1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."
2. "Oh, ha ha, আপনি got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than আপনি look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for আপনি now!" *Prepare yourself দ্বারা getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did আপনি say something?"
5. "Why do আপনি have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm...
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