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Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's হৃদয় if আপনি get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and প্রদর্শনী yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and নায়িকা অথবা people who suffer from a lack of attention

Assumed probability of success: ~80% (under the assumption that আপনি are able to brew the Polyjuice Potion correctly অথবা get some correctly brewed potion from someone else)

Possible reasons for failure: The people আপনি প্রদর্শনী yourself to are Death Eaters, Muggles, cowards অথবা manage to arrest আপনি without killing.

Side effects: Might cause a mass panic, make a যেভাবে খুশী person become a hero and give the future History of Magic students আরো to learn.

Possibility three: Make an Unbreakable Vow that আপনি will die within a certain period of time – you'll either die অথবা die.

Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die during a specific action (e.g. while sleeping)

Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that আপনি manage to find two people willing to assist আপনি with the performance of the vow)

Possible reasons for failure: None

Side effects: None

Possibility four: Use a Time Turner and duel yourself.

Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die in a fight, but have no enemy who's good enough to stand a chance

Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that আপনি keep fighting until either আপনি অথবা আপনি are dead)

Possible reasons for failure: None

Side effects: You'll experience your own death twice (once as the killer and once as the killed)

Possibility five: Persuade Snape to become a double agent and convince him that it is necessary for his credibility to kill আপনি while members of the enemy group are watching.

Especially recommended to: People who want to give their death a higher purpose

Assumed probability of success: ~5%

Possible reasons for failure: Lack of enemy groups অথবা lack of influence on Snape

Side effects: Might pose a psychological strain for Snape, but will help fighting the enemy group

Possibility six: Have ডিনার with twelve guests and get up from the টেবিল before anyone else does.

Especially recommended to: People who believe what Professor Trelawney says

Assumed probability of success: ~0.0000000001%

Possible reason for failure: Lack of coincidence

Side effects: আপনি might have a nice evening.

Possibility seven: Keep drinking Aging Potion until আপনি die of decrepitude.

Especially recommended to: People who share the medieval belief that suicides will burn in hell and therefore want to die a natural death.

Assumed probability of success: ~85% (under the assumption that আপনি are able to brew a sufficient amount of Aging Potion correctly অথবা get enough correctly brewed potion from someone else)

Possible reasons for failure: The growing age makes আপনি so clouded that আপনি forget your plan (and therefore stop drinking) before it makes আপনি die.

Side effects: আপনি get to know how আপনি look as a very old person.
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Disclaimer: THIS IS NOT MINE! আপনি HEAR ME! NOT. MINE.
Who does it belong to then? Well, it belongs to the fanfiction writer link (Found on Fanfiction.net.) The fanfic that this song came from is called link. It's a Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter fanfic, and if that turns আপনি off, then I'm sorry, but please do read this song. If আপনি want to read this fanfic (And please do) then I must warn আপনি that it has MATURE CONTENT and is rated M. That is all. Enjoy!


"12 Days of Christmas" Sung দ্বারা Seamus, lyrics done দ্বারা Galadriell.


On the first দিন of বড়দিন my true প্রণয় gave to me a wilting Whomping Willow...
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Now that Harry Potter is over, I’ve made a little তালিকা of the films from my least-favorite to most পছন্দ (as of now…it tends to change), listing some of the pros and cons of each. I wrote this just for fun, and I’d like to hear your thoughts as well. This is just my humble opinion, and I’m sure it will be different from yours, but no rude মতামত please :)



#8. HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE (2004) Mike Newell
The fourth Harry Potter movie, whilst not being exactly the longest, feels like it’s the longest. The special effects are great, but in my point of view they hardly...
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A one-shot Harry Potter অনুরাগী fiction..

What was Ron thinking when he received his prefect badge? What if Molly never showed up when Hermione was 'trying' to congratulate him?

It is from Ron's POV. Set is before 5th বছর when he received his prefect badge. Some actions will be similar to what JKR wrote but some will be different.What would've been Ron's reaction if Molly never showed up? End will be different from what JKR wrote.

Is It Worth Crying?



Prefect Badge?

In his letter?

He's shocked beyond point when he came to know that Harry hadn't been made prefect; but what he was feeling now can't be...
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1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, আপনি got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than আপনি look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for আপনি now!" *Prepare yourself দ্বারা getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did আপনি say something?"

5. "Why do আপনি have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*

6. "Uh, I'm...
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 Care for a Bat Bogey Hex? Anyone?
Care for a Bat Bogey Hex? Anyone?
Greetings Fellows! I'm Isabellagirl033 and I've written this প্রবন্ধ to clear the confusion that many of আপনি seem to make. I've seen and heard many people classifying Ginny Weasley as a Mary Sue character. Yikes!
Jk Rowling has made the character of Ginny Weasley a very complex one. She evolves from a shy, little girl to a fiery and outspoken redhead. The problem is that Ginny has so many positive characteristics that they overshadowed her flaws.

Ginny indeed has many flaws etc.
* In the Chamber of Secrets, Ron himself says that "Ginny never shuts up, normally" meaning that one of her flaws is...
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