JH.

"Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice."

"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."

"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a খাবার group."

"I'm a virgin. I just wanted আপনি to know, in case ... I just wanted আপনি to know."

"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would আপনি take romantic উপদেশ from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"

"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help আপনি for once."

"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."

"There is no আরো hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No আরো Nairtinis, no আরো headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"