**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**
Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's আরো to life than hot guys. অথবা guys in general.
Bella: Oh, look, i'm really জনপ্রিয় for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people অথবা treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.
Edward: I প্রণয় আপনি Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?
Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.
Bella: Okay, you're nice and all, but I don't believe in প্রণয় at first sight.
*They date*
Edward: I প্রণয় আপনি Bella. Oh, and দ্বারা the way, I প্রণয় how আপনি smell, and I sneak into your bedroom at night and watch আপনি sleep.
Bella: আপনি WHAT? EWWW! Stalker much? I want a restraining order! DAD, can আপনি arrest Edward please?
Edward: And I sparkle too! *Goes out into the sun to demonstrate*
Bella: *Shields eyes from the glare* Ucch, that's pathetic! Call yourself a vampire, what a sissy! Good-bye sparkly stalker! GTFO, okay?
Edward: Nooooooo! I প্রণয় আপনি Bella.
Bella: STAY AWAY আপনি CREEP!
Edward: I can't LIVE without you! *Goes and commits suicide because of Bella's rejection*
Bella: Whatever. Later, loser. *Continues life, gaining a personality and going to college, NOT getting married at 18 অথবা becoming a teen mom অথবা anything like that. She eventually earns a degree and becomes a doctor অথবা a lawyer অথবা some sort of respectable profession, never giving Edward a সেকেন্ড thought, except to get a restraining order against him*
Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's আরো to life than hot guys. অথবা guys in general.
Bella: Oh, look, i'm really জনপ্রিয় for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people অথবা treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.
Edward: I প্রণয় আপনি Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?
Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.
Bella: Okay, you're nice and all, but I don't believe in প্রণয় at first sight.
*They date*
Edward: I প্রণয় আপনি Bella. Oh, and দ্বারা the way, I প্রণয় how আপনি smell, and I sneak into your bedroom at night and watch আপনি sleep.
Bella: আপনি WHAT? EWWW! Stalker much? I want a restraining order! DAD, can আপনি arrest Edward please?
Edward: And I sparkle too! *Goes out into the sun to demonstrate*
Bella: *Shields eyes from the glare* Ucch, that's pathetic! Call yourself a vampire, what a sissy! Good-bye sparkly stalker! GTFO, okay?
Edward: Nooooooo! I প্রণয় আপনি Bella.
Bella: STAY AWAY আপনি CREEP!
Edward: I can't LIVE without you! *Goes and commits suicide because of Bella's rejection*
Bella: Whatever. Later, loser. *Continues life, gaining a personality and going to college, NOT getting married at 18 অথবা becoming a teen mom অথবা anything like that. She eventually earns a degree and becomes a doctor অথবা a lawyer অথবা some sort of respectable profession, never giving Edward a সেকেন্ড thought, except to get a restraining order against him*
Oh do আপনি not see, the language so cruciated,
দ্বারা your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do আপনি believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then আপনি are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't আপনি see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do আপনি not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope আপনি hear, I must hope আপনি see.
But I think, আপনি only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid অনুরাগী in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
দ্বারা your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do আপনি believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then আপনি are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't আপনি see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do আপনি not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope আপনি hear, I must hope আপনি see.
But I think, আপনি only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid অনুরাগী in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a অনুরাগী of both.But if আপনি would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do আপনি dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the ভ্যাম্পায়ার there sparkle , like this Twilight অনুরাগী could just say 'because Harry has a scar' অথবা 'because they go to a school of magic' অথবা 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so আপনি can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask আপনি nicely and be thankful if আপনি could tell me why আপনি don't like it at all/hate it.
i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both চলচ্চিত্র hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both চলচ্চিত্র hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!