First of all, I'd pinch myself really hard to make sure that's not a dream. Then I'd just stare at him for coupla সেকেন্ড cause I obviously wouldn't be able to produce anything coherent at once. If he says nothing while I'm taking my time for being shocked speechless, I'd say I'm glad to see him in my humble place and ask if I can be of any help to him. That's it, I guess :D
Turn off the light, get out of te room (all of these in a slit second) ad try to find my composure, then go back in, turn on the light, check he is still there and (always assuming it is a dream and not freaking out) wait for him to দিন something, he is the one suddenly appearing here after all...
I would turn the light back off, and then take a আসন পরবর্তি to him. After which I would tackle অথবা seduce him, and let him have his way with me. *scary ;)* Then, we would make plans on how to take over Midgard, and free him of his debt to Thanos.
A beauty it is that I get to answer this twice: I forgot some things in my other answer. It depends on the season, as well as my mood, as to how I might greet him. Springtime: I'd probably freak out. Badly. It's a nice দিন - why is some perv on my bed? Summertime: I'd tell him to get the effingness out of my room. It's hot - I'm moody, and want no one but me in my room. Autumn: I might not come in until midnight because it's so nice out, দ্বারা which time my family's asleep, so what else can I do but hopelessly flirt? ;) Winter: I'm cold, either let me crawl under my blanket অথবা we're cuddling.
if i found loki sitting on my বিছানা in my bedroom, i'd sit down on the বিছানা পরবর্তি to him and get him to really open up about everything that transpired on asgard and his feeling about it all and then try to help him get over it all. in short, i'd প্রদর্শনী him some compassion and comfort.
I'd probably be like, "What the hell are আপনি doing here, and how the hell did আপনি get here?" Then when he explains, I'd be like, "Ah. I see. Hold on, can I write that down?(I'm a writer-I প্রণয় a good story!) Oh, and why the hell are আপনি here?" Then when he explains again, I'd be like, "Ok. Just make sure আপনি don't get caught দ্বারা my mom অথবা dad. Especially my mom. That would be bad. Nice to meet you. I'm tired, so I'm going to bed." Then I'd go to bed. Yeah. Not very creative answer.
"I don't think আপনি are supposed to be real" "Well...I'm standing right here so..." "Okay....then...what the heck are আপনি doing here?" "Saw the window open" "And?" "Uh...thought I should come inside" "Why?" "I don't know"
"Should I be worried?" "Probably...yeah..." "Uh...do আপনি have a cell phone available?" "Yes" "Can I borrow it for a second?" "Sure" *gives cell phone* *I dial 911* "Uh hello I think there's a psychopathic actor over here, could আপনি come over? No...no...no rush..." *closes* "So...how's Thor?" "Pretty good. With all that money from the movie..." "I see..."
"I'll go bring some lemonade" "Not much sugar please"
I would just stare....Then I'm be like, "So what আপনি doing here?" But then we'd start talking but like I would be dying inside, but before we no it we would be like a couple অথবা something, picture should say the rest <3