1. Tell them that someone who is obsessed with an amazing, badass, hot vampire is way cooler than someone obsessed with a boring, hysteric, not hot guy who wears rounded nerd glasses.
2. Go up to a Harry Potter fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Isabella Swan'
3. tell them that someone creating a half vampire half human character is way more creative than someone creating some retards who run around with sticks shouting words that aren't even English.
4. Tell them Aro is wway more handsome than the nose-less Voldemort.
5. Write Joan Rowling a very long hate letter in front of them and mutter what you're writing out loud.
6. When they start talking about Harry Potter, pretend to be staring into space, after a few hours of their talking, when they are finally finished, say 'huh? what? oh sorry I didn't hear you, I've been thinking of Twilight'
7. Tell them that Robert died on purpose to star in some awesome books like Twilight. When they start to argue, cover your ears loudly and start singing 'Dumbledore is gay! Dumbledore is gay!' at your loudest voice.
I'm a Harry Potter fan, not a Twilight one, so it's pretty hard for me to think of reasons but I did my best. (If you're wondering about my username, I used to be a huge twilight fan when I first made this account so yeah) I bet you guys can think of more awesome reasons. Can't wait to see them ;)
2. Go up to a Harry Potter fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Isabella Swan'
3. tell them that someone creating a half vampire half human character is way more creative than someone creating some retards who run around with sticks shouting words that aren't even English.
4. Tell them Aro is wway more handsome than the nose-less Voldemort.
5. Write Joan Rowling a very long hate letter in front of them and mutter what you're writing out loud.
6. When they start talking about Harry Potter, pretend to be staring into space, after a few hours of their talking, when they are finally finished, say 'huh? what? oh sorry I didn't hear you, I've been thinking of Twilight'
7. Tell them that Robert died on purpose to star in some awesome books like Twilight. When they start to argue, cover your ears loudly and start singing 'Dumbledore is gay! Dumbledore is gay!' at your loudest voice.
I'm a Harry Potter fan, not a Twilight one, so it's pretty hard for me to think of reasons but I did my best. (If you're wondering about my username, I used to be a huge twilight fan when I first made this account so yeah) I bet you guys can think of more awesome reasons. Can't wait to see them ;)