Ever wondered exactly what is going on in House’s head? What’s actually making him be a jerk?
Some say that he is simply a jerk but I beg to differ. Someone is not born being a jerk, they are either made that way due to life experiences অথবা a mental disorder. In the fourth episode of the 3rd season “Lines in the Sand” House treats an autistic patient. Wilson begins to wonder why House wants to treat this autistic boy and comes to the conclusion that House may suffer from Asperger Syndrome a type of autism that causes difficulties in social interaction, restricted and repetitive patterns...

Found this তালিকা somewhere awhile পূর্বে and I had পোষ্ট হয়েছে it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in প্রণয় with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: আপনি should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. আপনি don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a...

First of all I'd like to thank my new beta,link, for পাঠ করা and fixing my লেখা since my English has been proven a little defected. Thank you!

Second I'd like to thank আপনি guys who is still there পাঠ করা this sort of lunatic and weird story. Thanks! Hope আপনি like this chapter and sorry for the late.

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Part IV

Coldness, darkness, moisture, … and a damn drop falling from the roof right পরবর্তি the old and crank বিছানা inside that small and claustrophobic cell. The pain was extreme, three days without those useless meds were enough to multiply the pain a billion times. That terrible smell, what the...

This is a very long section. As always please comment, let me know if আপনি would like me to continue to part 2.
The পরবর্তি ten মিনিট felt like a blur, a surreal blur in which everything seemed to go so fast yet so slow. House broke every traffic law in the book on the way there and parked in an অ্যাম্বুলেন্স bay. If Cuddy made it through this she would have his head for that. As soon as the car came to a stop Sarah flew out of the car so fast she tripped over her own feet. Luckily she regained her footing and did not drop Cuddy whom she was carrying.
“I’ll take her, go take care of yourself,”...

"House M.D.: The Jerk (#3.23)" (2007)
Dr. Robert Chase: [while giving Nate mushrooms] Nate, how's the pain?
Nate: Hey, it's Skippy, the গুল্ম kangaroo!
Dr. Robert Chase: Your head, Nate. We need to know how the pain is.
Nate: What I got here is the opposite of pain.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That means you're suffering from cluster headaches which means hopefully...
[Nate looks at Cameron]
Nate: [laughs] Man, you're hot!
[turns to Chase]
Nate: She's making me horny.
Dr. Robert Chase: Deal with it.
Nate: Hey, hey, hey, hey. আপনি can't get me stoned then not close the deal.
Dr. Robert Chase: [under his breath]...

i thought i might keep writing...im in the mood for it...so here's part 17...






They arrived back in New Jersey worn out and tired. Their flight had been delayed an ঘন্টা due to a communication equipment malfunction. So, when they arrived they didn't hesitate to grab their bags and rush through customs before hopping into a cab that would take them to their seperate houses and their miserable, seperate lives.
The trip in the cab seemed endless and it was spent in complete silence; both Greg and Lisa savouring their final moments together and the wonderful memories that they'd created.
It didn't take...

“If আপনি want to change your life, do something, don’t believe your rationalizations, lock yourself up, and pretend you’re happy.”


A very profound statement laced with irony. I had started লেখা this প্রবন্ধ as a review on this week’s House episode, “The Itch” but upon লেখা it I stumbled upon something I much preferred to write about. Now I realize this whole thought pattern I have here might be me পাঠ করা far too much into a TV show, অথবা maybe my very in-depth study of Dubliners (James Joyce) in English class right now, that deals with the theme of paralysis, might be to blame...

He’s প্রথমপাতা alone this evening. Wilson is still working, so it’s basically the usual bachelor plan: Chinese take out, some drinks, TV and Vicodin, followed দ্বারা laying on his sofa for hours, almost falling asleep, but not really.

He’s in the middle of opening a box of noodles, when a knock interrupts him.

“Someone better be dying!” He screams loudly in the direction of the door. He sighs and limps over to his cane, walking over to it. It’s a big surprise to see Cuddy standing there, looking nervous.
House opens the door suspiciously, “What are আপনি doing here?” He asks, realizing...

Since the beginning of season 4 of 'House MD', অনুরাগী and টেলিভিশন critics alike have been questioning the show's story structure and direction. There have been some significant changes to the show's cast, character development and episode structure. Some of these changes were well-received, while others still anger fans. Here, I want to assess some of these issues, with the aim of defending and promoting critical analysis of a প্রদর্শনী that many অনুরাগী are now abandoning.


The Spring Clean of Season 4

At the end of season 3, Chase, Cameron and Foreman were removed from the main cast, and season 4...

If Dr. Gregory House, MD lives in my country, he’ll surely be labeled as “Torpe” দ্বারা the people. Torpe, pronounce as “tor-pe”, refers to a male person who is basically much in প্রণয় with another person but loses his nerve whenever he feels like admitting his real প্রণয় to the one he admires the most even though the girl/woman already knew what he feels. 
I happened to notice how “torpe” he is during the last scenes of House in “The Itch” and “Last Resort”. He could have walk right through Cuddy’s door that evening, could have say “yes, I want a relationship with you”...

