One Pilot: Part 2 "I'm a complex guy, sweetheart."
Confidence Man [On Watership Down] "Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!"
Confidence Man [While Sayid is torturing him]
No, don't stop now. I think my sinuses are clearing. ("Confidence Man")
Confidence Man [Blackmailing Kate into স্নেহ চুম্বন him so he'll give up Shannon's asthma medicine
"Baby, I am tied to a বৃক্ষ in a jungle of mystery and I just got tortured দ্বারা a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious." ("Confidence Man")
Every Man For Himself "Did আপনি just kill that bunny?"
Adrift [To Michael, as they float on the remains of the raft]
"What're আপনি gonna do...SPLASH me??"
Kate: "Do আপনি really expect me to work in this dress?"
Pickett: "You can take it off if আপনি like."
[Sawyer grins at Kate suggestively and Kate gives him a nasty look]
Sawyer: [to Pickett] "How Dare You!"
Tom: Hey, আপনি got yourself a মাছ biscuit. Now how'd আপনি do that?
Sawyer: I figured out your complicated little gizmo.
Tom: It only took the bears two hours.
Sawyer: How many of 'em were there?
Sawyer: (to Kate) "Doctor playing golf! Wooo! Boy Howdy! I've heard everything. What's next? A cop eating a doughnut?"
Kate: "What do আপনি want, Sawyer?"
Sawyer: "Freckles! I got so many উত্তর to your question, I wouldn't even know where to start."
Sawyer: (to Ana Lucia) "Little Red Riding ঘোমটা gonna follow Big Bad নেকড়ে back to his stash o' guns."
Hurley: "Yo, Sawyer, glad you're back man!"
Sawyer: "Yo yourself, Pillsbury!"
Sawyer: (to Jack while playing cards) "You might have been in ******, Doc. But I have been in Tallahassee."
Sawyer: "You're in my light, sticks."
Shannon: "Lightsticks? What the hell is that?"
Sawyer: "Light, comma, sticks. As in those legs of yours."
Sawyer: (To Walt) "Wait, what's goin' on?"
Walt: "Charlie and Claire. They think Ethan took 'em."
Sawyer: "Ethan took 'em, huh?"
Sawyer: "Took em' why? And who the hell is Ethan? And why am I getting the evening news from a 6 বছর old?"
Walt: "I'm ten."
Sawyer: "Alright. Then it must be true."
Sawyer: "Hey, Freckles"
Sawyer: (to Hugo, Charlie, and Aaron) "Well, if it ain't three mean and a baby, I counted Hugo twice.
Sawyer: "If I don't play ping pong every 108 মিনিট the whole island's gonna explode."
"Maybe the dog can find water. I mean, সারমেয় can find pot and bombs, so I'm sure they can find water."
[To Charlie who is accusing Hurley of hording food]
"And for the record, I'm down a notch on my belt. I'm a big guy. It's gonna be a while before you're gonna want to give me a piggy-back ride."
"Dude, you've got some...Arzt...on you."
"Look, I don't know about you, but things have really sucked for me lately, and I could really use a victory. So let's get one, dude! Let's get this car started. Let's look Death in the face and say, 'Whatever, man!'"
Sawyer: What's your problem, Jumbotron?
Hurley: Shut up, Red...neck...man!
Sayid: People have problems
Hurley:(talking about Sawyer) Yeah we have problems, him.
Libby: [After she has kissed Hurley] And that...was real.
Hurley:Maybe আপনি should do it again, just to be sure.
Hurley to Desmond: So, like, the hatch blew off your underwear?
Hurley: Dude, I just lied to a samuri.
"...So I guess this means I'm out of the book club."
Ben: "Do আপনি believe in God, Jack?"
Jack: "Do you?"
Ben: "Two days after I found out I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a spinal surgeon fell out of the sky... and if that's not proof of God, I don't know what is."
Locke: "You guys have electricity? How do আপনি manage that?"
Ben: "...We have 2 giant hamsters running on a massive wheel in our secret underground cave..."
[Locke emerges from Ben's closet after one of the Other's leave and demands to know...]
Locke: "Bring me the man from Tallahassee. What is that? Some kind of code?"
Ben: "No, John, unfortunately we don't have a code for 'there's a man in my closet with a gun to my daughter's head,' although...we obviously should."
"So, tell me John. How do আপনি expect to pilot our submarine? I mean, it's a complicated piece of machinery. আপনি don't just press 'Submerge'."
"...But to kill him...that would be cheating...because my people also heard me make a promise and to break my word...that would be the end of me too. And then আপনি came striding out of the jungle, John, to make my dream come true."
