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Me: What would I do if I saw anyone trying to hurt me?
Stan: Don't worry, Michelle. I'll defend আপনি and make sure you'll never get hurt.
Nurse: That's nice, Stan. Is she your girlfriend?
Stan: Yes. I've shown interest in her ever since she moved here.
(at the auditorium, there is a Talent প্রদর্শনী and everyone is there, including Stan, Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle.)
Mr. Mackey: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Talent প্রদর্শনী Championship! Our first finalist is 10 বছর old, Wendy Testaburger.
Wendy: Thank you, Mr. Mackey.
(she then starts her song..)
Stan: Where's Michelle?
Kenny: She's in the competition.
Kyle:...
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Wendy: Why am I being called to the principal?
Stan: Because আপনি hurt Clyde, আপনি b**ch!
Wendy: Why are আপনি hurting me, Stan?!? I thought we were friends!
Stan: Not anymore because of what আপনি did to Michelle!
Principal Victoria: Enough guys. Stan, go back to class.
Stan: Okay. (glares at Wendy as I walk back to class.)
Principal Victoria: Wendy Testaburger, I am very disappointed in you. আপনি have punched Clyde Donovan in the face for no reason! আপনি are expelled from this school at once! Pack your things and leave now!
Wendy: But-
Principal Victoria: Leave!
Wendy: Shit. (walks to her locker and gets...
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When Kyle and I walked into the office, we saw principal Victoria, Mr. Mackey, and Bebe. There were two wooden chairs in front of Victoria's desk, so we took our seats.

"Kyle, Kylie, I've heard that আপনি two had a conflict with Bebe yesterday morning and i want to know what happened. Bebe, how about we start with you?" Principal Victoria announced.

Bebe started দ্বারা rubbing her right eye with a hankie in her hand. The আরো her eye was rubbed, the আরো purple it got. after one minute, Bebe had the worst black eye that I have ever seen. it looked like someone replaced her eyeball with a plum.

"Kyle...
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Kyle's room was আরো অথবা less, what i expected. Every দেওয়াল মহাকাশ was covered with সঙ্গীত merchandise, from band posters to song lyrics. His বিছানা was covered in CD cases and band T-shirts. I could tell that Kyle was my go-to guy for band recommendations.

Kyle moved the CDs off his বিছানা and sat on the edge of it. I sat পরবর্তি to him. for the পরবর্তি half hour, all we did was stare and each other and giggle like japanese school girls. It was funny and awkward at the same time. Until Kyle asked me something.

"Kylie, since আপনি asked me a question, can I ask আপনি a question?"Kyle asked.

"sure." I replied.

"Will...
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"Hey Kyle, can I ask আপনি a question?" I asked Kyle

"Ok,shoot." he replied

"can we hang out at your house?" I asked him.

"Sure!" he replied.

I knew that my dad wouldn't care. The sunset is my curfew.
When we got of the bus, I followed Kyle until we arrived at his house. His house looked a lot like mine. It was the same size and shape. The only difference was that his was a darker green than mine. He unlocked its door and opened it for me. Inside, it was pretty basic. There was a small couch, a tv, and small minorah on a table. I noticed a layer of dust on the minorah.

"Dude, I don't mean to be rude,...
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MR.Garrison: Kylie, I've noticed that আপনি and Kyle are becoming good friends.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that আপনি and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that আপনি and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.

I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.

"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how আপনি and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.

"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.

We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that আপনি could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a প্রশ্ন that would change our relationship forever.
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"kyle, how do আপনি do that?" I asked Kyle once the bus started moving.

It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " আপনি know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that আপনি could probably do it yourself."

He then leaned অগ্রবর্তী and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.

Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.
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Kyle gave Cartman and Kenny his usual death stare. the two looked away. Kyle always seemed to know what to do to get people to bug off. I wonder how he does that.

Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were নিরাপদ from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.

"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.

He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.

"Am I right?" Kenny asked.

Kyle gave Kenny a সেকেন্ড death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
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When I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle with ear buds in his ears.

"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did আপনি think of A দিন To Remember? দ্বারা the way, I প্রণয় your shirt!."

"Thanks! I really প্রণয় them! Thank আপনি for recommending them." I answered.

Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.

"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.

Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have হারিয়ে গেছে all respectthat i had for him.
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Last night I had another weird dream. Kyle and I were in our 20s and getting married. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were the groomsmen, but there were no bridesmaids. Big shocker there. Kyle and I danced to Rise Against's 'swing life away' I swear that I was almost gonna faint because Kyle was গান গাওয়া the entire song into my ear as we danced. In reality, It was আরো like standing and moving our hips from side to side.

The পরবর্তি morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black কনভার্স high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.
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When I get to my room, i take my আইপড out of my backpack. I go on YouTube and খুঁজুন "A দিন To Remember" and click on the first result, a lyric video for the song, 'the Downfall Of Us All"

It was প্রণয় at first song. The lyrics spoke as much to me as The Wonder Years'. I loved the lyrics and the background music. My পছন্দ line of the song made me feel like that line was written just for me:

"This town will be the downfall of us all."

It's true. South park will be the downfall of us all. From all the weird stuff that goes on and the people that live here, it truly will be the downfall of us all. I listen to A দিন To Remember until the sun went down.
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"Cool. I'll check them out as soon as I get home." I answered.

