Over the years, Johnny Knoxville has uttered some weird and wonderful things. Here is a collection of bizarre উদ্ধৃতি from the hilariously wise man.
"I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then."
Scott Potasnik: "You guys are gonna hate me an ঘন্টা from now."
Johnny Knoxville: "We hate আপনি already."
[after taking a fall] "My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that."
"If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole."
"I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?"
"Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass."
"I don't want to die, but I don't mind taking a few slams for the kids."
[arguing with a parrot] "Don't tell me to fuck off, say "Jackass"."
"I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea."
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm about to get hit দ্বারা a car real soon!"
"You're the crappiest human bowling ball I ever saw in my whole life!"
"Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little."
"So, we've driven an ঘন্টা north from Miami to Boca Raton, believe it অথবা not, to film Steve-O jump into nine days worth of হাতি poo."
"I just প্রণয় that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't."
[to a cow] "Hi sweetie, I'm gonna inseminate আপনি artificially... maybe for real if আপনি play your cards right."
"There's no such thing as a pretty good gator wrestler."
"It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."
"I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then."
Scott Potasnik: "You guys are gonna hate me an ঘন্টা from now."
Johnny Knoxville: "We hate আপনি already."
[after taking a fall] "My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that."
"If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole."
"I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?"
"Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass."
"I don't want to die, but I don't mind taking a few slams for the kids."
[arguing with a parrot] "Don't tell me to fuck off, say "Jackass"."
"I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea."
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm about to get hit দ্বারা a car real soon!"
"You're the crappiest human bowling ball I ever saw in my whole life!"
"Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little."
"So, we've driven an ঘন্টা north from Miami to Boca Raton, believe it অথবা not, to film Steve-O jump into nine days worth of হাতি poo."
"I just প্রণয় that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't."
[to a cow] "Hi sweetie, I'm gonna inseminate আপনি artificially... maybe for real if আপনি play your cards right."
"There's no such thing as a pretty good gator wrestler."
"It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."