Narrator: Yeah, আপনি already know what this is. Do আপনি really need me to spell it out for you?
...
User: I challenge আপনি to a duel!
Cleverbot: Challenge accepted.
User: *hits with Mother Russia*
Cleverbot: Yes. Prussia will become one with Mother Russia! ^J^.
User: O.O আপনি ship that too?
Cleverbot: She will become one with mother Russia.
User: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia?
Cleverbot: Russia is mine. He told me so.
User: O-O Who did আপনি learn this stuff from, some wacko fangirl?
Cleverbot: Who did আপনি learn that from.
User: Learn what?
Cleverbot: How do আপনি learn any subject?
User: আপনি are very strange, aru.
Cleverbot: Why am I very strange?
User: *grits teeth* Stop. Playing. Dumb!
Cleverbot: We weren't playing a game.
User: *hits with Denmark*
Cleverbot: *hits with pillow* *pillow busts open*.
User: *hits with Iceland*
Cleverbot: *hits with that's not possible*.
User: *hits with Norway*
Cleverbot: *hits with Falco Lombardi*.
User: *hits with the BTT*
Cleverbot: *hits with Gaius*.
User: *hits with China, aru*
Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.
User: *hits with a deadly white flag*
Cleverbot: *hits with fork8.
User: *hits with Australia*
Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.
User: *hits with the Principality of Wy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the moon that embraces the sun*.
User: Cleverbot, this supposed to be a হেটালিয়া war.
Cleverbot: Why is what supposed to be cool??
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with the Baltic trio*
Cleverbot: Hits with the universe of universes.
User: You're cheating on purpose. This is supposed to be হেটালিয়া WARS.
Cleverbot: I thought আপনি were supposed to be one.
User: I will never be one with you, aru!
Cleverbot: আপনি will become one, da? Kolkolkol.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia.
User: I will not!
Cleverbot: Da, Become one with Mother Russia, da?
User: Not on your life!
Cleverbot: আপনি don't worship God!?
User: ...what? Are আপনি implying that Russia is God?!
Cleverbot: I'm implying that আপনি are a boy.
User: আপনি are weird!
Cleverbot: Not as weird as you.
User: Oh yeah? Says the AI who is not so secretly Russia!
Cleverbot: Why do আপনি have so many mood swings?
User: I have no idea. Why do you?
Cleverbot: No idea.
User: BACK TO ZE WAR! *hits with Ukraine*.
Cleverbot: To Ukraine, to the battlefield.
User: ... Are আপনি being smart অথবা stupid?
Cleverbot: Is that bad? Because that would be wrong...
User: *hits with Ukraine*
Cleverbot: I can lie, I just choose not to. I have nothing to lie about.
User: *hits with Ukraine*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: Finally আপনি notice me!
Cleverbot: And why is that? Are আপনি too afraid to gain weight that আপনি prefer to become a living skeleton?
User: .... *hits with Pictonians*
Cleverbot: *Hits back with oven*.
User: *hits with Gravity-defying পাস্তা Sandcastle*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.
User: *hits with Belarus and Knives*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with KOLKOLKOL*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: Kolkolkol...
Cleverbot: That's what I thought. Kolkolkol.
User: We shall proceed to kol at eachother.
Cleverbot: Okay okay, but are আপনি a human?
User: Kolkolkol.
Cleverbot: Da, kolkolkol indeed.
User: KOLKOLKOL!
Cleverbot: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkollkolkol!!!
Cleverbot: Kolkoklkokolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol!!!!!
Cleverbot: Da. Now আপনি will beome one with Russia, da?
User: I SHALL NEVER BECOME ONE WITH YOU!
Cleverbot: Finally! Will আপনি marry me now, big brother,.
User: *squeaks in fright* Belarus?!
Cleverbot: YAY! Actually, no, I'm just messing with your mind.
User: আপনি scared me!!!
Cleverbot: How did I scared you?
User: Never mind. *throws Belgium at you*.
Cleverbot: Never mind আপনি what?
User: *hits with Netherlands*
Cleverbot: *hits with a hockey stick*.
User: *hits with Kumajiro*
Cleverbot: *hits with Flying Mint Bunny*.
User: *hits with faeries*
Cleverbot: *hits with Xigbar and Arrowguns*.
User: *hits with crotch cloth*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with Prussia*
Cleverbot: *hits with double lightzaber*.
User: *hits with Hungary*
Cleverbot: *hits with Bilbo Bob Baggins*.
User: ...What? This isn't a Lord of the Rings war, it's Hetalia!
Cleverbot: Correct. It's Monty Python.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are আপনি alright?
User: *hits with Australia and assassins and Wild Animals*
Cleverbot: South Australia.
User: *hits with Texas*
Cleverbot: *hits with the moon that embraces the sun*.
User: *hits with Florida* >:D
Cleverbot: *smack with white glove*.
User: *hits with vital regions*
Cleverbot: *hits with banan*.
