হ্যারি পটার বনাম টুইলাইট 1000 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is Better Than Twilight

lauracullen66 posted on Aug 27, 2009 at 01:29PM
just start at one and see if you can get 1000

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বছরখানেক আগে FredWRules said…
shit. really?

GET IT ON DVD :D
বছরখানেক আগে PotterForever said…
As long as your writing isn't based on a sexual fantasy, you will be above smeyer.
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
big smile
I'll try to get the DVD in secret *grins* my dad will definitely be confused why my mood swing drastically back to the happy little me XD
বছরখানেক আগে GemonkDruid said…
Or download it. :D
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
smirk
Yes, exactly... download it. that's in my to do list in november, or december if they don't have the torrent yet ;) oh the little pirate I became.
বছরখানেক আগে GemonkDruid said…
Hehe, pirate. I once read this HP fic where Draco wanted to be a half-naked pirate, LOL. and then Umbridge asked him which half, and he said it depended on his mood. :D
বছরখানেক আগে FredWRules said…
big smile
^
 ^
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
awww cute kitteh!

and Draco? Being a pirate? What is it? :DDDDDD
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
O_o this video is... yeah, better not watch it. WATCH IT! :D
বছরখানেক আগে PotterForever said…
AMMMAAAAAAZZZZIIIINNNNGGGGGGG BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

yeah, nuttymadam.
বছরখানেক আগে GemonkDruid said…
Nope, not going to. Coz you jus contridicted yourself thar, matey. x)
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
she actually said that Mary Sues in novels are okay, happy endings make books better, and Smeyer is a genius?! I mean, she is right. Using thesaurus for any unnecessary adjectives(and mind they were used incorrectly), basing it off her fantasies, and clearly copying BLACK and those BLACKS are SHAPESHIFTERS are reaaaallllyy original. Why didn't I think of that?

And she said she cried for an hour and a half after reading the book. I cried for two weeks when Dumbledore, Fred, Tonks, LUPIN, Snape, VOLDEMORT (hehe), and soo many more died. Psh.

So clearly, Smeyer is an idiot in every way.
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বছরখানেক আগে PotterForever said…
smeyer IS a genius. A genius at marketing anyway. She knows what teenage girls want, and she gave it to them.
বছরখানেক আগে GemonkDruid said…
I still think Meyer wrote Twilight for the lulz.
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
I think Smeyer wrote Twilight to complete what Voldemort wants to do... make everyone in the world enjoy torture.
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
Twilight came out today! Twilight came out today! Twilight came out today! Oh! Oh! Oh! OH!

NOO! That song is stuck in my head! Got any cure? Oh, wait. *turns on Bravest Man I Ever Knew* much better.
বছরখানেক আগে FredWRules said…
I counted once when I was trying to sleep, smeyer killed 4 people. JKR killed over 100.
yeah.
বছরখানেক আগে PotterForever said…
No, she wrote it becasue she is an idiot, who possibly was high.
বছরখানেক আগে PotterForever said…
Have you seen her other videoes? Some are worse.
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
I'm bored. -__-
anybody here watched charlie teh unicron?
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বছরখানেক আগে FredWRules said…
big smile
only 20+ times
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
lol RAINBOW BLEH!!
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
lol. I think it's better than the real one.
বছরখানেক আগে lucius_malloy said…
D'you guys know the Gred and Forge song Brotherly Love? I think I embedded it at some point... It is possibly the single most disturbing song to have stuck in your head -_-
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
^ I haven't watch it yet, but is it really that sad?
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বছরখানেক আগে FredWRules said…
crying
I nearly started crying when I first heard phoenix lament by ministry of magic.
বছরখানেক আগে GemonkDruid said…
Really?
বছরখানেক আগে lucius_malloy said…
sad? no. disturbing? definitely...
check out the link...

