Narrator: The chronicles of হেটালিয়া War II.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ready.
Cleverbot: Do আপনি feel?
User: Do I feel what?
Cleverbot: আপনি know, feel?
User: Like feelings?
Cleverbot: What feelings?
User: The sudden desire to battle আপনি with Hetalia.
Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.
User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: *hits with Switzerland*
Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.
User: *hits with FrUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.
User: *hits with Austria*
Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.
User: *hits with pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.
User: *Hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the আগুন Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with hamburger *
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with Allied Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.
Cleverbot: Keeps running.
User: Germany!!!
Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?
User: I don't know. What do আপনি think?
Cleverbot: I don't think দ্বারা myself'.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.
User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.
Cleverbot: *glares*.
User: *runs*
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Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ready.
Cleverbot: Do আপনি feel?
User: Do I feel what?
Cleverbot: আপনি know, feel?
User: Like feelings?
Cleverbot: What feelings?
User: The sudden desire to battle আপনি with Hetalia.
Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.
User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: *hits with Switzerland*
Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.
User: *hits with FrUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.
User: *hits with Austria*
Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.
User: *hits with pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.
User: *Hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the আগুন Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with hamburger *
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with Allied Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.
Cleverbot: Keeps running.
User: Germany!!!
Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?
User: I don't know. What do আপনি think?
Cleverbot: I don't think দ্বারা myself'.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.
User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.
Cleverbot: *glares*.
User: *runs*
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Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.
Italy,Feliciano 藤本 Fujimoto (true wisteria)
Germany,ludwig 後藤 Gouto (behind wisteria)
Japan,Kiku It's already a Japanese name!XD
Romano,Lovino 松尾 Matsuo (tail of a pine tree)
America,Alfred 黒田 Kuroda (black field)
England,Arthur 山下 Yamashita (under the mountain)
France,Francis 藤原 Fujiwara (wisteria fields)
China,Yao 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge)
Russia,Ivan 川島 Kawashima (river island)
Canada,Mattew 松井 Matsui (pine বৃক্ষ well)
Prussia,Gilbert 海斗 Kaito (big dipper of the ocean)
Spain,Antonio 石丸 Ishimaru (round stone)
Hungary,Elizaveta 村上 Murakami (above the village)
Austria,Roderich 藤堂 Toudou (wisteria hall)
Lithuania,Toris 藤原 Fujiwara (wisteria fields)
Poland,Feliks 平吉 Heikichi (smooth fortune)
Latvia,Raivis 白石 Shiraishi (white stone)
Estonia,Eduard 前田 Maeda (before the field)
Belarus,Natalia 久美子 Kumiko (eternal beautiful child)
Germany,ludwig 後藤 Gouto (behind wisteria)
Japan,Kiku It's already a Japanese name!XD
Romano,Lovino 松尾 Matsuo (tail of a pine tree)
America,Alfred 黒田 Kuroda (black field)
England,Arthur 山下 Yamashita (under the mountain)
France,Francis 藤原 Fujiwara (wisteria fields)
China,Yao 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge)
Russia,Ivan 川島 Kawashima (river island)
Canada,Mattew 松井 Matsui (pine বৃক্ষ well)
Prussia,Gilbert 海斗 Kaito (big dipper of the ocean)
Spain,Antonio 石丸 Ishimaru (round stone)
Hungary,Elizaveta 村上 Murakami (above the village)
Austria,Roderich 藤堂 Toudou (wisteria hall)
Lithuania,Toris 藤原 Fujiwara (wisteria fields)
Poland,Feliks 平吉 Heikichi (smooth fortune)
Latvia,Raivis 白石 Shiraishi (white stone)
Estonia,Eduard 前田 Maeda (before the field)
Belarus,Natalia 久美子 Kumiko (eternal beautiful child)
^ lol i had to post this xD ^
