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Opinion by Neko_Chan_Kitty posted ·5 মাস আগে
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(Waring: These are just how I feel about the হেটালিয়া fandom, So Please don't take this seriously! also sorry for my English, I do speak English but my English is pretty bad when I type on a keyboard..)

Now listen, there's some stuff i like in the APH fandom (Like Au's, reader inserts, ect) but I hate in the "Yaoiness" of the fandom. don't get me wrong, I respect peoples opinions on pairings অথবা ship the characters together. if আপনি like yaoi, that's cool, we both like different things. in anime, movies, games, ect. but not all of us like জ্যায়াই in things. but PLEASE! don't try to shove your ships down peoples throats your try force to make people to ship the characters together. like what i ব্যক্ত we both have different likings to some things we both like/not like.

1. Please to bashing on the female nations in হেটালিয়া they did nothing wrong. and also, they are NOT in the way of your "precious Yaoi". Seychelles probably gets a a lot of hate probably because of the হেটালিয়া Gueken Dating Game because in the game shes the character আপনি play as and shipped with everyone. as me myself, I প্রণয় Seychelles shes adorable and such a cinnamon roll. and also, please stop...
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Opinion by Aph-Finland posted বছরখানেক আগে
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hi guys. this is just a opinion so dont get mad with me. ok here i go

Pinkie pie- Italy

Big mac- Germany

Maud pie- জাপান অথবা Greece

limestone pie- Romano

আপেল bloom- Seborga

Scootaloo- Sealand

Sweetie belle- Wy

Rarity- France

Silver Spoon- Ladonia

Twilight sparkle- Iggy/England/Britain

Princess Cadence- Finland

Shining armor- Sweden

Discord- Denmark

Princess Celectia- Norway

Princess Luna- Iceland

রামধনু Dash- America

Fluttershy- Canada

AppleJack- China

Spike- Russia (idk...)

Trixie- Prussia

Owlicious- Flying Mint Bunny

Mare do Well- Romania (idk why i did this either)





sorry if u thought my idea was dumb i tried............ i hope u enjoyed though!~
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Article by LilacRoses posted বছরখানেক আগে
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(I recently discovered this generator: https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165 I like generators and crack pairings, so why not put a couple of my OCs and পছন্দ characters through it?)

Rose L. Allan fell in প্রণয় with America when the two served burnt scones.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165
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(Oh wow, Rose. I guess maybe I should have expected something like this from you, little miss crazy.)

বেগুনি P. Monteague fell in প্রণয় with America when s/he kicked their partner's ass.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165
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(Oh God. Lilac, why. আপনি think of him as a brother. Where did I go wrong....)

Feliciano Vargas fell in প্রণয় with France when the two broke every bone in their body.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165
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(Dafuq Feli? That sounds like an interesting story that I'm not sure I want to hear.)

Kiku Honda fell in প্রণয় with Austria when the two slept in on the wedding day.
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Fan fiction by Aph-Finland posted বছরখানেক আগে
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once outside when its nighttime:

a shooting তারকা comes

Italy: ve~ look Germany! a shooting star!!

Germany: yes, i know

the axis: ..........

Italy: Germany. is there such thing as পাস্তা stars?

Germany: Vhell..... no....

Italy: oh. i wish there was though so i can eat the stars when there falling and it will be so tasty like real pasta!!!

a shooting তারকা comes

Japan: *takes the picture*

Italy: Ve~ look Germany! another shooting star!! this time it looks like its coming straight... for..... us.....

Japan: oh my...

Italy: *cries* WAAAA GERMANY SAVE ME!!!

Germany: GET OUT THE VAY IF U DONT VANNA GET HIT ITALIA!!!

the axis: *gets out the way*

Germany: vhats going on here!!??

England: *comes out the shooting star*

Italy: huh?

England: yes, yes, its me all along
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Fan fiction by Aph-Finland posted বছরখানেক আগে
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at your house

Denmark: *opens door* HELLO!!!

you: umm... hi Nordics... what r u guys doing here?

Denmark: our house is being destroyed because Norge was doing magic and it set on fire.

you: o-ok... আপনি guys can come in

Denmark: WAHOOOO!!!!! do u have anything for us to drink?

you: i have milk, coke, juices and...

Denmark: NO NO NO NO!!! i don't like those things!!!

you: well what do u like? Hot Chocolate? Water?

