হ্যারি পটার বনাম টুইলাইট Article: Google: Twilight অথবা Harry Potter?

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posted by harrypotterbest

So today I was searching stuff (mostly HP related) on google, right? And I get this idea, 'I wonder what গুগুল like's আরো - HP অথবা Twilight.'
Test one
So I put in 'is Twilight' and one of the options was 'a good book.' So then I put in 'is Harry Potter' and the first option was real. And the 3 was 'and the deathly hallows in 3d.'
Test two (first two options)
'Harry Potter is'
better than Twilight
my life
'Twilight is'
like ফুটবল
my life
But... the last option was 'terrible.'
Test 3 (last 3 options)
'Edward Cullen is'
an abusive boyfriend
abusive
real
'Ron Wealey is'
our king
hot
an idiot
Test 4 (first 4)
'Bella রাজহাঁস is'
a mary-sue
a bad role model
Stephenie Meyer
annoying
'Hermione Granger is'
hot
played দ্বারা
adopted
Test 5 (last option)
'Voldemort is'
awesome
'Volturi are'
Which Volturi are আপনি
...
So now tell me. Which one do আপনি think গুগুল likes better? Twilight অথবা HP?

HaleyDewit likes this

HaleyDewit The fourth and last option with Twilight is Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. I think the fourth one is most true.

LinaHarrow I think that I thought that google just listed options that peeps had searched for before, I didn't think that the company just spat ideas out at you...

GemonkDruid Actually, google is kinda biased, coz my firend told me that if you go on the Chinese/HK google, type in a swear word, and press I'm Feeling Lucky, the link for their rival company shows up. :D

CheekyCheese ^ xD

ChocoLuvr101 I tried doing the 'Edward is' and one of the results were: "Edward is so beautiful I creamed myself." :O

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What Twilight Teaches আপনি

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- how important it is to have a BF
- jump of a cliff if your BF dumps আপনি
- only looks matter
- have a child before college
- heck, forget about college!
- get married before your education is finished
- lead poor guys along, then break their heart
- if someone helps আপনি heal your হৃদয় when it is broken, then in turn get their হৃদয় broken, আপনি ignore them and never go back to them
- বন্ধু don't matter compared to a BF
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To those who say Harry Potter is a ফ্যান্টাসি

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First off, one of my best বন্ধু refuses to read Harry Potter because it's a fantasy. আপনি probably ব্যক্ত the exact same thing. I did too.

Just to clear this up, I'm going to explain this for you. All 7 বই আরো অথবা less have the same goal in mind. Harry's parents were murdered দ্বারা Voldemort in Godric's Hollow when Harry was 1. Until the age of 11, he believed it was only a car crash. He had no idea that he was famous for the supposed "death" of Voldemort. That is, until Hagrid comes to tell him that he is indeed a wizard.

In his first year, the main plot, আরো অথবা less, is about Harry trying...