Another version of "You know your an LOTR অনুরাগী when..."
Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
আপনি can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
আপনি have a decided opinion on the প্রশ্ন of the two Glorfindels.
আপনি understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, আপনি must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But আপনি mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
আপনি know the difference between Sindarin and Quenya.
আপনি use Shire reckoning.
আপনি can recite the names of all the Kings (and the four Ruling Queens) of Númenor.
আপনি think Ar-Pharazon was a louse.
Your twin sons are named Elladan and Elrohir.
Your baseball bat had a name, too: Narsil. And when it broke and had to be taped up, আপনি re-named it Anduril.
Finarfin is your role .
প্রদত্ত a map of Middle Earth, আপনি can instantly locate Rivendell, Lórien, Minas Tirith, and Edoras.
Your vacation house is on your private island, which happens to be named Tol Eressea.
আপনি can trace Eldarion's line all the way back to Thingol and Melian.
When life sucks, আপনি সরানো westward.
আপনি know Gil-galad's real name.
আপনি know who Nerwen is.
Spock is your পছন্দ তারকা Trek chaacter.
Your idea for the Big Dig is to rebuild Boston on the plan of Gondolin.
TV just isn't the same as a palantír.
আপনি have learnt to blow smoke rings.
আপনি have a weed patch.
আপনি own a shipbuilding company named Círdan's Crafts.
আপনি know you're obsessed with LotR when...you no longer answer to your real name, but rather, আপনি prefer to be called Elerial, daughter of Bruce, of the house of Smith.
আপনি talk about nothing but LOTR. All the time.
You've read LOTR আরো than once, to the surprise and disgust of your peers. (Note: I think most LOTR অনুরাগী have read LOTR several times... - Nevermore)
Your family (who don't like LOTR) know many of the lines to FOTR from walking past আপনি watching it, অথবা hearing আপনি quote it.
Your পছন্দ CD's are the LOTR soundtracks, even though আপনি don't like classical music.
Your teachers even tell আপনি আপনি need to lighten up on LOTR.
When you're helping your little brother with his himework and it says "The Lord of the Rings" আপনি want to frame that paper when he gets it back.
When that homework paper says "The Hobbit" on the other side আপনি don't know which side to frame facing out and decide to rotate it every week অথবা so.
When আপনি can't find your LOTR CD (Heavan forbid) আপনি flip out and start humming one of the songs to make yourself feel better.
If someone likes LOTR they DON'T talk to you, because they don't want a 3 ঘন্টা lecture on how Tolkien, not Jackson, was the creator, and how Jackson majorly screwed some things up.
আপনি have read/own 5 অথবা আরো Tolkien বই (counting LOTR as 1)
People are careful not to say LOTR 1, LOTR 2, and LOTR 3 around you, because you'll yell at them.
When someone says they don't like it আপনি exclaim: "What?! How can আপনি say that?!" and তীক্ষ্নভাবে them.
When your "friend" says she's tired of hearing আপনি talk about it আপনি তীক্ষ্নভাবে her and continue talking.
When people say you're obsessed আপনি say: "And proud of it!" the way Frodo does and তীক্ষ্নভাবে a mug down on a table.
The tiniest things remind আপনি of LOTR, like the way the mirror আপনি got for বড়দিন that has the lights that reflect all the way back makes your eyes look like Galadriel's.
অথবা the way some people have Hobbit-hair (which makes আপনি wonder if they have hairy feet)
When you're watching TV and they even প্রদর্শনী a picture of something from LOTR for a nanosecond আপনি can tell exactly where it came from, and what's going on, even if আপনি only glance up to see it and there's no sound to it.
When আপনি see that picture আপনি turn the volume WAY up and pay close attention to that comercial from then on.
When আপনি see a word that looks anything like something from LOTR আপনি read it as that word, like when আপনি see Fodor's Map of the Caribbean (?) আপনি read it as Frodo's...
আপনি spend your time copying poems from the books.
আপনি have a portion of your bookshelf dedicated to Tolkien, but for some reason Tolkien বই seem to be scattered all over your bedroom, and not one is in the Tolkien Shrine.
Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
আপনি can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
আপনি have a decided opinion on the প্রশ্ন of the two Glorfindels.
আপনি understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, আপনি must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But আপনি mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
আপনি know the difference between Sindarin and Quenya.
আপনি use Shire reckoning.