"Picture a box. আপনি know something about boxes, don't আপনি John? Now picture a box that আপনি can wish anything into. What would আপনি say to that?"
"My name is Henry."
"We're the good guys, Michael."
For Himself Ben: *to the rabbit* " Hey. Hey, come on. নমস্কার move. Let's move, Hey, come on, come on, come on."
Sawyer: "What are আপনি doing?"
Ben: "Come on, come on, come on. Let's সরানো it. Let's সরানো it. Hippity hop. Hippity hop. Hipity hop."
Sawyer: "Come on, what are আপনি doing?"
Ben: "Let's সরানো it. Let's সরানো it. Let's সরানো it."
Sawyer: "What's your problem?"
Ben: "Come on, come on, come on." *the bunny finally keels over*
Sawyer: "Did আপনি just kill that bunny?"
Karl, please, if you're going to sleep with my daughter, I insist আপনি call me Ben.
[To Kate and Jack]
"If আপনি guys are finished verbally copulating, we should get a সরানো on."
Jack: [needs blood for transfusion for Boone, but Charlie only found out four] আপনি only asked four people?
Charlie: I asked everyone. No one knows their blood type! *I* don't know my bloody blood type!
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [out of breath] Did either of আপনি see a guy run through here... in a bathrobe... with a coconut?
Charlie Pace: No...
Charlie Pace: I saw a polar ভালুক on roller blades with a আম
Charlie: Yeah, chase the dog with the skeletal arm into the creepy jungle. আপনি be my guest.
Charlie: Guys, আপনি have to look at this!
Jack: What is it?
Charlie: Claire's diary.
[hold it out for them to read]
Sayid: আপনি read her diary?
Charlie: I know, I'm bloody scum... just read it!
Desmond: Where do I know আপনি from?
Charlie: I don't know, but I'll remember if I could get some help.
Desmond: [Sees a flashback to the island] You're Charlie!
Charlie: Yeah, name's on the sign.
Desmond: It, it was in the hatch! I remember seeing you! There was a computer, there was a button... we were on an island!
Charlie: We are on an island, mate. This is England.
Desmond: No, it was real! I remember.
Charlie: Hey, all right.
[to the crowd]
Charlie: This is why we don't do drugs, folks.
Hurley: Dude, I don't know about this.
Charlie: See, you're looking at this all wrong. We need to do this.
Hurley: He wants us to take his stash - yeah, that sounds exactly like Sawyer.
Charlie: Well, he গাউন all this in the first place. I mean people need food, they need medical supplies, they need... a shocking amount of pornography.
Hurley: Dude, what d'you want from me?
Charlie: What do I want? I want to know what we're doing in the middle of nowhere! And don't tell me it's because of some stinking batteries. One মিনিট you're happy-go-lucky, good-time Hurley, the পরবর্তি you're Colonel bloody Kurtz!
Charlie Pace: [to Bonnie and Greta] I came down in my invisible submarine. Don't আপনি see it?
Mr. Eko: Climb that tree.
Mr. Eko: Climb that বৃক্ষ and perhaps we'll be able to get your bearings অথবা see the plane.
Charlie: আপনি climb it! What if I don't? আপনি gonna beat me with your Jesus-stick?! I find it a little odd that your scripture-stick has dried blood on it!
Mr. Eko: Are আপনি going to climb that বৃক্ষ অথবা not?
[Eko gives Charlie a scary look and Charlie begins to climb]
Charlie: What kind of priest are আপনি anyway?
[Singing to Kate]
"You all ev'rybody!! আপনি all.........ev'...ry.......body??"
Charlie: So... first plane crash?
Claire: What gave it away?
Charlie: Ah, আপনি can always spot the newbies.
Charlie Pace: I want আপনি to give this to Claire for me...
Desmond Hume: What is it?
Charlie Pace: It’s the five best moments of my... sorry excuse for a life...”My greatest hits"... আপনি know... memories... they’re all I’ve got...
Charlie: [sees Claire লেখা in her diary] Dear Diary, still on this bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug. Love, Claire.
Charlie: Hmm. I have this dream. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird. 'Course I don't wake up screaming.
Charlie Pace: Hair spray? Now, I hate to be the one to point this out to you, but...
John Locke: It's not for me.
Charlie: আপনি know when I used to get high, I'd watch nature programmes on the Beeb. Polar bears are meant to be quite clever, very clever. They're like the Einsteins of the ভালুক community.
[talking to himself while Claire is in labor] I can do this, I kicked drugs, I can deliver a baby.
(when Ben calls the looking glass station, and Bonnie and Greta tell him that someone is down there.)
Ben: Who is he?!
