hi all. ain't it great we can finally have opinions about things again now that we swept that white trash গুল্ম administration out the door? Trying to tell a bunch of saddened people they're not criminals for having opinions like we weren't crushed over 9/11 too. And that's why Diablo Cody is a genius. She probably had Juno finished for the longest time and nobody wanted to buy it until she watched enough শিয়াল News and such and realized that "hey...maybe my protagonist should KEEP the baby." She started to do what all starving script writers have done during the wifebeater গুল্ম years -- ask themselves how to make their stuff acceptable in a world where everyone thinks it's cool to be callous jerks only to discover their own government ripped them off took their houses drowned their relatives in New Orleans and made raising a kid in this country a chore at worst a crying shame at best. What's my kid supposed to be? A bully so he succeeds? অথবা a nice kid I like having around so he fails? And everyone's a hillbilly creep. Even people who aren't white and many of them played along with the new গুল্ম Nazism (2000-2008), thinking it was cool to use people for the purposes of climbing up in the world, hurting their own, thinking they're laughable fools for loving them unconditionally. For people like Diablo Cody who are actually cool, life is not only a mental and varitable hell, but anything creative is sunk on arrival. Diablo tailor made a good story to appeal to absolute pieces of dung who are no longer vialble in our nation's political scene. And that's the real genius of Juno.
Okay homeskillet and homeskilletettes. Before আপনি write a movie-mov, আপনি have to follow ten major steps.
1. Give yourself a বছর to write it...but don't get started until 364 days in. The dialogue will flow আরো naturally on the fly with eight hours and a hundred pages to go.
2. Come up with a super genius funny gimmick like I did in Juno with the barfing in Bren's urn. I was so proud of that. So so proud of it. DIDN'T আপনি THINK IT WAS CLEVER?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
3. I don't like to paint my characters in a corner just to have to figure out ways to get them out. I prefer to just cut to the ending. I mean who's gonna tell?
4. Now Asian characters can be tricky. Originally I was going to play Su-Chin like a Vietnamese hooker. I was met with resistence. That's gonna happen in what I call "the biz". BUT I DID get to keep her broken English. All শিশুরা want to get borned!
1. Give yourself a বছর to write it...but don't get started until 364 days in. The dialogue will flow আরো naturally on the fly with eight hours and a hundred pages to go.
2. Come up with a super genius funny gimmick like I did in Juno with the barfing in Bren's urn. I was so proud of that. So so proud of it. DIDN'T আপনি THINK IT WAS CLEVER?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
3. I don't like to paint my characters in a corner just to have to figure out ways to get them out. I prefer to just cut to the ending. I mean who's gonna tell?
4. Now Asian characters can be tricky. Originally I was going to play Su-Chin like a Vietnamese hooker. I was met with resistence. That's gonna happen in what I call "the biz". BUT I DID get to keep her broken English. All শিশুরা want to get borned!