1. আপনি sit in front of the টেলিভিশন watching a প্রদর্শনী আপনি hate for hours just waiting to see the advert for the পরবর্তি episode is on.
2. আপনি scream every time আপনি see the advert.
3. When আপনি see a [H]ouse DVD at the shops আপনি run towards it even though আপনি have it at home.
4. আপনি manage to turn every conversation into one about [H]ouse.
5. Every time আপনি see the word [H]ouse আপনি scream.
6. আপনি go to the hospital in hope to see অথবা meet a doctor with the same name as someone on [H]ouse.
7. আপনি know the শিরোনাম of every episode in order দ্বারা heart.
8. আপনি know the diagnosis at the end of every episode.
9....

**Spoiler Alert***
This is just a general outline of what I believe to be the best episodes of House. Went into a lot of detail with the best ones, not so much with others. * means best episode of that season, and ** means best episode period.

Season 1

“Everybody Lies”
How it all started, this episode gives আপনি a general idea of what the cast is like, not to mention House’s prickly bedside manner and his reasons for hiring Cameron, Foreman, and Chase.

“The Socratic Method”
One of the most interesting patients that House treats, Lucy Palmero is a supposed scyzophrenic who came to critical...

[Shot of squash court, two girls, best friends, playing against each other. After the game, shot of changing room, they are just about to leave.]

Anna (1st girl): I’ll see আপনি tomorrow. Give আপনি another thrashing.

Leah (2nd girl): Yeah, we’ll see about that! (laughs) Need a lift?

Anna: No, I’ll walk home.

Leah: OK. Bye

Anna: Bye

[Both girls leave at the same time. Leah gets in her car and drives off. Anna is walking in the same direction. Shot of her heart, beating normally. Shot of her walking. Another shot of her heart, now beating erratically. Shot of her vomiting, then collapsing.]

Credits...

FIRST LOOK AT SPINE
First look at the upcoming unofficial House MD game made দ্বারা caramelmilk and reminisce.


Characters
The main playable characters will be House, Cuddy, Wilson and Sam.
The characters have customized armor and weapons. Cuddy and Sam, for example, have a bra that protects them against enemies, whereas House and Wilson have boxers.
Certain weapons and special items can only be used দ্বারা specific characters, for example, House can’t use Wilson’s Lord Duckington অথবা teddy bear. House is also the only character who refuses to wear a lab coat.
The creative thinkers are still discussing...

Some months go দ্বারা and Lisa is huge. She is eight months pregnant and her belly now is really, really big. One morning they wake up. She doesn't have to go to work and House has taken a few days off to take care of her.
He opens his eyes and yawns. ‘Hey... how are you?’
‘I feel good. Like last days, about to explode.’ She chuckles. ‘No, seriously, I'm good. And how are you?’
‘I'm fine... anxious to see our son's face...’
‘We just have to wait a couple of weeks for that.’
House smiles at her. ‘I প্রণয় you...’
They are still lying on বিছানা and she holds his hand. ‘I প্রণয় আপনি too.’...

Title: Used
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: House/Wilson FS, House/Cuddy FS, eventual Wilson/OFC and possible House/Cuddy
Warnings: non-con, violence, disturing images, sexual content and mild language
Summary: House endures his worst nightmare. As he struggles through the most traumatic experience of his life, will his বন্ধু be able to help him get through it? Can they deal with it? Can he?




A/N: Hi, all :) This is my first post here, and I'm not sure who all is here that I may already know. I'm interesting in making new বন্ধু who also enjoy House fanfiction...

My লেখা tends to be dark and angsty...hope...

Once again an amazing episode.

The first time I watched this episode, I didn’t think too much of it. But now after re-watching it several times, I realize how amazing this episode is, it is defiantly one of my শীর্ষ episodes of season 1.

Through out this whole episode Hugh's অভিনয় was fabulous, absolutely flawless.
The pain and emotions he portrayed through out this episode took the viewer on an emotional rollercoaster, I found myself on the verge of tears আরো then once.

The scene where House smashed his hand was beyond amazing, আপনি could really see and feel the pain he was going through at that...

Lisa gets প্রথমপাতা and after having ডিনার and a ঝরনা she is really tired and goes to bed. It feels strange to have the whole বিছানা for her; anyway she falls asleep very quickly.
House spends the whole night moving from one place to another and running a lot of tests with his team. It's been a long দিন and he finally goes home. When he gets there it's early yet. House tries not to make much noise and has a shower. After that, he goes to বিছানা and lies পরবর্তি to Lisa. Some মিনিট later, she starts to open her eyes and sees him sleepy.
‘You haven't waked me up...’
‘You haven't tucked me in either......