Get caller I.D. Saves you alot of trouble.
WARNING:This is just some stupid joke প্রবন্ধ which আপনি really should not waste your time on.
Over the years I have seen countless horror movies. Everything from "Nightmare On Elm Street" to "Child's Play." From "IT" to "The Exorcist" And so on and so forth. If আপনি don't wanna sit through a 2 ঘন্টা flim here are the main points আপনি might pick up in a horror movie.
1)Don't take your eyes off a murder. They সরানো at the speed of light.
2)Just cause it's small doesn't mean its not deadly.
3)Yell "Help" all আপনি want. No one will save you.
4)Girls never wear bras in horror movies. It just isn't done.
5)Never investigate strange noises.
6)When people say don't go into the creepy,old,cursed house. আপনি probably shouldn't go in.
7)If some one has died there it is most likely not a good place to raise children.
8)It is a not a very good idea to বিভক্ত করা up.
9)Never go to a camp they have bugs,murders and flesh eating viriuses.
10)The পরবর্তি time আপনি hear about a "Cool party" আপনি might wanna skip it.
11)Always listen to the crazy ones. They are usually right.
12)Get caller I.D. Saves আপনি alot of trouble.
13)Don't shoot the dead. Your wasting your time
14)If your car breaks down.Don't ask for help in the small deserted village....it usual isn't deserted at all.
15)Don't mess with the kids
16)It's always the quiet ones
17)I don't care how hot they are আপনি should probably keep it in your pants.
18)Get over your missing বন্ধু and run!
19)Indian barrial grounds=Dont' touch!
20)If আপনি aren't dead yet you'll probably make it into the পরবর্তি 7 sequels.
Yeah that was completely dumb and pointless but I felt it was worth posting.
If your car breaks down.Don't ask for help in the small deserted village....it usual isn't deserted at all.