Andie, me too... :(
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বছরখানেক আগে FredWRules said…
big smile
MY DAD WAS JUST DANCING TO SPICE GIRLS.
my family is weird.
বছরখানেক আগে GemonkDruid said…
WTF?
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
gosh, I don't know what to say after reading the lyrics.
বছরখানেক আগে GemonkDruid said…
I posted this before, but does anyone think I should continue this oneshot?:

Somewhere on a street in the small town of Forks, a certain whiny Mary-Sue called Isabella Swan (though don’t call her that. Her precious ears can’t take it) walked through her front door, humming happily. Usually she had something not-really-wrong wrong in her life that she would bitch about to herself, but now was a special moment. Why? Because she had just visited her boyfriend Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen just warmed her up and made the bad and chagrining things in life go away. Kinda like drugs. Except Edward was more perfect than drugs. Edward was even more perfect than perfect. If that was possible.

Sighing at the thought of his scintillating skin, Bella collapsed onto her bed and closed her eyes, dreaming sweet, blissful dreams of Edward and her frolicking in a meadow...

...At first, that is.

.........................................­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­..

The meadow and her precious Edward morphed quickly into a bar she didn’t recognize. Bella whimpered softly and sat down on a seat, waiting for her sparkle-pire boyfriend like the typical damsel-in-distress that she was.

“He’s not coming; he’s gone. Y’know. ‘Gone’.” a voice said behind her. An old wrinkly man flashed her a toothless smile. Bella stared back at him with chagrin. He’s gone? As in dead? Her life was ruined. Waaah.

“Where’s the nearest cliff, sir?” She asked, getting ready to bawl with all her pent-up wangst (not angst. Never angst. Bella’s too ‘cool’ for angst).

“Please, call me Tom. And just go outside and turn to your left. Have a nice day.”

Bella walked outside, in a daze, when suddenly, a red bolt flew towards her direction. Being a Mary-Sue, she squealed, and also being a Mary-Sue, someone protected her just in time. This someone being another old man, this time a taller one with a nicely grown beard.

“Ah, Voldemort,” the old man said calmly. Vold-a-what? Bella thought. “Terrorizing Diagon Alley, now, are we? Seems a bit petty.”

A guy stepped away from the shadows and lowered his black hood. Bella let out a scream. He had pale skin, like Edward’s (*drool*), and red eyes, like a newborn vamp. His face was very weird, like a snake’s face. He was absolutely horrible. Except for the skin. Though it didn’t sparkle.

“Enough with the formality, Dumbledore,” he snapped. “Let’s get on with it. Your momma’s so fat that she’s blocks the sunlight from your house so all your plants wilt and drop dead! DEAD!”

“Bitch, please.” Dumbledore scrunched up his face and exclaimed, “Your momma’s so poor that she’s the chairlady of the Wizarding Beggar’s Association!”

“Your momma’s so dumb that she uses her wand as a toilet plunger!”

“Your momma’s so ugly that my momma is now in therapy!”

“Puh-lease! Your momma’s only in therapy because she’s so fat and dumb!”

Bella backed away slowly and ran away, frantically searching for the cliff that the old man was talking about. She, having clumsy as her only flaw, tripped over a teensy-weensy pebble, rolled down a ditch, and hit her head on a tree trunk, finally stopping. She groaned, longed for Edtard, I mean, uh, -ward, and stood up, inspecting her surroundings.

She was in a forest. A big forest. Except that the trees had no leaves; they were just bare leaves. Even though the two had nothing in common, Bella was suddenly reminded of Edward, his head popping up in her small, psychotic, deserves-to-be-checked-up-on-regularly-by-­a-s­hri­nk mind.

She trudged ahead, ignoring the pain in her leg, or the creepy shadows that the trees cast, or the fact that when she rolled down she accidentally squashed and killed a baby bird. No, all she could think of was joining Edward. Some would call it selfishness. Bella calls it ‘badassness!1!!’

