হ্যারি পটার Article: Harry Potter Remix of "Hammer Time"

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posted by bribee10

My, my, my My magic hits 'em
So hard
Makes me say
"Oh my lord"
Thank আপনি for
Blessin' me
With magic power And a wand that can't be beat
It feels brilliant
When আপনি know you're cool
A super-wicked Gryffindor
From Hogwarts school
And Known As such
This is a wizard
Ahhh
আপনি can't touch

আপনি can't touch this
আপনি can't touch this
That's right Voldie, im talking to আপনি
আপনি can't touch this
STOP!
Potter Time

Lemme bust the funky lyrics
Fresh new cauldrons
And বই
আপনি better watch out for snapes dirty looks
I hope
আপনি mix those potions right
Cause snapes bark is cute
পরবর্তি to his bite
If আপনি don't
He'll have your head
And you'll be in detention
With George and ফ্রেড
আপনি can't touch this
আপনি can't touch this
Come on mate, আপনি know
আপনি can't touch this
STOP!
Potter Time

Now why would I ever
Stop doin this
When others castin spells
That just dont hit
Ive been lotsa places
From Hogwarts to the Ministry
its "Potter, go Potter, yeah Harry James Potter!"
And the rest is just histry

আপনি know im wicked on the field
and magic on the wand
Gimme a spell অথবা a charm
Expelliarmus!
thats to disarm
The slytherins are sweatin
So come look at this ron!
This is Hilarious.
Oh no,
Mcgonagall's comin
Theyre gonna tell
so আপনি better start runnin

ooh, আপনি cant touch this
STOP!
Potter Time
Time to dissaparate
POP!

Post rap: নমস্কার all আপনি twitards, come back to earth:
Your precious Robert was on Harry Potter first!

bdavis98, Hermione30 and 1 other like this

joose32 LMAO!! Cool Lyrics!

volleyblue13 xD

bribee10 what does LMAO mean, ive always wondered.

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Dutch Cover of HP2

added by Ajox

Source: Uitgeverij De Harmonie

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রুপের্ট গ্রিন্ট

added by tubby2002

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Harry Potter - বছর Four

added by kathiria82

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My opinoin on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 The video game

posted by hpandpjo

My opinion is that it gives way too many spoilers. I mean, I watched someone playing it and it was like পাঠ করা the book! So my উপদেশ is to not play video games of বই আপনি have not read yet. Please don't unless আপনি want to ruin your life. Your whole entire LIFE. To any sane person out there, follow my advice. Either that অথবা READ FASTER. To any Harry Potter fan, From Me!
P.S This is উপদেশ from one Harry Potter অনুরাগী to another. And never name a yorkie shihtzu Howard. EVER. It just doesn't fit him. অথবা her.

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Things I learned From Harry Potter

posted by zar_far11

-The world is not বিভক্ত করা into "good people" and Death Eaters.
-Know your weaknesses and learn to use them to your advantage.
-Belief in Wackspurts doesn't make আপনি less of a person.
-Eat chocolate, it really helps.
-It isn't who আপনি are, but what আপনি grow to be.
-Even if আপনি just believe আপনি swallowed Felix Felicis, আপনি will still do amazing things.
-Dementors affect both wizards and Muggles alike.
-Though the Snitch is small, it earns the most points when caught.
-The Sorting Hat might put আপনি in one house, but Hogwarts fights best when fully united.
-Death is but the পরবর্তি great adventure.
-Galleons...

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Wild and Crazy Theories: Teory #2: The True Identity of Nagini

posted by dragonsmemory

After rereading both DH and SS, I began to wonder. আপনি may have seen the picture of Harry releasing the snake in the zoo with JKR's মতামত on the snake being Nagini. I actually have a few problems with that. I realize that some of this can be called book-movie inconsistency, but this is a Wild and Crazy theory.

First off, gender. Consistently, Nagini is called female. HOWEVER, if আপনি listen carefully to the snake's voice in SS, it is clearly male.

Next, location. Voldemort must have made Nagini into a Horcrux fairly soon after doing the same (accidentally) with Harry. Thus, the snake in the...

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My Letter From The American Publishers of Harry Potter

posted by peppergirl30

Dear

Thank আপনি very much for your letter addressed to J.K.Rowling. We receive many letters from young people who ask Ms. Rowling how to become a writer and ask about her inspirations.

