It was a gloomy night as the members of the Secret Society of Sparkly Vampire Slayers sat around the টেবিল and started the meeting.
"Okay, so our new target is a family of vampires." The leader said.
"Um...family?" Zenith, the female vampire slayer asked, straightening her long black hair.
"Yes," The leader said. "The vampire father, Edward, Bella, another vampire, and a recently born half-human half-vampire-"
Zenith leaned forward. "That's....impossible." Thunder boomed loudly outside, lightning lit up the dismal, gloomy, tomb of a room.
"What?"
"The half-human half-vampire. Impossible."
"And why so?" The leader wearing the black ছদ্মবেশ leaned forward.
"If the baby was half-human half-vampire, it'd have to bite itself."
A man in the back chuckled. "Renesme can't exist....good one."
"Umm...am I missing something?" Zenith queried.
"Everything, I'm afraid."
"What do আপনি mean?"
"You see, Zenith," the leader asked, puffing on his pipe, "It's a plot hole. They happen. Now আপনি better get going, অথবা আরো will spring up."
"Plot holes?"
"Yes, plot holes. Flaws. Things that don't make sense."
"This whole meeting makes no sense!" Zenith cried.
"YOU NEED TO SLAY THOSE SPARKLY VAMPIRES!" The leader pounded his fist on his table, his pipe rolled across the tiles. "IT CAN'T GET ANY SIMPLER THAN THAT!"
"Umm....wait. Since there is no reason how we know where Edward, Bella, and Renesme are does that make it a plot hole?" Zenith asked.
"WE KNOW BECAUSE THEY PUBlICIZED WHERE THEY ARE!" He slammed the copy of "Breaking Dawn" down onto the desk.
"No need to be so rash." Zenith scowled. "You can just hunt them yourself."
The other man didn't reply.
"Err..sorry. Just go and get that family of blasted vampires."
"Got it." Zenith grabbed a stake. "Wait-if these sparkly ভ্যাম্পায়ার are as weak as আপনি say they are, why am I hunting them?"
"Because...well...it's the plot I guess."
IDK what this is. I was bored....
"Okay, so our new target is a family of vampires." The leader said.
"Um...family?" Zenith, the female vampire slayer asked, straightening her long black hair.
"Yes," The leader said. "The vampire father, Edward, Bella, another vampire, and a recently born half-human half-vampire-"
Zenith leaned forward. "That's....impossible." Thunder boomed loudly outside, lightning lit up the dismal, gloomy, tomb of a room.
"What?"
"The half-human half-vampire. Impossible."
"And why so?" The leader wearing the black ছদ্মবেশ leaned forward.
"If the baby was half-human half-vampire, it'd have to bite itself."
A man in the back chuckled. "Renesme can't exist....good one."
"Umm...am I missing something?" Zenith queried.
"Everything, I'm afraid."
"What do আপনি mean?"
"You see, Zenith," the leader asked, puffing on his pipe, "It's a plot hole. They happen. Now আপনি better get going, অথবা আরো will spring up."
"Plot holes?"
"Yes, plot holes. Flaws. Things that don't make sense."
"This whole meeting makes no sense!" Zenith cried.
"YOU NEED TO SLAY THOSE SPARKLY VAMPIRES!" The leader pounded his fist on his table, his pipe rolled across the tiles. "IT CAN'T GET ANY SIMPLER THAN THAT!"
"Umm....wait. Since there is no reason how we know where Edward, Bella, and Renesme are does that make it a plot hole?" Zenith asked.
"WE KNOW BECAUSE THEY PUBlICIZED WHERE THEY ARE!" He slammed the copy of "Breaking Dawn" down onto the desk.
"No need to be so rash." Zenith scowled. "You can just hunt them yourself."
The other man didn't reply.
"Err..sorry. Just go and get that family of blasted vampires."
"Got it." Zenith grabbed a stake. "Wait-if these sparkly ভ্যাম্পায়ার are as weak as আপনি say they are, why am I hunting them?"
"Because...well...it's the plot I guess."
IDK what this is. I was bored....