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List by Irina92 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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A nearly complete তালিকা of all the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans' flavors! Enjoy!!:PP

Baked Beans
Baking Soda
Brown Sugar
Brussel Sprouts
ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট Floss
চেরি Tart
Chewing Gum
চকোলেট Mousse
Cookie Dough
Cough medicine
Egg yolk
Eucalyptus Leaves
Fried Beans
Frog Legs
Hot Sauce
Ice Cream
Fan fiction by e2mma2weasle3 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange

1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a আরো capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter অনুরাগী type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up টঙ্কস্‌ in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; আপনি can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her wand; say it’s a Ministry decree and that she has to spend six weeks in the Muggle world/
9) Curse Voldemort in front of her
10) Poke several Mimbulus Mimbletonias while she’s around and then dramatically say, “The revenge of Neville has come!”

10 Ways to Annoy Snape

1. Give him a bottle of Head & Shoulders for Christmas.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. . . . And when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. . . . Except him, that is.

8. The পরবর্তি time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless sidekick? অথবা maybe it’s Ronan. I can never remember.”

9. Run up to Harry Potter and scream “Ohmigod it’s Harry Potter!” then beg for his autograph, and when he’s giving it to আপনি say to Ron “Hi . . . আপনি must be . . . um . . . Harry’s, er, associate!”

10. Tell him the Chudley Cannons have asked Harry to যোগদান their team as soon as he leaves school.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate পরবর্তি to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. . . . Enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him আপনি গাউন his teddy bear.

8. Tell him আপনি won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him আপনি were just kidding and ব্যক্ত teddy ভালুক has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on him while he's asleep and give him a mohawk.

11. Sneak up on him while he's asleep and write "Crazy!" all over his face in permanent ink.

12. Sneak up on him when he's asleep and wash his hair.

13. Send him repeated invitations to a makeover party - which emphasis on facials, shampooing, and hair-braiding. ("But you'll look so pretty!")
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"

2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for আপনি (even if আপনি have no intention of পাঠ করা them).

3. Ask what "HP" stands for.

4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."

5. Tell them আপনি think the চলচ্চিত্র are better than the books.

6. Suggest they read the বই on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.

7. Destroy any and all of their delusions that magic really exists and that they'll someday find Hogwarts.

8. Point and laugh unnecessarily loudly when they tell আপনি how many times they've read each book.

9. Any time they mention JK Rowling, mention that আপনি think she should just retire immediately.

10. Steal their wizard robes.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. Offer him চিনাবাদাম মাখন অর্থহীন that আপনি cooked yourself, and tell him that আপনি named it Cornelius অর্থহীন because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.

2. Tell him that চুন green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really আরো of a winter.

3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, আরো flattering colors.

4. Try to get him to যোগদান a conga line with আপনি and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.

5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much আরো of an authoritative figure."

6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.

7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.

8. Try to get him to যোগদান S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"

9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. Ask him to tell Cedric আপনি ব্যক্ত hello.

2. Follow him around and say "Voldemort is your uncle!" in a loud voice right পরবর্তি to his ear.

3. Ask him if the "anvil-sized hints" ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.

4. "So . . . first আপনি were the Boy Who Lived . . . then আপনি were a nutcase . . . now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"

5. Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house.

6. Make sure আপনি tell him আপনি got it from Mundungus Fletcher.

7. Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry Potter and to wipe the fake scar off his head.

8. Follow him around wearing shirts that say, "I'M WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!"

9. Buy him one that says, "THEY'RE WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!" and get really offended when he doesn't wear it. Be sure to tell him আপনি made it yourself.

10. Ask if he knows whether Voldemort had any scars and if so, where are they?
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if আপনি can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your দিন been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

7. সরানো your ডেস্ক into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

8. Lay down a Muggle Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

9. Randomly ask "Did আপনি feel that?" When they look at আপনি curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become আরো panicked দ্বারা the minute.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. আপনি tell everyone they're your distant cousins.