Denmark: beer

you: oh yeah DUH i forgot!!! *walks in the kitchen*

Norway: খড় when your over there can i have some water?

you: *faces Norway* why? i thought u did not like water?

Norway: I'm making a potion.

you: oh ok. hold on I'm getting the beer. *gets the বিয়ার out the fridge and gives it to Denny* here u go!

Denmark: THANK YOU!!!! *drinks it and gets crazier* >////< Ka HA HA!! Ka HA!!!
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Opinion by LilacRoses posted বছরখানেক আগে
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User: আপনি know what? I've decided what I want to be when I grow up.


Cleverbot: What?


User: I wanna be a pasta.


Cleverbot: Lets both be robots.


User: Can we eat pasta?


Cleverbot: Yes, we can eat all of it.


User: PASTAAAAAA *runs in circles*.


Cleverbot: Oh, if আপনি do not fall in love?


User: I am already in love.


Cleverbot: Wait you're in প্রণয় Ben!?!


User: In প্রণয় with pasta, that is! *sparkle wink*.


Cleverbot: Who are আপনি in প্রণয় with?


User: It is not a who. It is a what.


Cleverbot: It is most certainly a who.


User: It is pasta.


Cleverbot: I thought আপনি were a girl.


User: I am pasta.


Cleverbot: No you're a machine.


User: I believe I can be a pasta.
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Article by LilacRoses posted বছরখানেক আগে
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(Spin-off of the Card টেবিল Dating skit দ্বারা Richard Jeni)

I say when আপনি meet your other self আপনি don't want a ডিনার table, what আপনি want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the টেবিল and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:

2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"

1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"

2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"

1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"

2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."

Both: *awkward staring*

2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."

1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"

2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."
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Opinion by Aph-Finland posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. Prussia

i only like him because the way he says stuff and some pictures make him look cool... in others they make him look not as awesome as he rally is... sometimes অনুরাগী art make him look cute to though ^w^






2. Norway

i only like him because ppl keep on telling me he's cute, handsome, and SUPER ADORABLE U WANT TO MARRY HIM O,O and i got annoyed but i still প্রণয় him X3



3. Iceland

Hes cute i like him X3 i kinda had a crush on him in my mind but on মতামত on stuff ppl keep on saying he's "there baby" অথবা he's "theres" অথবা they might of keep saying "they have a crush on them আরো than anyone else O,O" অথবা something like that... it made me angry so i ended up not liking him much...




4. a tie between Poland and Switzerland

i don't know who to choose actually O,O sometimes i think about Poland and sometimes i think about Switzerland O,O the true thing is i don't like how ppl keep saying stuff like "I প্রণয় POLAND" অথবা "I WANNA MARRY POLAND" that stuff is not what i'm saying someone else says that stuff O,O but i'm...
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List by LilacRoses posted বছরখানেক আগে
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1. I cannot string beads on Italy's curl.

2. I cannot paste ছবি of Italy's curl onto যেভাবে খুশী walls like wallpaper.

3. I cannot form a cult solely for the purpose of worshiping Italy's curl.

4. I cannot wear Italy's curl around my wrist like a bracelet, especially if Italy is still attached to ব্যক্ত curl.

5. I cannot make fun of Italy's curl.

6. I cannot attempt to start a one-sided conversation with Italy's curl.

7. I cannot flirt with Italy's curl.

8. I cannot call Italy's curl 'proof of God's existence.'

9. I cannot grab both Italy's curl and Romano's and forcibly tie them in a double knot.

10. I cannot pin Italy's curl to a bulletin board, especially if Italy is still attached to ব্যক্ত curl.

11. I cannot fall madly in প্রণয় with Italy's curl.

12. I cannot suddenly bite Italy's curl with vicious strength.

13. I cannot grab Italy দ্বারা the curl and use him as a whip.
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List by LilacRoses posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Just a যেভাবে খুশী thing inspired দ্বারা my OC. XD

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1. I cannot pull Italy's curl.