Bella was about to give up on searching for the cliff when she heard voices. Arguing voices. Very mad-sounding arguing voices that could possibly have belonged to serial killers.
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
I just listened to it... definitely epic WTF moments.
বছরখানেক আগে lucius_malloy said…
AWESOME, GD. Keep going :D
বছরখানেক আগে lucius_malloy said…
ikr, gurl? I have it on my phone :DDD
বছরখানেক আগে FredWRules said…
completely weirded and grossed out.
বছরখানেক আগে PotterForever said…
@GD Fucking hilarious. "chagrin." lol.
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
No buckets of vomit.
No smoke in the air.
No one there to put out the fire that just started in my hair.

T_T RIP Fred.

And that was awesome, GD :)
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বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
And WOOHOOO 650 pages! 50 more to 700!!!! YAY!
বছরখানেক আগে GemonkDruid said…
I was planning on continuing it, but I got distracted by this other fanfic I've written:

The Whacky Vampire Blog Full of Craziness

Welcome

Posted by: Dracula

Greetings, fellow creatures of the night. Welcome to ‘The Wacky Vampire Blog Full of Craziness’, which is where us vampires can tell our tales of adventure, discuss our certain achievements in slaughtering humans, and, in modern terms, bitch about the accursed slayers!

Now, I’m afraid due to my limited knowledge of modern technology, I am unable to censor this blog from humans, and so I took the time to invent a code:

Kill – translate
Fangs – teeth
Murder – blah
Blood – potato

I will install a special code program later, just to be on the safe side.

Enjoy blogging and may the wonders of the internet amuse you like it did for me.

This message shall be deleted after exactly 7 days.

Comments:

Spike: What about ‘vampire’, eh, mate? Why aren’t you make a code for that? Idiot.
Dracula: Ah, William. I knew you would find this sooner or later. The reason I did not encode the word ‘vampire’ was because there was no need. Nowadays, vampires are in. Because of that wretched Twilight.
Damon: Or with all the talk of ‘potatoes’, they could just assume we’re crazy.
Stefan: LOL, brother!
Darren: Isn’t kill and murder the same thing? And I agree, Twilight sucks.

------------------

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Posted by: Angel

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Comments:

Damon: What the hell?
Angel: Sorry, I was going to post something, but I accidentally pressed my elbow onto the keys, and then I tried to delete it and start over, but then I accidentally posted it. 
Spike: You… Wut… Are you actually that technologically retarded?
Darla: Yes, he is. He actually used the phrase “chatty-rooms” once.
Spike: ROFL!
Angel: Darla? You’re… alive? And how did you know I said “chatty-rooms”?
Darla: No, I am not alive, still dust. The PTB have many resources, though. I hacked into one of their laptops. And I know about you saying “chatty-rooms” because the PTB somehow tapes everything you do, cuts out the uninteresting bits, and sell it as a TV series in another dimension.

বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
@GD lol if Edward's in it, all his blogs would be all about Bella.
বছরখানেক আগে GemonkDruid said…
Edward WILL be in it, but of course the other vamps will make fun of him.
বছরখানেক আগে gurl_guhguh13 said…
well, gotta go now. bye all and have a glorious day!!

sorry, too much. Bye!
বছরখানেক আগে lucius_malloy said…
I gotta go too, going to this book fair thing with school :) byez!
বছরখানেক আগে PotterForever said…
bye gurl, bye malloy.
বছরখানেক আগে GemonkDruid said…
Byeeeeeeee!!! *waves while taking out wand and saying, "Accio Emmy's and Gurl's wallets"*
বছরখানেক আগে FredWRules said…
mischievous
*accio gd's wallet* *innocent whistle*
বছরখানেক আগে GemonkDruid said…
S'okay, there's nothing in it coz I'm broke.
বছরখানেক আগে FredWRules said…
mischievous
ahahaha if I were of the legal age, I'd probably get in trouble for copying money and trying to give it to people- I mean, what?
বছরখানেক আগে SEEKER6 said…
big smile
omg hey peepsul