Ways to piss off Lord Voldemort!
1) Steal his wand and tell him Nagini ate it.
2) Whenever he speaks to you, bow low and say, "Yes, sensei."
3) Replace your Death Eater mask with a Dark Vader mask & insist that, "Tom....I am your father."
4) Sign him up as a kindergarten teacher.
5) Tell him Dumbledore has a ring like his.
6) Tell him আপনি are worried that his obsession with Harry Potter isn't healthy, & he should just confess his প্রণয় for him.
7) Skip around Malfoy Manor rapping as loud as আপনি can, "H to the A to the R to the R to the Y, what does that spell? HARRY!"
8) Follow him around all...
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