1# Scream, "Sebastian is just too sexy, Sebastian is just too sexy!"
2# Every time he serves খাবার say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever আপনি see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one ঘন্টা with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come প্রথমপাতা with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten দ্বারা a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are আপনি a sadist, are আপনি a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his বিছানা shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better চা than you!" every দিন when its চা time.
14# Scream the সেকেন্ড আপনি wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have আপনি and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping আপনি every time আপনি use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of বেড়ালছানা into Claude's room and say আপনি wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with রান্নাঘর utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as আপনি can.
24# Every time আপনি see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, আপনি know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away গান গাওয়া My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean আপনি demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give আপনি a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for পরাকাষ্ঠা tu-tu's with মার্জার on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time আপনি see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while আপনি take a walk in the gardens- in actuality আপনি go and shave all his hair off and leave a note দ্বারা his বিছানা saying: What shampoo did আপনি use??? Too bad আপনি don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to ঝরনা with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't আপনি wish that আপনি were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's বিছানা right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me আপনি hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves আপনি tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are আপনি so proper?" then pour the চা all over Claude and break the চা pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole দিন non-stop while screaming, "Why আপনি not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time আপনি see him, "Don't আপনি wish আপনি were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's বিছানা and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).
If আপনি do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my প্রণয় to Claude. আপনি may be হাঁস taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!
2# Every time he serves খাবার say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever আপনি see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one ঘন্টা with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come প্রথমপাতা with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten দ্বারা a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are আপনি a sadist, are আপনি a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his বিছানা shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better চা than you!" every দিন when its চা time.
14# Scream the সেকেন্ড আপনি wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have আপনি and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping আপনি every time আপনি use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of বেড়ালছানা into Claude's room and say আপনি wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with রান্নাঘর utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as আপনি can.
24# Every time আপনি see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, আপনি know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away গান গাওয়া My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean আপনি demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give আপনি a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for পরাকাষ্ঠা tu-tu's with মার্জার on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time আপনি see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while আপনি take a walk in the gardens- in actuality আপনি go and shave all his hair off and leave a note দ্বারা his বিছানা saying: What shampoo did আপনি use??? Too bad আপনি don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to ঝরনা with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't আপনি wish that আপনি were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's বিছানা right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me আপনি hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves আপনি tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are আপনি so proper?" then pour the চা all over Claude and break the চা pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole দিন non-stop while screaming, "Why আপনি not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time আপনি see him, "Don't আপনি wish আপনি were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's বিছানা and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).
If আপনি do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my প্রণয় to Claude. আপনি may be হাঁস taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!