2. You've written আরো letters to them than আপনি can count.

3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would যীশু do?) আপনি ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).

4. আপনি have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.

5. আপনি have আরো pictures of them than আপনি do of your own family.

6. আপনি were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.

7. আপনি can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.

8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.

9. আপনি don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.

10. People think আপনি suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear আপনি referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."

Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Greetings, new follower:

If আপনি are পাঠ করা this letter then আপনি have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If দ্বারা some unprecedented chance আপনি are পাঠ করা this and আপনি have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest আপনি put down this letter and leave now, অথবা the consequences for আপনি will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which আপনি must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The পরবর্তি meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, আপনি got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than আপনি look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for আপনি now!" *Prepare yourself দ্বারা getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did আপনি say something?"

5. "Why do আপনি have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*

6. "Uh, I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP!!!" *take off running*

7. *cackle with laughter* "You sound like a girl! নমস্কার honey, come listen to this guy talk!"

8. "My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!" *put on record and sing along* 'Please - say - please - and - thank আপনি for saying thank you!'
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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আপনি need to stop পাঠ করা HBP when আপনি . . .

1. Are still wearing black in mourning.

2. Ask your parents if the death of anyone আপনি know is listed in the Obituary.

3. . . . Don't explain yourself when they ask who died.

4. Repeatedly প্রতিবেদন to the police that আপনি know where Snape is hiding.

5. Keep repeating under your breath "the locket . . . the cup . . . the snake . . . something of Gryffindor অথবা Ravenclaw's . . ."

6. Practice nonverbal spells.

7. Draw an extremely detailed Marauder's Map and obsessively check it to see where Malfoy is.

8. Try to Apparate and insist that আপনি just need to get the hang of it.

9. . . . Mutter the "three D's" under your breath while আপনি practice.

10. মতামত to people that আপনি enjoyed Dumbledore's Army because it was like having friends.

11. Randomly yell, "He will only be gone from the school when none here are loyal to him!" during class.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. Choreograph an artistic dance interpretation of his life and struggle for power and then force him to watch it.

2. Conduct a séance and pretend to channel the spirit of his mother.

3. Tell him he's been a "naughty boy."

4. Pretend to be the Sorting Hat and apologize - apparently আপনি were wrong, and he was meant to be in Hufflepuff.

5. Call him Ickle-Voldykins . . . and then run. Fast.

6. Ask him to guess which hand the last Horcrux is in.

7. . . . Admonish him for cheating if he uses Legilimency.

8. Tell him আপনি know where Harry is hiding, and Apparate before providing further details.

9. Dress up as Dumbledore and say আপনি faked your own death.

10. Start an argument about Harry Potter shipping.

11. Tell him he's adopted and that he's really Hagrid's other half-brother.

12. Tell him Harry is his son and ask him if he's sure he wants to go through with Book 7 now, since it's become "soooo তারকা Wars."
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter বই and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from আপনি (Example: When in a car অথবা an elevator). If আপনি don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and বড়দিন and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their পছন্দ song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their ইনবক্স with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start গান গাওয়া a Sorting Hat song at যেভাবে খুশী moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their বন্ধু Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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আপনি mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

আপনি call your least পছন্দ teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and আপনি run outside looking for an owl.

আপনি actually ask for a ঝাড়ু for Christmas.

আপনি mutter "lumos" under your breath every time আপনি turn on a flashlight.

আপনি sort everyone আপনি meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

আপনি were burned when আপনি couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

আপনি had to go to the hospital after আপনি broke your nose running headfirst into the দেওয়াল between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order mistake in GoF drove আপনি crazy, and even after it was "corrected" আপনি still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.

আপনি point at normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"

আপনি collect plugs.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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শীর্ষ Ten Signs Your Kid is a Wizard

10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. আপনি say, "Do আপনি think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. পছন্দ discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to হ্যালোইন as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His পছন্দ excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. আপনি catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand

(From "The Late প্রদর্শনী with David Letterman")


শীর্ষ Ten Signs the Actor Playing Harry Potter is Too Old

10. Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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আপনি know you've read SS/PS one too many times when আপনি . . .

