Funny Malfoy

These are the weirdest, saddest Twilight defenses on the planet. *NOTE: I have nothing against reasonable Twilight fans, but ones like this? *facepalm*

Tiwlite deost scuk jew bichezz!!!!!1!!” twilite iz da beste buck i hav evar red in mi lief!!!! so wat if inot have red so maney bks in my lief!! i actualey hav ay lieff and bukks hapen to b four peeple wizout eny frends!!!!!!!1111 sou dant juzt PRUVVEZ hou gud twilit iz!!!!!!!!! adn anuzer ding i am sexteen not twelve adn i reeli LUVE TWAILITE wish usst PRUVVEZ it iz four mature, enteliggent peepolnot like hary poter dat is juzt four lusers...

Harry Potter vs. Twilight has always been an argument. I believe that Harry Potter is obviously the upper hand in my opinion. Both stories are both interesting and entertaining but the problem is deciding if one is better.

Harry Potter was written with an amazing storyline and many people have followed it for many years and even dress up for the premiers. In the eyes of danger Harry and his বন্ধু risk their lives to save their world from falling apart. The story takes seven বই to tell their story. Each book is filled with adventure and a new lesson that Harry learns. অনুরাগী of the series...

It was the time between the fourth and fifth Harry Potter বই and right after Bella leaves Jacob for Edward in the Twilight series when IT happened.
James, the evilest of the evil, had no money. He knew his antagonist part required him to have money. He needed money. There was only one thing to do....
He stepped into the swirling nothingness, and সেকেন্ড later turned up in a gloomy, slimy hallway. "Are আপনি here, Lord Voldemort?"
The dark shape slid out of the shadow. "More money, James?" He ব্যক্ত cooly. "We may both be the antagonists of our books, but আপনি do owe me...."
"OWE আপনি WHAT!?"...

There once was a young adult woman named Astrid. One দিন in Spring 2008, her good friend, Rhonda visited her. She told Astrid about this book series called Twilight, Rhonda ব্যক্ত that she read the বই and that they were really good. Astrid then went to Borders and bought the three books. When she got home, she opened up the first book and started to read away. Astrid then decided that she liked it too. A দিন later, she read New Moon, only this time, Astrid didn't like it as much as Twilight. Wishing to continue পাঠ করা after the slight disliking, she read Eclipse hoping it would be better...

lets say that bella and hermione were off বন্ধু (really off). Hermione is at hogwarts where she is happy and bella is at forks with her vamp buddies where she is happy. And they know each other's secrets. One day, Hermione wrote bella a letter.

Dear Bella Swan,

I have heard about your acts in Forks and how your boyfriend, edward broke up with you. I feel really sorry for you. Then আপনি found him again in Volterra, Italy and আপনি started going out with him again. My opinion might not matter in this but I feel as if I should tell আপনি about this. I am afraid that আপনি might be a little bit obssessive....