Zar: we're going to..... Hogwarts?

Kaita: oh come on! It'll be fun! And I heard that the most famous wizard ever went here!

Xerrin: Merlin?

Kaita: No! Harry Potter!

Zar: And....I don't care. We're Irkens. We can just blow shit up. Why do we need magic?

Xerrin: Yeah. And how did we even get accepted here? Dont you need to be a, you know, WIZARD to go to a
School full of WIZARDS.

Kaita: I made a little switch with the head master. It's kind of like a foreign exchange program. A few people from Irk come to Hogwarts and a few students from Hogwarts go to Irk.

Zar: Those students are gonna get murdered on Irk, you know that?

Kaita: *sigh* I know....but it was the only way we were allowed to get in so...

Zar: Fine. Whatever. Let's just go...*about to walk*

Kaita: WAIT! YOU GUYS NEED ROBES!

Zar: What?

Xerrin: I'm not wearing a nerd robe....

Kaita: Just put these on!

Zar & Xerrin: Ugh. *Puts on robes*

Zar: Wait a second. Why do I have to wear the really long robe that touches my feet and you get the short one that JUST goes up to your ass?

Kaita: Because I can work a short robe. You have big thighs so it just wouldn't work!

Zar: *under her breath* I hate that dumb bitch....

Xerrin: She DOES look pretty hot in that robe.

Zar: Shut up, Xerrin.

Moon: *has on a cute purple robe*
Jacob: *has a red robe on the touches the ground* I feel like im wearing a dress... -_-"
Shigure: *wears a robe with the top open showing his abs*

lin: hogwarts?! yaaaaaaay i love hogwarts!!!!!

ida: fool you love everything -_-'''

molly: :3 i have a wart on my-

ida: shut up molly not now

molly: meep ._.

Spoon: *has on a smexy short robe* Moon I cant wait to meet other students!
Moon: ME TOO! Also cant wait to blow up things!!
Jacob: SHIT! I left my cellphone at home! *facepalms*

Rubii: *Has a beautiful grey robe on*
-_-
Jaquel: *Has sexy violet robe on*
Hmm lets do magic!:3

Rubix: *Has red robe on* Uhhh' what?

Stickly: Wait, how did Kaita talk to the head master if he's DEAD?!

ETIR: Beats me. (Reading a magazine)

Stickly: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR HAND THAT YOU'RE READING?!

ETIR: Dunno. Magic?

fluke: has sexy glasses on and a fake scar on his head*
hey wheres spoon?

zag: wait you remind me of someone....

fluke: who?

zag:....hmmmm im not quite sure.....hm

fluke i dont have time for this im gonna go find my wife

zag: oh! i remember ronald weasly!!!

fluke: ? whos that bitch?

zag: i dunno random names just pop in my head....

Stickly: (sees everyone in colorful robes) HEY! >:( Thats not uniform! Dumbledore would be dissaponted >:( (Puts on black Ravenclaw robe) ^^ This is uniform

lin: hi sticky!!! *hugs* i like totally miss you ^^

ida:.....man! im bored!!! *sips tea*

lin: i never knew you drank tea

ida: dude were in a british movie and as much as i hate britains i love tea thats one thing the english got right

lin:.....

ida: go hug "sticks" *walks away*

lin: okay :3 *continues to hug sticky* x3

Moon: Hey Stickley! *pats his head* How u doin buddeh? *sits on Sticklys head*

Rubii: Well Stickly say this is not uniform well let me put what stickly has ^^ *Puts on Ravenclaw robe*
Rubix and Jaquel: *Put on Ravenclaw robe too*Well there.

(I'm not sure who the headmaster is now but since Dumbeldore and Snape died, there HAS to be a new headmaster by now)

Xerrin: So since we are all "foreign exchange students" I'm guessing we all have the same classes.

Kaita: Well yes. But no. We all have the same classes just at different schedules. It depends on what house we are in. We will get our schedules later.

