Knock knock? Who's there? You Know. You-Know-Who? That's right!Avada Kedavra!
How do আপনি keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand? Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, ফ্রেড and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand? Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand? None, now আপনি see thats why he's called the DARK lord.