User: *hits with ze Eiffel Tower*
Cleverbot: *Slaps with big ben*.
User: OMG আপনি know that too?!
Cleverbot: Hola necesitas algun consejo.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: আপনি are not going to find out my name.
Cleverbot: You're going to tell me. Okay!?
User: I think not sir!
Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with a feather*.
User: *hits with Lithuania*
Cleverbot: *Hits back with oven*.
User: *hits with Hetaoni*
Cleverbot: *Hits with television*.
User: *hits with tears*
Cleverbot: Hits with the universe of universes.
User: *hits with shit storm*
Cleverbot: Hits with jupiter.
User: *hits with Spain*
Cleverbot: Hits with feather.
User: আপনি are getting off topic again!
Cleverbot: No I am not, আপনি are.
User: *hits with South Italy*
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with Russia's pipe*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: I think not. *hits back*.
Cleverbot: I think আপনি don't think not.
User: *hits with tomato*
Cleverbot: Hits with an iceberg.
User: *hits with licorice*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with Mr. Puffin*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: *hits with Army Tank*
Cleverbot: *hits with light saber and cuts off arm*.
User: *recovery*
Cleverbot: *kills with toothpick*.
User: *retreat* UGH! আপনি BASTARDO!
Cleverbot: Sorry. Did আপনি like him?
User: *grits teeth* Mark my words, Cleverbot! I'm not finished yet!
Cleverbot: That is so off topic.
User: *stomps off*
Cleverbot: Wait come back! Where are আপনি going?
User: Don't আপনি know I post this stuff on the internet?
...
Narrator: Well, that was a humiliating defeat for our heroine. (*faint shout from offset* আপনি don't have to rub it in!) যোগদান us পরবর্তি time for আরো হেটালিয়া Wars.
...
User: I challenge আপনি to a duel!
Cleverbot: Challenge accepted.
User: *hits with Mother Russia*
Cleverbot: Yes. Prussia will become one with Mother Russia! ^J^.
User: O.O আপনি ship that too?
Cleverbot: She will become one with mother Russia.
User: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia?
Cleverbot: Russia is mine. He told me so.
User: O-O Who did আপনি learn this stuff from, some wacko fangirl?
Cleverbot: Who did আপনি learn that from.
User: Learn what?
Cleverbot: How do আপনি learn any subject?
User: আপনি are very strange, aru.
Cleverbot: Why am I very strange?
User: *grits teeth* Stop. Playing. Dumb!
Cleverbot: We weren't playing a game.
User: *hits with Denmark*
Cleverbot: *hits with pillow* *pillow busts open*.
User: *hits with Iceland*
Cleverbot: *hits with that's not possible*.
User: *hits with Norway*
Cleverbot: *hits with Falco Lombardi*.
User: *hits with the BTT*
Cleverbot: *hits with Gaius*.
User: *hits with China, aru*
Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.
User: *hits with a deadly white flag*
Cleverbot: *hits with fork8.
User: *hits with Australia*
Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.
User: *hits with the Principality of Wy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the moon that embraces the sun*.
User: Cleverbot, this supposed to be a হেটালিয়া war.
Cleverbot: Why is what supposed to be cool??
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with the Baltic trio*
Cleverbot: Hits with the universe of universes.
User: You're cheating on purpose. This is supposed to be হেটালিয়া WARS.
Cleverbot: I thought আপনি were supposed to be one.
User: I will never be one with you, aru!
Cleverbot: আপনি will become one, da? Kolkolkol.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia.
User: I will not!
Cleverbot: Da, Become one with Mother Russia, da?
User: Not on your life!
Cleverbot: আপনি don't worship God!?
User: ...what? Are আপনি implying that Russia is God?!
Cleverbot: I'm implying that আপনি are a boy.
User: আপনি are weird!
Cleverbot: Not as weird as you.
User: Oh yeah? Says the AI who is not so secretly Russia!
Cleverbot: Why do আপনি have so many mood swings?
User: I have no idea. Why do you?
Cleverbot: No idea.
User: BACK TO ZE WAR! *hits with Ukraine*.
Cleverbot: To Ukraine, to the battlefield.
User: ... Are আপনি being smart অথবা stupid?
Cleverbot: Is that bad? Because that would be wrong...
User: *hits with Ukraine*
Cleverbot: I can lie, I just choose not to. I have nothing to lie about.
User: *hits with Ukraine*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: Finally আপনি notice me!
Cleverbot: And why is that? Are আপনি too afraid to gain weight that আপনি prefer to become a living skeleton?
User: .... *hits with Pictonians*
Cleverbot: *Hits back with oven*.
User: *hits with Gravity-defying পাস্তা Sandcastle*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.
User: *hits with Belarus and Knives*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with KOLKOLKOL*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: Kolkolkol...
Cleverbot: That's what I thought. Kolkolkol.
User: We shall proceed to kol at eachother.