Zar: I know a lot about this school. While you guys were worrying about the colors of your robes, I have been reading up on information about Hogwarts.

Kaita: Cool! Wait, why is everyone wearing Ravenclaw robes?

Zar: Do these fools know nothing? You can't just pick what house you want to be in! You have to get chosen from the Sorting Hat! You either get put in Ravenclaw, Slytherin, Gryffindor, or Hufflepuff.

Xerrin: Okay well can we get this ceremony thing started?

*Ceremony Begins*

Kaita:(Goes up to the stand and the Sorting Hat goes on her head)

Sorting Hat: (Almost immediately says:) GRYFFINDOR!

Kaita: (Slightly smiles and puts on the Gryffindor robe)

Xerrin: (Goes up to the stand and the Sorting Hat goes on his head)

Sorting Hat: (Hesitates) HUFFLEPUFF

Xerrin: (Angrily mumbles to himself and puts on the Hufflepuff robe)

Zar: (Goes up to the stand and the Sorting Hat goes on her head)

Sorting Hat: (Thinks for a while and finally says) GRYFFINDOR!

Zar: (Puts on the Gryffindor robe)

Kaita: YAY! You're with me!

Zar: Whatever. I'm just glad that I'm in the same house as some of the greatest wizards....

Kaita: So our classes are: Charms, transfiguration, defense against the dark arts, herbology, potions, astronomy, history of magic, and flying.

Xerrin: At least I have the same classes as you guys. And what the HELL is a Hufflepuff?

Zar: Well actually it's-

Kaita: (Cuts her off) Come on, lets check out our rooms.

Stickly: There's a person on my head... 0_0

Moon: *cuddles Sticklys head* So soft ^-^

lin: im in gryfindor sissy!!! what are you in?

ida: slyverin

lin:...not surprised

fluke: me ethier...

ida: well mr smarty pants who did you get?

fluke: ravenclaw i hope spoons in it :3

lin: zaggy rosey who you get?

zag: yours im in gryfindor wit you and zar ^^

rose: *twidles fingers* oh um...im in hufflepuff...

ing: i am too yay!!! *hugs rose*

rose: ^^

kid: im in slyverin....why? im not mean or bad like little ms pants on fire * points to ida*

ida: -_-'''

klad: oooh im in ravenclaw too flukey!!!

kid: no fair i wanna be with bubby!!!!

klad: sorry sis

lucius: im in ravenclaw too....

klad: sweet ^///^

rose: good job lucius im proud of you baby brother

lucius: me too...

kitten: me and molly are in hufflepuff...

molly: yaaaaaaaay *licks kittens head* ewww you taste like cat litter 0_o

kitten: i hate you -.-

molly: good thing im planning to kill you

all: 0_0 what?

molly: oh i meant kill that guy over there he looks tasty *licks lips*

ing: *pets star* im bringing star in my room!!!

star: *licks ings face*

lin: well...good luck everyone i hate to face all of you but in our hearts we'll always be friends....

rose: oh linny! *hugs her and cries* im gonna miss you too!!!!

lin: BE STRONG MY DEAR FOR ALL OF US!!!!

ida: can i go now -____-'''

Spoon: Im in ravenclaw! :3

fluke: *squeals like a girl* eeeep!!!!

Rubii:Raven claw!:3

Rubix: *Walks to look for magic books*

Jaquel: Raven claw....-_-

lin: *plays with her wand* hehe this is fun ^^

molly: *rusty turns into a wand* lol rusty knows best ^^

lin: whats up with ur knife? like why does it always transform?

molly: cause rusty is a powerful weapon given to me by the demon poeple from down below >:)

* an explosion comes out of nowhere*

ida: what was that!?

*lins wand sizzles* lin: ....oops sorry :)

ida: guess that goes to show you dont play with ur wand....

lin: *GIGGLES*

Tekki: *walks in holding ishta's hand* aren't you glad we both got Raven claw? *giggles*

Ishta: *silence*

tekki: well at least we get to wear the hot robes.