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I প্রণয় Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things আপনি can say অথবা do when he insults you. Let's get this তালিকা started!

1.If he calls আপনি a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of আপনি for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes আপনি sick.
9. "Say that one আরো time আপনি blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did আপনি run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy আপনি some new ones."
12. Say, Are আপনি naturally stupid? অথবা do আপনি practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? আপনি father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for আপনি Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult আপনি could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish আপনি had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls আপনি an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted দ্বারা a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did আপনি know the নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are আপনি doing here? Shouldn't আপনি be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
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I will miss Richard Griffiths very greatly. He was a fantastic actor and a great loss. He did an awesome job bringing Vernon Dursley to life the way he did.

Sometimes his true warmth peeked through, as in that one neat scene in the film Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone where he is talking about Sundays being a ‘fine day’ and asks why that is; Harry Melling’s Dudley shrugs his shoulders. Daniel’s Harry asks him if the reason was because there was no post on Sundays, and Richard momentarily dropped the Vernon persona and beamed warmly at him, replying with “Right আপনি are, Harry”...
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posted by StarPotterRings
I am not biased in this I প্রণয় them both.
Its going to be hard to compare the two greatest বই and movie series ever made. Although I will try anyway!
MOVIES
1. Grossing- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows made 1.328 Billion Dollars. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King made 1.119 Billion Dollars. Potter wins this round!
2. Scenes- Harry Potter had really great scenes. Such as the battle between Dumbledore and Voldemort in the OotP অথবা the Battle of Hogwarts in the DH. LotR also has great scenes such as the battle of Helms Deep, Pelennor Fields, and when Frodo throws in the ring. I think...
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I was পাঠ করা DH again, and I came across something rather odd. This something is the image of Grindelwald stealing the Elder Wand from Gregorovitch. That scene set my mind whirring. I just had to write down whaat was going on inside my mind. Please keep in mind that this is a major DH spoiler, as well as very convoluted. If আপনি find yourself very confused after পাঠ করা this, put down this প্রবন্ধ and take a nap. It'll make আরো sense when আপনি wake up.
Now, on to the first Wild and Crazy Theory.

Gregorovitch had the Elder Wand, as he was trying to duplicate it for his customers, but it was later...
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posted by Hermione-Fan361
Scorpius POV
The Sorting had just ended, and I spotted Rose making her way across the Great Hall to the Slytherin table. "Move over, Albus, make room!" she ordered upon arrival. She squeezed in between Albus and myself, as many people stared.Rose being a Gryffindor, many were shocked that she would sit at our table. "So, how are your new students? That one girl we got, Lacey I think, is really smart. But she's kinda mean." Rose ranted. She always had something to say, and I had no idea how she managed to keep quiet in class. I informed her that at least 3 of the kids we had got were going to...
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মাখন "Beer" recipe from Harry Potter I made it myself. Its sorta like hot চকোলেট but without chocolate. আপনি take 1 অথবা if for two people 2 cups of দুধ put it on the stove keep it from boiling. আপনি just want it hot but আপনি dont want it to really boil. Ok add a cup of butterscotch schnapps. Then a splash of vanilla extract. A half of cup of sugar. Then a couple of spoon fulls of vanilla flavor coffee creamer. add a little yellow খাবার coloring. And a tsp of butter. Then শীর্ষ with WHipped cream!!
Lovely People, Can I thank anyone who has read অথবা reviewed/commented on this Story, means a lot… this is dedicated to anyone who has liked অথবা মতামত প্রদত্ত and what not on this story…Love আপনি all, now don’t forget to tell me what আপনি think. Leave me a message at the end :D

Chapter 4
He stood near the door, not with the usual pig-headed arrogance he usually possessed but with a sort of quiet confidence, not quite making eye contact but refusing to look at the ground. দ্বারা this time the rest of the class was sat down, it was the smallest class, only having fifteen students so naturally it was...
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First of all, let me point out that it is দ্বারা no means an attempt to justify অথবা excuse Dark Lord’s actions, merely an attempt to understand them and his motives. It is also strongly influenced দ্বারা existentialism and my slightly fatalistic mood.

Following Sartre’s “Man is fully responsible for his nature and his choices” it’s easy to say that the Dark Lord “ made all the wrong choices" i.e. he could have been a Minister for Magic, an ingenious inventor অথবা a celebrity, but chose, and therefor became, the most powerful Dark Wizard of all time. True, it is Tom Marvolo Riddle, and perhaps...
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