1. আপনি sit in front of the টেলিভিশন watching a প্রদর্শনী আপনি hate for hours just waiting to see the advert for the পরবর্তি episode is on.
2. আপনি scream every time আপনি see the advert.
3. When আপনি see a [H]ouse DVD at the shops আপনি run towards it even though আপনি have it at home.
4. আপনি manage to turn every conversation into one about [H]ouse.
5. Every time আপনি see the word [H]ouse আপনি scream.
6. আপনি go to the hospital in hope to see অথবা meet a doctor with the same name as someone on [H]ouse.
7. আপনি know the শিরোনাম of every episode in order দ্বারা heart.
8. আপনি know the diagnosis at the end of every episode.
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