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Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless আপনি have Harry's invisibility ছদ্মবেশ and the Marauders' Map অথবা আপনি are ফ্রেড and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing মারিজুয়ানা অথবা hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate তারিখ to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told আপনি I was...