As আপনি can imagine, the great popularity of Harry Potter and his লেখক have resulted in extraordinary demands on Ms. Rowling's time. The flood of letters reaching put to Ms. Rowling is truly overwhelming. Much as Jo Rowling wishes she could respond to each and every request, it is not humanly possible. She has asked us to respond to her many অনুরাগী and then অগ্রবর্তী all the letters she recieves.

Jo Rowling tells young...

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Highest-grossing films

posted by sharon-sel

অবতার is the highest-grossing film of all-time, with a global gross of almost $2.8 billion, and ten films have grossed in excess of $1 billion. All the films presented here have had a theatrical run in the last twenty years, and films that have not played during this period do not appear in the chart due to ticket-price inflation, population size and ticket purchasing trends not being considered. Gone with the Wind—first released in 1939—has earned $3.3 billion globally when adjusted to contemporary prices, making it the best all-time performer at the box office.[10] The most represented...

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~A Surprising Surprise~ Chapter Two

posted by kaboomgirl

All proper rights and respects to J.K.

Hermione's P.O.V

I let out a small gasp. When Wood described Abby, I though of a small, timid girl. I was quite wrong. In fact, as soon as she pulled up, I knew I was wrong. Even from outside আপনি could hear up-beat সঙ্গীত playing from the car.

But then she stepped out.

She wore a gray checkered mini skirt, a purple top, a cropped black জ্যাকেট with পশম cuffs, stripped knee socks, and chunky black boots. But her clothes weren't nearly as shocking as her hair. Her hair was streaked rainbow.

"OLLIE!" She squealed as she ran up to hug Oliver.

"Abby?!" He sounded as...

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Harry Potter Charcter names

posted by Thecharliejay

[edit] A
Mrs Abbott – Mother of Hannah Abbott, killed দ্বারা Death Eaters
Hannah Abbott – Hufflepuff student in Harry Potter's year, member of Dumbledore's Army, later the landlady of the Leaky Cauldron and wife of Neville Longbottom.[1] She is portrayed দ্বারা পুডিংবিশেষ Skeoch in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Euan Abercrombie – Gryffindor student who enters Hogwarts in Harry's fifth year
Stewart Ackerley – Ravenclaw student who enters Hogwarts in Harry's fourth year
Falco Aesalon – Ancient Greek wizard, first known Animagus
Cornelius...

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শীর্ষ 50 movie profits of all time

posted by Thecharliejay

Rank শিরোনাম Worldwide gross বছর Ref
1 অবতার $2,782,275,172 2009 [# 1]
2 টাইটানিক $1,843,201,268 1997 [# 2]
3 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King $1,119,110,941 2003 [# 3]
4 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest $1,066,179,725 2006 [# 4]
5 Toy Story 3 $1,063,171,911 2010 [# 5]
6 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides $1,032,828,392 2011 [# 6]
7 Alice in Wonderland $1,024,299,904 2010 [# 7]
8 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 $1,008,460,000 2011 [# 8]
9 The Dark Knight $1,001,921,825 2008 [# 9]
10 Transformers: Dark of the Moon $982,892,000 2011 [# 10]
11 Harry...

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MOMS BUTTERBEER RECIPES

posted by dannylynn92

REGULAR
1 scoop of cool whip
butterscotch ice cream toppping mix till well blended
and cream soda <3 A&W

ICE CREAM BUTTERBEER
1 scoop of cool whip
butterscotch ice cream topping (mix till well blended)
cream soda A&W
1 scoop of vinallia ice cream

she made both for me today there her own recipes and they are so good আপনি just HAVE to try the ice cream one its amazing ive got a pic of the ice cream one in my pics if আপনি need to see what it looks like and make sure আপনি have a spoon it sets fast but its good even when its set

<3 happy butterbeer drinking kids

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Things Severus Snape is not allowed to do at Hogwarts any more:

posted by dancingninja

link and I saw something similar দ্বারা link on this spot for link, and we just had to think up a তালিকা together for Severus as well :-). I প্রণয় these lists

1) Take Sirius to the vet to get him neutered.
2) Take Remus to the vet to get him neutered.
3) Hit Sirius with a newspaper on his nose and say “Bad dog!” just because আপনি feel like it.
4) Introduce Dumbledore's leg to Sirius' new girlfriends as Sirius' ex.
5) Pretend to throw a frisby around Sirius...or Remus (it wastes a lot of their valuable time trying to retrieve a non existent object)
6) Stop with the conspiracy theories and telling everyone...