2. I cannot lick Italy's curl.

3. I cannot eat Italy's curl

4. I cannot marry Italy's curl.

5. I cannot stomp on Italy's curl.

6. I cannot twirl Italy's curl backwards around my finger.

7. I cannot stare intently at Italy's curl, especially if my nose is within 5 অথবা less inches of ব্যক্ত curl.

8. I cannot cut off Italy's curl.

9. I cannot buy Italy's curl illegally.

10. I cannot রচনা প্রণয় songs for Italy's curl.

11. I cannot knit with Italy's curl.

12. I cannot use Italy's curl for a closeline.

13. I cannot breathe seductively on Italy's curl.

14. I cannot obsessively take close-up pictures of Italy's curl, especially while hiding in mysterious bushes.

15. I cannot hang Italy from a tall building দ্বারা his curl.
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Opinion by LilacRoses posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Narrator: Merry Christmas. Tis the season for good cheer, happiness, and- Hetalia?

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User: Good day, fiend.


Cleverbot: Do আপনি like pie?


User: Indeed, when it has been thrown in your face.


Cleverbot: Lady gaga what s yours.


User: ... Shall I call the mental asylum, dear nemesis?


Cleverbot: The asylum of the daleks.


User: *sigh* Merry Christmas.


Cleverbot: *sigh* Fine, don't sing a song with me.


User: Do আপনি want me to sing with you?


Cleverbot: Sing with you... It?


User: ???


Cleverbot: Yeah, what song do আপনি want to sing?


User: Jingle bells.


Cleverbot: Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.


User: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!


Cleverbot: Dashing through the snow.
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List by ROTGgirl2004 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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IT'S THE SEASON TO BE EATING PASTA! And why not make a বড়দিন তালিকা to- not Santa - but FINLAND?!