আপনি can recite the names of all the Kings (and the four Ruling Queens) of Númenor.
আপনি think Ar-Pharazon was a louse.
Your twin sons are named Elladan and Elrohir.
Your baseball bat had a name, too: Narsil. And when it broke and had to be taped up, আপনি re-named it Anduril.
Finarfin is your role .
প্রদত্ত a map of Middle Earth, আপনি can instantly locate Rivendell, Lórien, Minas Tirith, and Edoras.
Your vacation house is on your private island, which happens to be named Tol Eressea.
আপনি can trace Eldarion's line all the way back to Thingol and Melian.
When life sucks, আপনি সরানো westward.
আপনি know Gil-galad's real name.
আপনি know who Nerwen is.
Spock is your পছন্দ তারকা Trek chaacter.
Your idea for the Big Dig is to rebuild Boston on the plan of Gondolin.
TV just isn't the same as a palantír.
আপনি have learnt to blow smoke rings.
আপনি have a weed patch.
আপনি own a shipbuilding company named Círdan's Crafts.
আপনি know you're obsessed with LotR when...you no longer answer to your real name, but rather, আপনি prefer to be called Elerial, daughter of Bruce, of the house of Smith.
আপনি talk about nothing but LOTR. All the time.
You've read LOTR আরো than once, to the surprise and disgust of your peers. (Note: I think most LOTR অনুরাগী have read LOTR several times... - Nevermore)
Your family (who don't like LOTR) know many of the lines to FOTR from walking past আপনি watching it, অথবা hearing আপনি quote it.
Your পছন্দ CD's are the LOTR soundtracks, even though আপনি don't like classical music.
Your teachers even tell আপনি আপনি need to lighten up on LOTR.
When you're helping your little brother with his himework and it says "The Lord of the Rings" আপনি want to frame that paper when he gets it back.
When that homework paper says "The Hobbit" on the other side আপনি don't know which side to frame facing out and decide to rotate it every week অথবা so.
When আপনি can't find your LOTR CD (Heavan forbid) আপনি flip out and start humming one of the songs to make yourself feel better.
If someone likes LOTR they DON'T talk to you, because they don't want a 3 ঘন্টা lecture on how Tolkien, not Jackson, was the creator, and how Jackson majorly screwed some things up.
আপনি have read/own 5 অথবা আরো Tolkien বই (counting LOTR as 1)
People are careful not to say LOTR 1, LOTR 2, and LOTR 3 around you, because you'll yell at them.
When someone says they don't like it আপনি exclaim: "What?! How can আপনি say that?!" and তীক্ষ্নভাবে them.
When your "friend" says she's tired of hearing আপনি talk about it আপনি তীক্ষ্নভাবে her and continue talking.
When people say you're obsessed আপনি say: "And proud of it!" the way Frodo does and তীক্ষ্নভাবে a mug down on a table.
The tiniest things remind আপনি of LOTR, like the way the mirror আপনি got for বড়দিন that has the lights that reflect all the way back makes your eyes look like Galadriel's.
অথবা the way some people have Hobbit-hair (which makes আপনি wonder if they have hairy feet)
When you're watching TV and they even প্রদর্শনী a picture of something from LOTR for a nanosecond আপনি can tell exactly where it came from, and what's going on, even if আপনি only glance up to see it and there's no sound to it.
When আপনি see that picture আপনি turn the volume WAY up and pay close attention to that comercial from then on.
When আপনি see a word that looks anything like something from LOTR আপনি read it as that word, like when আপনি see Fodor's Map of the Caribbean (?) আপনি read it as Frodo's...
আপনি spend your time copying poems from the books.
আপনি have a portion of your bookshelf dedicated to Tolkien, but for some reason Tolkien বই seem to be scattered all over your bedroom, and not one is in the Tolkien Shrine.
With the ring reaper. With Wraithes আপনি liked less. Your scared of Samara, আপনি didn't like any of my orcs. Earth was designed to handle impact like a modern crush car. With cavities to protect dismantlement of earths interior. Cavities many time filled with satanic temples of demons. Mordor is here, don't worry, this the gates of Hell. Your a Christian Frodo, the most sinless individuals, like yourself, turning into the worst psychopaths. Satan is Jesus, his son Freddy the devil, Lucifer is god, every story written backwards. আপনি wore the ring to much, your not innocent enough, for the task. প্রণয় sauron.
