1. Kidnap Ciel
2. Kidnap Sebastian's পছন্দ black cat
3. When you're with him, yell, "CLAUDE IS A BETTER BUTLER THAN YOU" randomly and repeatedly
4. তালিকা other reasons why Claude is better, such as, "CLAUDE'S CATCHPHRASE IS BETTER. CLAUDE SETS THE টেবিল আরো EPICLY."
5. Hang stuffed মার্জার দ্বারা their necks from rope in his room
6. Ask him if he's afraid of মাকড়সা webs
7. Set up মাকড়সা webs all throughout the house and watch him walk into them
8. Let a bunch of spiders loose in his room
9. Replace all the silverware he uses to fight with plastic ones
10. Replace his knives with spoons
11. Ask him where...