For the rest of the bus ride, we talked about a bunch of awesome bands, like Fall Out Boy, Weezer, Good Charlotte, and everything in between. i was sad when I got off the bus. i wanted to talk until my tongue fell out of the mouth. I have never had a আরো interesting conversation with any of my peers than the conversation that I just Had with Kyle. I ran to my house. I was going to blast my ears out with A দিন To Remember. I hope that this isn't some kind of joke. I was sorting dreading that A দিন To Remember was going to be some kind of 60's hippie band like The Grateful Dead. It's name kinda gives off that sort of vibe. Maybe the name is supposed to be misleading.
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The rest of the school day, I barely paid attention to what Mr.Garrison was talking about. I think it was about Miley Cyrus's downfall অথবা something like that. After what seemed like a century, the final ঘণ্টা rang. I bolted to my locker like everyone else. I was suprised to see that Kyle had the locker right পরবর্তি to mine. We walked together to my bus, and sat at my usual spot, right behind the bus driver. For once, I was happy to be on the bus. Like Soupy from the wonder years, I wasn't sad anymore. I decided to share this with Kyle.

"Hey Kyle, guess what? I'm not sad anymore!" I exclaimed to Kyle

"You like The Wonder Years too?" Kyle asked me.

"yeah. their lyrics speak to me" I answered.

"I think আপনি might like A দিন To Remember. They have a very similar sound." Kyle suggested.
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"don't worry. I've come to South Park to be your friend and lover." Kyle replied.

Cartman walks up. I fear for the worst to come out of his wretched mouth.

"Oh that's cool. Why don't আপনি guys have sex in the woods অথবা something?" Cartman asked us.

I coudn't believe he ব্যক্ত that. How dare he eavesdrop on our conversation. Kyle gave him a death stare. If looks could kill, Cartman would have been burnt to a piece of bacon. He walked away with a look of fear in his eyes.

"how about this, we ride the bus together after school today?" Kyle asked.

"Sure!'' I answered as the whistle blew. Kyle and I walked into school together
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An ঘন্টা and a half later, the ঘণ্টা rang, meaning that it's time for recess. Everyone else ran outside, except for Kyle and I. I have nothing to look অগ্রবর্তী to in recess, except for a clique of girls calling me emo. I'm not emo! Just because I like এমো স্টাইল সঙ্গীত doesn't mean that I'm emo. I would never cut myself.

Kyle seems to be stalking me. it was really creeping me out. I decided to put an end to this once and for all.

"Look, just because আপনি passed my test doesn't mean that I'm gonna start swooning over you" I ব্যক্ত to kyle once we were outside.

I always do this. Whenever someone tries to be my friend, i say something really snarky and rude. They're always going to be a douche bag anyway.
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"hello there,
The অ্যাঞ্জেল from my nightmare,
the shadow in the background of the morgue
the unsuspecting victim, of darkness in the valley
we can live like jack and Sally if we want

where আপনি can always find me,
and we'll have হ্যালোইন on Christmas
and in the night we'll wish this never ends,
we'll wish this never ends."

I folded the sheet of paper in half and placed it on a corner of Kyle's desk. Five মিনিট later I get a response:

"Where are you?
and I'm so sorry
i cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always,
this sick strange darkness
comes creeping in on so haunting every time
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''Students, we have a new student joining us today." Mr.Garrison announced once everyone was settled. ''I'd like আপনি all to meet Kyle Broflovski! How about আপনি take the empty ডেস্ক পরবর্তি to Kylie, Kyle?''

"okay." Kyle ব্যক্ত obediantly, as he took a আসন at the ডেস্ক to the right of me.

Kyle was a lot hotter in real life than in my dream. But I couldn't let looks be the judge for whether অথবা not he is the real Kyle. I decided to put him up to a test. I was going to right the first verse of a song, pass it to him, and see if he writes the rest of the song. I picked 'I Miss You' দ্বারা Blink 182. I decided on that song because whenever I hear that song, I always think of that dream that I had. This is what I wrote to him:
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When the bus started to সরানো again, I took my আইপড out of my backpack. I went to the সঙ্গীত and pressed play on 'Teenage Dirtbag' দ্বারা Wheatus, my পছন্দ song. It's about a boy who has a crush on a girl but the girl doesn't notice because she's super জনপ্রিয় and he's a friendless loser. The song reminds me of my situation of stan. I look out the window as I listen to my musical therapy,

"I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby,
yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
listen to Iron Maiden, baby with me.'

I listened to the song on repeat until the bus rolled to the front of my school.
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"You know, you'd be pretty cool if আপনি were a boy." cartman ব্যক্ত real snarky.

"you're a dumbass, dude!" Stan chimed in." Even if she was a boy, she'd still suck ass.

The school bus rolled down the রাস্তা and the driver open its creaky door. It time for me to board my chariot that'll take me to the luxurious tortures that await me at South Park Elementary. The three boys sat পরবর্তি to each other at the very back row, while I sit at the আসন right behind the bus driver. It's like that আসন was reserved for me অথবা something. Or, kids at my school think that if the sit at my seat, they'll catch a disease.