(at the hospital)
Carla: Michelle, why did আপনি do it?!?
Me: আপনি SON OF A BITCH, আপনি F***ING PUNCHED ME EVERYWHERE AND I TOLD MY MOM THAT SHE MIGHT CALL THE COPS BECAUSE OF আপনি DUMBASS!
Carla: Michelle, I'm f***ing sorry, OKAY?!?
Me: WELL SORRY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING, MY MOM IS STILL CALLING THE F***ING COPS SO **** YOU!
Carla: I thought we were great friends, Michelle.
Me: It doesn't matter, Carla. I'm still kicking your গাধা like আপনি kicked mine in the পূর্ববর্তি part.
Carla: (walks away)
Me: (removes my hospital গাউন, gown and puts on my usual school outfit and breaks out the hospital quickly, and I bike down...
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