I don't think she can

So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...

Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: ভ্যাম্পায়ার hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach আপনি that your হৃদয় pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since ভ্যাম্পায়ার hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, অথবা blush, অথবা anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is ব্যক্ত several times in the book.

Now, call...

Hey, I was originally going to put this in the মতামত section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.

This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.

Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN প্রণয় AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.

It's like-
Bella: Oh Edward, আপনি hate me.
Edward: No I প্রণয় you
Bella: আপনি প্রণয় me?
Edward: Stay away from me.
Bella: Stay away from you?
Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted আপনি from the start, wasn't...

OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire অনুরাগী (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other ভ্যাম্পায়ার have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...

Dolores Jane Umbridge… can ANYONE forgive her? And yet, despite being so horrendously evil, she is a very interesting character.
She is very loyal, because we know how she remained on Fudge’s side through the whole dilemma. She is also very easy to hate, for she gave Harry countless detentions for telling the truth. We know very little about Dolores; surely Rowling knows more. She has always planned her characters to the death – one reason why Harry Potter makes a very interesting read.
Back on the topic of Umbridge, we have to accept that she could have had a childhood like Snape –...

So I am পাঠ করা reasons as to why Twilight অনুরাগী think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I just want to make it clear; there is a big difference between liking one series better than another, and one series actually being better than another. I also want to reply to some of the আরো common ones I've seen.



"Twilight has আরো love!"
Okay, Twilight does not have আরো প্রণয় than Harry Potter দ্বারা any means. Twilight has a lot of obsessive lust, which is often mistaken for love, but they are quite different.

Why is their relationship lust? Why isn't it love?

Well, what do Bella and Edward do together?...

Many Twilighters প্রণয় to say how "Edward and Bella প্রণয় each other sooooo much!" I'm afraid I have to disagree on this point. Their relationship is pure lust, not love.

Here is my reasoning.

How do Bella and Edward decide they are in love? Well, Bella moves in to Forks. Her first দিন of High School there, she looks across the cafeteria, and she sees a totally gorgeous guy! He catches her attention immediately and she decides right then and there that he is the only man in the town who is good enough for her, despite the fact that she has never spoken to him once in her life. She swats off the...

Chapter 1 part 2
The flight took five hours. It was the longest journey Bella had ever traveled and she was happy enough to have both feet on steady ground again. She walked to the luggage বেল্ট and grabbed her luggage, succeeding to pull a few other valises with it. Bella’s face turned red and she put her own luggage on the floor and put the valises that weren’t hers back on the belt. Then she lifted her suitcases again and walked outside.
Outside two people were standing with a huge placard saying ‘Welcome home, Bella’ One of them was waving heavily at her and wanted to run into her...

Chapter 1 part 1
It was 8.30 am. A 17 বছর old girl lay asleep in her bed, a naughty smile on her face. She was obviously dreaming. She put her arms around her বালিশ like she was embracing it. She could dream on forever. But unfortunately…
“Isabella Swan, if আপনি wish to be on that plane in time, আপনি better get your pretty গাধা out of your বিছানা right now!” a female voice shouted from downstairs.
Bella groaned and with her head half underneath the sheets she touched for the alarm clock. She opened her eyes a little a checked the hour. The knowledge she gained, made her eyes almost fall out...