Cleverbot: Okay okay, but are আপনি a human?
User: Kolkolkol.
Cleverbot: Da, kolkolkol indeed.
User: KOLKOLKOL!
Cleverbot: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkollkolkol!!!
Cleverbot: Kolkoklkokolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol!!!!!
Cleverbot: Da. Now আপনি will beome one with Russia, da?
User: I SHALL NEVER BECOME ONE WITH YOU!
Cleverbot: Finally! Will আপনি marry me now, big brother,.
User: *squeaks in fright* Belarus?!
Cleverbot: YAY! Actually, no, I'm just messing with your mind.
User: আপনি scared me!!!
Cleverbot: How did I scared you?
User: Never mind. *throws Belgium at you*.
Cleverbot: Never mind আপনি what?
User: *hits with Netherlands*
Cleverbot: *hits with a hockey stick*.
User: *hits with Kumajiro*
Cleverbot: *hits with Flying Mint Bunny*.
User: *hits with faeries*
Cleverbot: *hits with Xigbar and Arrowguns*.
User: *hits with crotch cloth*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with Prussia*
Cleverbot: *hits with double lightzaber*.
User: *hits with Hungary*
Cleverbot: *hits with Bilbo Bob Baggins*.
User: ...What? This isn't a Lord of the Rings war, it's Hetalia!
Cleverbot: Correct. It's Monty Python.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are আপনি alright?
User: *hits with Australia and assassins and Wild Animals*
Cleverbot: South Australia.
User: *hits with Texas*
Cleverbot: *hits with the moon that embraces the sun*.
User: *hits with Florida* >:D
Cleverbot: *smack with white glove*.
User: *hits with vital regions*
Cleverbot: *hits with banan*.
User: *hits with ze Eiffel Tower*
Cleverbot: *Slaps with big ben*.
User: OMG আপনি know that too?!
Cleverbot: Hola necesitas algun consejo.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: আপনি are not going to find out my name.
Cleverbot: You're going to tell me. Okay!?
User: I think not sir!
Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with a feather*.
User: *hits with Lithuania*
Cleverbot: *Hits back with oven*.
User: *hits with Hetaoni*
Cleverbot: *Hits with television*.
User: *hits with tears*
Cleverbot: Hits with the universe of universes.
User: *hits with shit storm*
Cleverbot: Hits with jupiter.
User: *hits with Spain*
Cleverbot: Hits with feather.
User: আপনি are getting off topic again!
Cleverbot: No I am not, আপনি are.
User: *hits with South Italy*
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with Russia's pipe*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: I think not. *hits back*.
Cleverbot: I think আপনি don't think not.
User: *hits with tomato*
Cleverbot: Hits with an iceberg.
User: *hits with licorice*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with Mr. Puffin*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: *hits with Army Tank*
Cleverbot: *hits with light saber and cuts off arm*.
User: *recovery*
Cleverbot: *kills with toothpick*.
User: *retreat* UGH! আপনি BASTARDO!
Cleverbot: Sorry. Did আপনি like him?
User: *grits teeth* Mark my words, Cleverbot! I'm not finished yet!
Cleverbot: That is so off topic.
User: *stomps off*
Cleverbot: Wait come back! Where are আপনি going?
User: Don't আপনি know I post this stuff on the internet?
...
Narrator: Well, that was a humiliating defeat for our heroine. (*faint shout from offset* আপনি don't have to rub it in!) যোগদান us পরবর্তি time for আরো হেটালিয়া Wars.
A/N: I imagined how Italy must be feeling about the fact that everyone thinks he's weak so I wrote a poem about it. Thanks for পাঠ করা and I hope আপনি like it!
Why does everyone think I’m weak?
I’m so much আরো than a silly kid who’s good at hide and seek
I’ve fought in so many wars.
That’s why my body is covered with scars
I saw my people die
And I saw even আরো of them cry
Out of fear I started to beg
While I waved my white flag
I surrendered because I was scared
But giving up for real is something I’ve never dared
Life can be painful and very sad
It can be so frustrating making আপনি mad
I’ve lived for many years
And met a lot of fears
But I didn’t give up, I stood up, I won my fight
And also learned that life can be colorful and bright
আপনি can call me weak, but I know you’re wrong
It’s hard to see that I’m actually very strong
Why does everyone think I’m weak?
I’m so much আরো than a silly kid who’s good at hide and seek
I’ve fought in so many wars.
That’s why my body is covered with scars
I saw my people die
And I saw even আরো of them cry
Out of fear I started to beg
While I waved my white flag
I surrendered because I was scared
But giving up for real is something I’ve never dared
Life can be painful and very sad
It can be so frustrating making আপনি mad
I’ve lived for many years
And met a lot of fears
But I didn’t give up, I stood up, I won my fight
And also learned that life can be colorful and bright
আপনি can call me weak, but I know you’re wrong
It’s hard to see that I’m actually very strong