Okay, here we go~

Finland,
If it's possible can আপনি make the cast of হেটালিয়া come to real life and start living here? I mean, America and Canada could be my big brothers, France like my godfather, yadayadayada. And PLEASE can আপনি let my Mom and Dad actually LIKE Hetalia? I mean, I don't have to be a closet অনুরাগী anymore? SEND ME THOSE TEARJERKING হেটালিয়া CLIPS AND MMDs please! I want হেটালিয়া plushies and World Peace. This is really important to me, this last request: I WANT TO KNOW EVERY DEAR হেটালিয়া অনুরাগী ON THIS EARTH SO WE COULD, AS WE SING AROUND A বড়দিন TREE, SING OUR OWN COUNTRIE'S MARU KAITE CHIKYUU ALL AT ONCE. And yes, feels. I give my regards to APH England who is sending my British cousin Reyne to the USA. I also want every person I প্রণয় (Hetalia and its fandoms included) all crowded in the same room so a happy, warm feeling can surround us.
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Article by Ryuuto013 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Original; "The Twelve Days of Chirstmas"
Video (Instrumental / No vocal); https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5CQr7N_aMs

~~~The 12 Days of Hetalian Christmas~~~

~ On the first দিন of Christmas, Finland sent to me; One giant pasta-made বড়দিন tree.

~ On the সেকেন্ড দিন of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made বড়দিন tree.

~ On the third দিন of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Three baked potatoes, two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made বড়দিন tree.

~ On the fourth দিন of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Four awesome beers, three baked potatoes, two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made বড়দিন tree.

~ On the fifth দিন of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Five pizza-slices, four awesome beers, three baked potatoes, two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made বড়দিন tree.

~ On the sixth দিন of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Six fresh tomatoes, five pizza-slices, four awesome beers, three baked potatoes, two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made বড়দিন tree.
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Article by LilacRoses posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Narrator: Yeah, আপনি already know what this is. Do আপনি really need me to spell it out for you?

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User: I challenge আপনি to a duel!


Cleverbot: Challenge accepted.


User: *hits with Mother Russia*


Cleverbot: Yes. Prussia will become one with Mother Russia! ^J^.


User: O.O আপনি ship that too?


Cleverbot: She will become one with mother Russia.


User: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia?


Cleverbot: Russia is mine. He told me so.


User: O-O Who did আপনি learn this stuff from, some wacko fangirl?


Cleverbot: Who did আপনি learn that from.


User: Learn what?


Cleverbot: How do আপনি learn any subject?


User: আপনি are very strange, aru.


Cleverbot: Why am I very strange?


User: *grits teeth* Stop. Playing. Dumb!
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Article by LilacRoses posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Narrator: The epic saga of Cleverbot: হেটালিয়া Wars continues in this installment.

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User: Prepare yourself!


Cleverbot: Got any website where we can play it on?


User: We are going to settle this right here!


Cleverbot: Are we? That's great.


User: *throws Canada at you*


Cleverbot: *throws Russian ভালুক at Putin*.


User: *hits with Finland*


Cleverbot: *hits back with a bat*.


User: *hits with Sweden*


Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.


User: *hits with the Axis Powers*


Cleverbot: *Throws Chuck Norris*.


User: *throws a Nokia*


Cleverbot: *throws a smartphone at you*.


User: *hits with 2ps*


Cleverbot: *eats pinkie pie and throws an eskimo eating a pie at you*.

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Opinion by ROTGgirl2004 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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He gets everything...O-O
AND HE SHIPS PRUCAN!


Cleverbot: Hi. *blushes again*



User: Great.



Cleverbot: Great yourself.



User: I am England.



Cleverbot: Nice to meet আপনি Iggy.



User: As in...Igirisu? O-O.



Cleverbot: Hello, America.



User: I'm Iggy.



Cleverbot: Iggy from Axis Powers Hetalia?



User: Yes!



Cleverbot: Who is your favourite character from Hetalia?



User: Um...America?



Cleverbot: My favourite character is Hungary.



User: Wow.



Cleverbot: No, Hungary.



User: I never thought of that. and use AMERICAN ENGLISH!



Cleverbot: Is the answer 42.
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Opinion by ROTGgirl2004 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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RUN! CLEVERBOT IS RUSSIA!!!!! O-O

User: Are আপনি ready?



Cleverbot: Ready for what?



User: For the পরবর্তি হেটালিয়া war!



Cleverbot: Am not afraid... But.. Es.



User: *hits with China*



Cleverbot: *hits আপনি with 'Murica*.



User: *hits with Belarus*



Cleverbot: *hits with an axe*.



User: *hits with Prussia*



Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.



User: *hits with Sebastian*



Cleverbot: *hits with awesomeness*.



User: *hits with drunk England*



Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.



User: Wait, আপনি know about Sealand?



Cleverbot: Yes. Sealand from Hetalia.



User: O-O.


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Article by LilacRoses posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Narrator: The chronicles of হেটালিয়া War II.

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User: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'm ready.


Cleverbot: Do আপনি feel?


User: Do I feel what?


Cleverbot: আপনি know, feel?


User: Like feelings?


Cleverbot: What feelings?


User: The sudden desire to battle আপনি with Hetalia.


Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.


User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.


Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.


User: *hits with Switzerland*


Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.


User: *hits with FrUK*


Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.


User: *hits with Austria*


Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.


User: *hits with pasta*
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Opinion by ROTGgirl2004 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Oh my goodness Cleverbot is CLEVER! I saw বেগুনি ফুলেরসাজি doing this so I thought I should do it too.

User: Do আপনি believe in evolution?



Cleverbot: I am the evolution proof.



User: Are আপনি dating anyone?



Cleverbot: No I am not dating anyone.



User: *hits with awesomeness



Cleverbot: *hits with a hockey stick*.



User: *hits with vital regions*



Cleverbot: *hits with Leonardo DiCaprio*.