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Snapes Surrogate son

posted by Persephone713

" always"

I hear all the time...from some how they think Snape truly hated Harry. অথবা how the two couldn't possibly like each other. But then again there are so many complex facts that would suggest otherwise. James and Sirius were mean to Severus when they were all at Hogwarts. And Snape had a fascination with the Dark Arts and preferred his studies to goofing off. Plus he had an abusive father and a mother who tried to প্রদর্শনী compassion but couldn't do anything about her husband. So Snape grew up bullied at প্রথমপাতা and at school and his only outlet of affection was Lily Evans. Then of course that fateful...

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HP Addict vs. Twitard - our argument.

posted by i-am-mariella

Soo; me and a girl in a class of mine who is known to be a Twilight অনুরাগী were at school, bored, and had finished our work. So we decided to have a little বিতর্ক (we do this all the time) over e-mail:
Ps; "Raavenclaw" is clearly me, দ্বারা the way. And I don't think she's that good at debating - not that I am - but she doesn't speak for all Twilight fans. A lot of people on here are much better.

From: "Raavenclaw"
Sent: 24 January 2011 12:56
To: "Aurora"
Subject: RE:

Aurora:
hi cant wait to write about edward hahaa jk x

Raavenclaw:
:) i প্রণয় neville, he's bamf x

Aurora:
wierdo.
edwards too sexy for his volvo...

The Destroying অ্যাঞ্জেল - (Barty Crouch Jr. অনুরাগী Fic)

posted by bendaimmortal

Sumamry: How exactly did Barty Crouch Jr. যোগদান the Death Eaters in June 1981?
Main author: WolfAngel'JR at FanFiction.Net (bendaimmortal here).
Rating: PG13
Chapters: 2

Authors: WolfAngel'JR & DrRockter.
Voldemort is viewed and written দ্বারা DrRockter and Barty Crouch Jr. is viewed and written দ্বারা me, AngelJunior. This is our role-play game topic, which I fixed into a fanfic mostly form my Junior's point of view, translated it into English and changed the title. DrRockter doesn't have a pen name here. I have her permission to প্রকাশ this.
Disclaimer: We don't own the Harry Potter world, Barty Crouch...

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Belle of the Ball (A Harry Potter Suefic)

posted by LilysLittleTwin

A/N: I KNOW this is a Sue story, there's no need to point that out. This was written purely for the lolz.

Disclaimer: Is my name Joanne Rowling? Didn't think so.

The Slytherin Common Room quieted as Belle Perfetta entered. She was the object of all the boy's affections ever since she transfered from Beaxbatons. With her long white-blonde hair streaked elegantly with purple. Her eyes changed color with her mood, and now they were a jade green. Her pale skin glowed in the firelight. She was curvy but fit, and all the girls envied her.

One of the braver boys, Blaise Zabini she thought, stood up...

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Ways To Know If Your A Harry Potter Fanatic...

posted by Mrs-Grint

Soft Harry Potters অনুরাগী will expierience:

1. আপনি will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..

2. আপনি will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.

3. আপনি would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.

4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!

Hardcore Harry Potter অনুরাগী will expierience:

1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.

2. আপনি will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.

3. আপনি will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects

4. আপনি would have read the whole series আরো than three times. Ditto films.

5. আপনি can quote long passages off দ্বারা heart.

So dahlings, see if আপনি have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic অথবা a just a plain fan. :)

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Snape's Last Thought

posted by monsy38

“Take it…take it…”
Snape struggled to give Harry the memories that explained what had happened, why he had had to do what he did. He held on as tightly as he could, trying to filter into Harry just how important it was for him to see them. Snape felt himself drifting. He knew that he was about to die, after all these years he would finally get his wish. For him, life had been fueled দ্বারা the dream of Lily loving him as much as he did her. She had been his one true friend, and though she didn’t know it, his whole world. Severus knew that he wasn’t easily liked...

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If Sirius Black didn't die(part 2)!

posted by AliceCullen353

This is part two!!!
Hope আপনি enjoy!!!Its kinda long!I dont own harry potter!

Harry stood up and faced Voldemort.Tonks and Lupin stayed beside Siruis but the others formed a line behind Harry."The boy who lived Harry Poter!Time for আপনি to be finshed Potter",Lord Voldemort spat at Harry."I'm not dieing tonight Riddle.I have to much to live for"Harry replied.
"Look at him he can hardly stand and he has the cheek to insult the Dark Lord!Master may i have a hand in his killing?"Bellatrix asked hopefully.
"No আপনি may not.Potter is mine আপনি can have your choice from the others nobody touches Potter"...