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Please do note the tags...
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Hii'
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Cinders said:
... Hi...

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE AND IT SHOULD BE REMOVED IMMEDIATELY NOW!
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Buawahahaaaaaa
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i have now since started devil worshipping after reading this article, until i read it i thought harry and magic was fiction
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Thanks to you Dr. D and Harry Potter, I have taken a holy vow to serve as a Satanic nun. I have changed my name to Sister Catherine Marie Loquacious and would prefer to be referred to as such. If you wish to visit me, you can come to the Chattering Order of St. Beryl in Tadfield, England.

...Any GO fans out there?
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Thanks to Harry Potter, I, too, have willed my body and soul to Lucifer in an unholy blood covenant. Anyone care to join me among the ranks of the Wicked? =P
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I tried selling my soul once - never got an answer
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fiver!
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Do I look like a cheap date?
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hmm i can stretch to 10 then but sinned souls aren't worth much in scarififces, prove your a virgin and were in to double 0s lol
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I swear - all of my kids were immaculate conception!
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shortynme said:
Ok so I was laughing my head off about the whole article until the end. I've always hated JK Rowling personally and now I hate her more. What a sick horney b****. I hope she gets a spell cast on her by all her devil worshipping children that flock to her and her books lol!
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She did not say that.

That is an article on The Onion. It is satire.
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Cinders said:
Yay! Doc, somebody bit! We got a fish on the line!
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I just read it to my mother. She was not amused.
She'll probably become more enthusiastic in the morning, when she sees that I've written "666" on the bathroom wall... in blood. =P
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HA!
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But JK Rowling's Christian and therefore unlikely to call jesus Weak, and idiotic.
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aanniiee_ said:
bahahaha, that picture is fantastic, i diedddddd
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Mrs-Grint said:
What the hell? Sounds like stepmother for heavens sake! Shes a jehovahs wittness. But are little kids seriously gonna start worshipping satan and all that?! I think not! But now everytime I read the book my six-year-old sister starts screaming and pointing "SATAN BOOK! SATAN BOOK!"
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Bkaka said:
im pretty damn sure that jk rowling never said any of that stuff and btw harry potter is not bloody devil worshipping!!! thats a load of bullshit for crazy and fucked up people
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I got mad when I saw this but then I saw the Onion did this and calmed down :D
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