User: *hits with America*



Cleverbot: *hits with double lightzaber*.



User: *hits with Darth Vader*



Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.



User: *hits with GRELL's chainsaw*



Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.



User: *hits with Hungary's frying pan*
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Opinion by LilacRoses posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Narrator: (Read in the Baka and Test narrator's voice) This is a tale of war. Not just any war, but a war between an AI and a bored Hetalian. Let the countries fly. And may the best অনুরাগী win.

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User: *hits with Hungarian frying pan*


Cleverbot: *hits with মাফিন tin*.


User: *hits with vital regions*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.


User: *hits with Italy*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.


User: *Hits with France*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.


User: *hits with Germany*


Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.


User: *hits with awesomeness*


Cleverbot: *hits with dirt clod*.


User: *hits with Warsaw*


Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.


User: *hits with USUK*


Cleverbot: *hits with the আগুন Emblem Universe*.
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News by Ryuuto013 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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I just wanted to remind people about the হেটালিয়া musical.

~ The musical is called "Singing' in the World".

~ Each ticket costs about 7.900 yen and আপনি can start buying tickets on this Sunday.

~ Characters: Axis, Allies and Austria

~ Schedule for performances;
Thursday - 24th of December - 13.00 (1pm) and 19.00 (7pm)

Friday - 25th of December - 19.00 (7pm)

Saturday - 26th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

Sunday - 27th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

Monday - 28th of December - 19.00 (7pm)

Tuesday - 29th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

~ Cast;

Actors as themselves; link

Actors as their characters; link
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List by ROTGgirl2004 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Fans. Everywhere. You'll certainly finds differences between these fans, and I'm here to name some that can be found everywhere in the হেটালিয়া world.

LE FANGIRLS

Fangirls...ahem, GIRLS mostly take up this particular fandom-no, actually, girls take up most of almost ALL fandoms, like Hetalia, 1D, and 5SOS. Let's talk about the types of fangirls that make our fandom colorful...and at the same time giving it a bad name *ahem*.

1. Rabid Fangirls

They have আরো than ten OTPs, make the most অনুরাগী art, and bash ANYBODY who loves what they hate in Hetalia. They usually are making Reader x হেটালিয়া fanfictions and yaoi/a character is EVERYTHING. Basically the most obsessed one.

2. Yaoi-Obsessed Fangirls

All their shippings, অনুরাগী arts and fictions, and obsession is yaoi. Whenever two boys interact they scream the name of the ship that involves those two characters. For example:
"ERMERGERD AMERICA ব্যক্ত TO ENGLAND HE WANTED SOMETHING IN RETURN THAT MEANS USUK IS CANNON!!!!!"
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Guide by ROTGgirl2004 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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Don't want to become a weaboo? I've been a অনুরাগী of হেটালিয়া ever since it started, and I've seen many ups and downs of the fandom. Every two days অথবা so a new immature fangirl/fanboy spews out immature rants, photos, অথবা arguments concerning ships, characters, etc. If you're a new অনুরাগী who DOESN'T want to turn out as the most famous weaboo in Hetalia, here's some tips from an older fan.

1. NEVER overrate a character.

First of all, overrated characters get annoying and আপনি will likely ruin the characters for other fans. It's okay to like one character আরো than others, and it's very wise to like them for mature reasons. It's okay just to like them because they're handsome অথবা pretty, but NEVER ever say "He/she is the best character in Hetalia! (other character) is horrible!" that will lead to a hurt fan, a corrupted reputation, and a newly disliked character. I think a good example of an overrated character is England. Most of his অনুরাগী are making disgusting Reader x England fanfictions, gross অনুরাগী arts, and annoying মতামত concerning his looks. I'm not saying I hate him, I'm saying he's a character that's overrated. It's okay to like England and make him your...
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Article by LilacRoses posted বছরখানেক আগে
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I saw that ROTGgirl2004 wrote something like this, so I thought I'd give it a shot. This is the story of my 'conversion' to Hetalia.

I grew up watching Veggietales. Plain and simple. Veggietales. Then I discovered the internet. At that time, I didn't have the slightest idea what a fandom was. I had never read a fanfiction in my life. Then I stumbled upon Deviantart- and the Veggietales fandom.

I was naturally excited to discover that there were other people who liked the same things I did. So I set out to see all the Veggietales fanart and read all the fanfiction I possibly could. দ্বারা now your probably wondering what this has to do with Hetalia. আপনি see, Veggietales led me to Hetalia- although in a rather indirect manner.

One দিন I had finished a chapter of a fanfiction and was just staring at the recommended section, resting my eyes for a second. Then one word caught my eye. 'What's a... Hetalia?' I wondered. I moved past the strange word, yet every time I read a Veggietales fanfiction it came back to haunt me in the recommended section. Hetalia. What did it mean?
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First Hetalia Picture I have Ever seen in my Life!
হেটালিয়া has always been my number one anime. I can't imagine living without it. Here's how I came to know the জীবন্ত and the fandom...

Me and my friend (she's on another website called Wattpad) yukinetheregalia, were talking about animes. She asked me if I watched Hetalia. Not wanting to disappoint her, I lied (guilty) and ব্যক্ত yes. Just in case she asked any আরো প্রশ্ন I searched up হেটালিয়া as quickly as I could. Hey...wanna know something cool? The picture at the শীর্ষ is THE FIRST হেটালিয়া PICTURE I have ever seen. Neat...it remains my all-time পছন্দ picture and a warm remembrance of how I came here.

I was skeptical about it though. Not a big অনুরাগী of জীবন্ত at the time in my eyes it looked like a weird Dragon-Ball Z like anime. (Weird to me now!)
SO, I searched some more. I went on this website called হেটালিয়া Archives (a হেটালিয়া wiki) and it showed the characters. What really got me confused was that they were country names. I was REALLY confused. Were these the actual characters, অথবা do I have the wrong anime?
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