাগী only like Twilight, because they think Rob/Taylor is hot.
2, I can't argue about the plot because there isn't one.
3, Bella has no personaility.
4, Edward is just plain creepy.
5, Bella always needs a man in her life. When Edward leaves she needs Jacob. This is really stupid.
6,Bella wouldn't even look at Edward if he wasn't hot.
7, Edward wouldn't look at Bella if she didn't smell good.
8, It gives a bad message. Like kill yourself when your sparkly boyfriend is around. অথবা there is no point in being happy unless আপনি have a boyfriend. অথবা it's ok to ditch your বন্ধু to তারিখ a super hot vampire.
9,Meyer constantly repeats the same words to tell us how hot Edward is. This gets boring after two pages.
10, The actors suck.
There,ten reasons. Feel free to add on more.
"This চুম্বন between Hermione and Ron is highly anticipated, it's been building up for eight films now. And Harry Potter is not Twilight, আপনি know; we're not selling sex." - Emma Watson
If আপনি think Emma Watson is stupid for quoting this, আপনি are outta your mind. আপনি think Twilight's not selling sex? Irony. Irony how some twi-hards reason out "BECAUSE EDWARD CULLEN IS SO SEXY!!!" if asked why Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
For me, Twilight is just জনপ্রিয় 'cause it has sex appeal. Wait for several years, no one will be talking about Twilight anymore.. Harry Potter won't be talked about that much but it will never be forgotten.In my case, I know Harry Potter will be a future classic.
Twilight অনুরাগী go ahead and attack me, whenever you're ready.
If আপনি think Emma Watson is stupid for quoting this, আপনি are outta your mind. আপনি think Twilight's not selling sex? Irony. Irony how some twi-hards reason out "BECAUSE EDWARD CULLEN IS SO SEXY!!!" if asked why Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
For me, Twilight is just জনপ্রিয় 'cause it has sex appeal. Wait for several years, no one will be talking about Twilight anymore.. Harry Potter won't be talked about that much but it will never be forgotten.In my case, I know Harry Potter will be a future classic.
Twilight অনুরাগী go ahead and attack me, whenever you're ready.
This প্রবন্ধ isn't mine, this is just an প্রবন্ধ I found on cracked.com (one of the best sites ever!). I agree with most of it, and on that note remember this is opion based, not fact. This is...*drumroll* if আপনি don't hate Twilight already, why আপনি SHOULD hate Twilight!
Click here to check out the article:
link
Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to আপনি Twilight অনুরাগী girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless আপনি write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!
Click here to check out the article:
link
Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to আপনি Twilight অনুরাগী girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless আপনি write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!
