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so, guys... While I'm weeping here, tear stained from the STUPID spoilers (and I'm NOT watching the season premiere!!!!)
I decided to post this প্রবন্ধ on here, cause I had it in my ডেস্ক for a while XDDDDD
so, hope আপনি enjoy it XD



Why did the chicken ক্রুশ the road?

House: The chicken crossed the road because it had some weird illness it got while being shipped from Bahamas to US and it messed up it's brain.
Of course, maybe the chicken didn't ক্রুশ the road, maybe I just hallucinated that.


Cuddy: The chicken crossed the road because House didn't want to do his clinic duty and it had to take care of the little baby chicken at home, and it couldn't stop him from doing so অথবা terrorize him cause the chicken had hots for House...
And the chicken is
SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!!


Chase: The chicken crossed the road cause they were giving free Pantene samples on the other side of the road.

Foreman: Ok, the chicken crossed the road. I get it. Can we get back to the patient?

13: The chicken didn't ক্রুশ the road. It stayed in between cause it couldn't decide which side it preferred

Taub: Because it saw its প্রণয় mate on the other side. The প্রণয় like that should fly free

Wilson: I don't know why chicken crossed the road. I can't be a psychiatrist for everyone!!!
Why does everyone wants an answer from me???


Cameron: The chicken crossed the road cause it was a nice thing to do

Rachel: Gugugaga (cause it's yellow)

Lord Duckington the 8. : *_* (God damn, that chicken is hot!)

Vogler: Was the chicken having sex with Dr. House? But it did, once, right?

Tritter: The chicken crossed the road? I need to arrest it!!!

Hector: Woof (The chicken? Where? Where? Lemme have it!! Lemme at it!!)

Houseaholic: The chicken crossed the road cause it wanted to kill himself because it couldn't stand the damn spoilers anymore!!!

A Huddy: The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to protest against কূল *brings the saw*

A Hameron shipper: Because Cameron got married *cries

Ausiello: Spoiler alert!! You'll find out why chicken crossed the road in season 6!

David Shore: The chicken crossed the road because I made it ক্রুশ the road

Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road cause I made out with Hugh

Hugh: Clarify

Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road because I made out with Hugh on camera





So, thanks for reading
*cries আরো cause of the spoilers*

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I don't know if any of আপনি have been watching the last episode of the Simpsons (Season 21 Episode 19) but there was a reference to House. AGAIN.

The Simpsons bought a big windmill to get the electricity from it. But the wind didn't blow continously so Bart climbed up and he propelled it with his hand. It was pretty exhausting so he asked Lisa when can he stop it. Lisa was watching TV: a man with stubble, grey hair, in front of a white board! :D
Lisa's answer was:
"Ugh, Bart, please! I'm trying to hear Dr. House's third incorrect diagnosis before his final correct diagnosis!"

That cracked me up! :D :D :D
Well, it is time for another interview and আপনি guys chose the lovely Olivine to be this rounds victim... uh... I mean, honoured interviewee! So gather around children and immerse yourself in the world of Olivine ~




Introduce yourself!
Hi, I’m Cami, 21 years old and I study biology^^ I’m actually pretty shy, I প্রণয় to laugh and when I drink cola I get really crazy, which is fun. I guess. :p

How did আপনি find ফ্যানপপ and why did আপনি join?
I was looking for Huddy pictures and I found one on ফ্যানপপ – that’s how I found fanpop. One অথবা two weeks later I decided to যোগদান – I’m not sure why.

What...
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Some months go দ্বারা and Lisa is huge. She is eight months pregnant and her belly now is really, really big. One morning they wake up. She doesn't have to go to work and House has taken a few days off to take care of her.
He opens his eyes and yawns. ‘Hey... how are you?’
‘I feel good. Like last days, about to explode.’ She chuckles. ‘No, seriously, I'm good. And how are you?’
‘I'm fine... anxious to see our son's face...’
‘We just have to wait a couple of weeks for that.’
House smiles at her. ‘I প্রণয় you...’
They are still lying on বিছানা and she holds his hand. ‘I প্রণয় আপনি too.’...
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Everyone has known Greg House as the brilliant but misanthropic and narcissistic doctor who has anti-social behaviour and treats human life as a simple puzzle that needs to be solved disociating himself from any kind of human emotion with the exception of pain which ironically is the most human emotion. In this article, I'm going to try explain how House displays two opposing characteristics of his personality throughout the episode, his "divine" and his human side দ্বারা paralleling House with John Milton's two main characters in "Paradise Lost".


House as "Satan"
"Paradise Lost" tells the story...
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House was in his inner office. All blinds were shut, and the door to the outer office was locked. He didn’t want to be bothered. He was looking at the white board, in which were written symptoms that didn’t make any sense. That case was being really difficult and stressful. And for the worst, He and Cuddy had broken up from a relationship of 8 অথবা 9 months, he didn’t know this things, but he new that it was long enough for him to fall in love, and now… all had been parted. Had been parted in the worst and painful, and cruel way… Betrayal. That was all the gossips were about in the...
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The sun finally broke out from the dark night that crept through the night of New Jersey. The rain was over but droplets were still hanging from a leaf to another.
People from each প্রথমপাতা were starting to wake up as House found himself seated on the bed, with his back against the headboard while পাঠ করা the daily newspaper and a cup of coffee was waiting to be emptied on the nightstand. His legs were still under the messy sheets but one could tell he had them piled on শীর্ষ of the other. He took his cup before taking a quick sip and Cuddy came out of the bathroom that caught his attention. They...
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The sun broke on the callous window frame, dazing the solemn grey-green room. An কমলা lamp danced with the shadows of objects half within its reach. House’s eyes dilated as the opened to the brilliance. His naked arm ran across the tip of his forehead as he adjusted to the light. Turning his body, he rolled slightly to the left, finding his eyes searching the মহাকাশ পরবর্তি to him. Seeing nothing but the wrinkles of his sheets, his eyes dashed; creating an awe look in his eyes that his mouth followed in suit. No one else was in the room.

Cuddy’s fingertips ran across through his hair, grasping...
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Shed tears for Lawrence Kutner né Choudhurry, sure, but don't feel bad for Kal Penn. Although his character has been written off of Fox's House, it was at his request — and for a very good reason. Penn soon will be setting up ভান্দার across the রাস্তা from the White House, in the Old Executive Office Building.

"I was incredibly honored a couple of months পূর্বে to get the opportunity to go work in the White House," Penn told EW.com the night that Kutner was killed off of House . "I got to know the President and some of the staff during the campaign and had expressed interest in working there, so...
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