1. Continually ask people if they want a লেবু Drop.

2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.

3. Tell your hats that আপনি don't want to be put it Slytherin.

4. Wince and grab your forehead every time আপনি see a man wearing a turban.

5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.

6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.

7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.

8. Choke on ব্যক্ত walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.

9. Act genuinely surprised when আপনি get presents for Christmas.

10. Tap যেভাবে খুশী bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.

11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.

12. Wave যেভাবে খুশী sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. Offer her flies. Tell her they're good with ketchup.

2. Ask her if she's related to Trevor.

3. Follow close behind her all day, making clip-clopping noises with your tongue.

4. Ask her if she's met the handsome new divination teacher.

5. Tell her that Cornelius অর্থহীন only hired her to scare small children.

6. Dye all her clothes black. . . .

7. . . . When she acts horrified, say আপনি were only trying to help her, and that "black is the new pink."

8. Send her প্রণয় notes, signing them as if they were from Cornelius Fudge.

9. Perpetually use the word "umbrage."

10. Remind her constantly that her "Selwyn Family Heirloom" contained the shreds of the most evil wizard of modern times.

11. Create your own Educational Decrees to contradict her's.

12. Make sure these ব্যক্ত Decrees are identical to her own. Post them everywhere.

13. Turn all of her বেড়ালছানা into toads.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. Should Dudley be backing up for any reason, go "beep, beep, beep . . ."

2. Egg their house. Don't feel confined to chicken eggs.

3. কোট their entire রান্নাঘর with butter.

4. Get a cheap Muggle cell phone. Give it a very annoying ring tone, and set it to ring every ঘন্টা on the hour. Make it invisible. Hide it in the air vent of their house.

5. Charm their garden hose to come to life and spray them down.

6. Charm their lawn to sprout large purple mushrooms. When stepped on, these mushrooms should squeak loudly.

7. Replace any ফুলেরডালি in their garden with the ever জনপ্রিয় water squirting flowers.

8. Sneak some particularly eerie-looking gnomes into their garden. Partially hide them behind bushes and such, so that they appear to be spying on those nearby.

9. If there's any room left in the garden, plant them a particularly sensitive Mimbulus Mimbletonia.

10. Slip a doxy into their mailbox . . .
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall ব্যক্ত that her সামগ্রিক OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When আপনি ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells আপনি it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are আপনি so upset? I thought আপনি valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly, say loudly: "I reckon it's those stupid house elves' fault. Dumbledore's much too soft with them. . . ."

6. Say to her: "You remind me of a movie star." When she beams at you, say: "Yes, it's incredibly hard to find somebody who looks like Bugs Bunny, but with those front teeth of yours you're the spitting image of him."

Opinion by BuffyFaithFan1 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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[u][b]Potions, Spells and Magical Objects[b][u]

Accio (Summoning Charm) - Latin for "I summon."
Alohomora (Spell that opens locks) - Derived from the Hawaiian "Aloha" meaning "goodbye," and the Latin word "mora," meaning "obstacle."
Amortentia - "Amor" is the Latin word for "love," and "tentia" is derived from "tentare," which means "the handling of," "the making of an attempt," অথবা "the attack on." Hence, "the handling of love," "making an attempt to love," অথবা "the attack on love."
Anapneo (Spell that clears blocked airways) - In Greek, "anapneo" means "I breathe."
Aparecium (Spell that makes invisible ink appear) - From the Latin word "aperio," meaning to "uncover, lay bare, reveal, অথবা make clear" অথবা "apparere," meaning to "make clear." It is spelled with only one "p," perhaps because of "apertus" which means "open, obvious, public."
Arithmancy - A method of fortune-telling based on names, numbers, and mathematical calculations. From the Greek, "arithmo" meaning "number" and "mancy" meaning "prophecy." It is also known as numerology.
Fan fiction by e2mma2weasle3 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Its বড়দিন Eve here at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and I am not happy. A stupid plant took me hostage! I am standing here, in some deserted hallway - alright, maybe its not deserted per say, but it sure as bloody hell looks like it from where I’m standing; and have been standing for the past ঘন্টা - in a part of the school, I don’t even know where! Stupid Mistletoe. Yes, I, Rose Weasley, have had the misfortune of getting stuck under one of Hogwarts’ famous Mistletoe bunches.

