To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over দ্বারা a Reindeer"

Greg House got run over দ্বারা a reindeer
limpin' প্রথমপাতা from Cuddy's house বড়দিন eve. Wink Wink
আপনি can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much vodka.
And Cuddy begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his Vicodin,
and he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him বড়দিন mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

Greg House got run over দ্বারা a reindeer,
limpin' প্রথমপাতা from Cuddy's house বড়দিন eve. Wink Wink
আপনি can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Cuddy.
She's been takin' this so well.
See her in there watchin' her soaps,
drinkin' and playin' cards with Nurse Brenda.

It's not বড়দিন without Greg.
All the team dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts অথবা send them back?
(Open them up)

Greg House got run over দ্বারা a reindeer,
limpin' প্রথমপাতা from Cuddy's house বড়দিন eve. Wink Wink
আপনি can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.

Now the রাজহংসী is on the table.
And the পুডিং made of band.
And a black and brown candle,
that would just have matched the cane in House's hand.

I've warned all my বন্ধু and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Greg House got run over দ্বারা a reindeer,
limpin' প্রথমপাতা from Cuddy's house, বড়দিন eve. Wink Wink
আপনি can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.
(Sing it Wilson!)

Greg House got run over দ্বারা a reindeer,
limpin' প্রথমপাতা from Cuddy's house, বড়দিন eve. WINK WINK!
আপনি can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.
And He's a J.E.W!

Merry Christmas