Now I’m guessing your wondering ‘Why are they famous?’, and I’ll tell you. Every বছর Mistletoe is hung scattered throughout the hallways on বড়দিন and বড়দিন Eve day, and the students here avoid them like the plague. That is, if they don’t want to be stuck standing there underneath the evil plant for hours until some যেভাবে খুশী person comes along and kisses them. I think আপনি get my point.

Normally I try to avoid them altogether, and for the past three years that I’ve been going to this school I’ve been successful, but that could also be because this is the first বছর I’ve actually stayed here for বড়দিন instead of going home. Oh why...
Opinion by AdaLove posted বছরখানেক আগে
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In February 2006 JK Rowling donated a sketch of the Black family বৃক্ষ for a Book Aid charity auction, and as expected, it generated a great deal of interest and excitement in the Harry Potter অনুরাগী community. And finally, as the বছর draws to a close, the MuggleNet Encyclopedia has managed to get the full family tree, along with information about the people on it, up on site - and about time too, a lot of আপনি might say.

Whilst the বৃক্ষ gives a fascinating insight into the background of one of the oldest pure-blood families of all, it also threw up a number of surprising facts and - perhaps - the odd inconsistency অথবা two. Well, JK herself has held up her hand to say that math is anything but her strong point, and so we'll certainly let her off on this one. Mathematical uncertainties aside, however, the বৃক্ষ does provide some very interesting information about the Black family. These are the things that leapt out at me when I first looked at it in detail.

আপনি might be well advised keeping our copy of the বৃক্ষ open in one window for reference while আপনি look through this lot. Here's an easy link to a new window to help আপনি out: The Black Family Tree.
Opinion by AdaLove posted বছরখানেক আগে
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First of All,Because Today's a special date!
Harry's birthdate,ihope আপনি didn't forgot it as the Dursleys?
What else happened today!?


Harry Potter is born [PS/SS3].


Harry discovers he is a wizard, meets Hagrid, and visits Diagon Alley for the first time [PS/SS4].


Harry meets Dobby for the first time whilst the Dursleys have a ডিনার party, and the Elf uses a Hover Charm on Aunt Petunia's pudding, causing a serious disruption at dinner, and Harry to receive an official warning from the Ministry about using underage magic [COS2].


Aunt Marge arrives at the Dursleys' [POA2].


The guests at Harry's birthday ডিনার discuss the death of Karkaroff, and the disappearances of Ollivander and Florian Fortescue [HBP6].


Ginny kisses Harry, but they are interrupted. Scrimgeour arrives at The Burrow, gives them the items from Dumbledore's will, and argues with Harry about the way to wage the war [DH6].
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The Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince film continues to perform phenomenally well at the box office, for the sixth film came in first place in box office takings for the UK and Ireland this past weekend. The BBC reports that the film grossed 33 million pounds this past weekend, beating out the Sandra Bullock film The Proposal, and becoming "the biggest UK box office success of the বছর so far."

A প্রতিবেদন is also online from ScreenDaily noting that the sixth Potter film has grossed an impressive $405.3 million in its release, helping push gross Warner Bros. international box office takings over $1 billion. The story continues:

The sixth film in the Potter franchise holds the record for the highest-grossing international opening with $236m, and became one of the fastest films to break the $300m mark — within eight days of release.

This weekend’s estimated gross of $84.4m in 64 markets included the highest Potter opening in Poland ($2m), a new Warner record in Argentina of $1.9m, and the UK adding $8.2m for a new cume of $52.8m, making Potter the শীর্ষ film of 2009 in the Hogwarts-home territory.