Bonnie: I don't know, he won't tell us!
Charlie: It's Charlie! Tell him I ব্যক্ত 'Hi!'
[When stitching up Jack on the first day] "Any color preference?"
[When Pickett's about to kill Sawyer]
Kate: "Please, don't! I'll do anything আপনি want!"
Pickett: "I want আপনি to watch!"
Sawyer: "Close your eyes, Freckles."
Kate: "Stand up."
Sawyer: "Close your eyes!"
Kate: "I'm sorry I kissed you."
Jack: "I'm not."
Kate: "Why did she call আপনি James?"
Sawyer: [sighs] "'Cause that's my name. Noticed somethin' else, too...[pauses, grins] আপনি taste like strawberries."
Kate: "You taste like মাছ biscuits."
Kate: "It's strange, huh?"
Jack: "What's that?"
Kate: "Being back, not... looking for a way out of a cage. Not finding a reason to go running off into the jungle again. I almost don't know what to do with myself."
Jack:" Well, enjoy it. I'm sure something will go wrong soon enough."
"We either live together.... অথবা die alone."
"That's why the Red Sox will never win the World Series"
[Whispers to Kate, as he goes to leave the Island]
"I'll come back for you."
Jack (to Kate): "I প্রণয় you."
Kate: "This isn't like you...the whole "glass half full thing."
Jack: "There's a glass?"
Jack: "We're gonna blow 'em all to Hell."
[To Kate about Sawyer]
"All I'm going to get out of him is a snappy one-liner and if I'm real lucky, a brand new nickname."
Jin Kwon: Good... to see... you.
Sawyer: Well look at that! Somebody's hooked on phonics.
Locke: "We were all brought here for a reason."
Jack: "Who brought us here John?"
Locke: "The Island."
"Don't tell me what I can't do!"
"A leader can't lead until he knows where he's going."
"Hey... নমস্কার don't আপনি walk away from me! আপনি don't know who you're dealing with! Don't ever tell me what I can't do, ever! This is destiny, this is destiny... This is my destiny! Hey, I'm supposed to do this, dammit! Don't tell me what I can't do!"
[To Ben, after his "magic box" speech]
"I'd say I hope that box is big enough for আপনি to conjure yourself up another submarine in it."
"Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain."
Locke: "Remind me why we're keeping him alive?"
Sayid:" What do আপনি suggest we do -- shoot him like a dog?"
Locke: "No, I like dogs."
"I've done everything আপনি wanted me to do, so WHY did আপনি do this!? WHY?"
"I have looked into the eye of this island, and what I saw was beautiful."
Dead Sawyer asks Locke: "You mind telling us where your getting your orders from, Colonel Kurtz?"
Locke: "I got em from Walt."
Sawyer: "What the hell, আপনি saw Walt? In a dream?"
Locke: "No dream, it was Walt. Only taller."
Sawyer: "Taller? What like a giant? Ok, what exactly did Walt tell you?"
"A small boy once asked me if I was a bad man. If I could answer him now, I would tell him that I once killed a man to save my brother's life."
Mr. Eko: "Did আপনি see it?"
Charlie: "Yeah, I saw it. What the bloody hell did আপনি do?"
Mr. Eko: "I did nothing."
Charlie: "Most people, when they see a creature made of swirling black smoke, they run."
Mr. Eko: "I was not afraid of it."
[Jack comes across Boone doing CPR on a woman]
Jack: Stop! Her head's not tilted back enough. You're blowing air into her stomach.
[Jack starts CRP]
Boone: Are আপনি sure? That's exactly what I was doing. I'm a lifeguard, I'm licensed.
Jack: Yeah? Well আপনি need to seriously consider giving that license back.
Boone:... Maybe we should do one of those hole things... আপনি know, stick a pen in the throat?
Jack: [looking at him as if wondering if he was being serious] Yeah, yeah. Good idea. আপনি go get me a pen.
(Locke says that he worked in a box company. After Locke remarks that it will rain in a minute, and it does.)
Boone: Did আপনি learn that in the box company?
Charlie:"They'll find us. They have satellites in মহাকাশ that can take pictures of your license plate."
Sayid: "If only we were all wearing license plates."
"My name is Sayid Jarrah, and I am a torturer."
[To Juliet as they are coming back from the Other's old camp]
Sayid: "I want আপনি to tell me everything আপনি know."
Juliet: "If I told আপনি everything I know, they'd kill me."
Sayid: "What do আপনি think I'll do, if আপনি don't?"
Sayid: (To Alex at the Others' camp; he is tied to a swingset.) "You're Alex."
Alex: "How do আপনি know my name?"
Sayid: "Because আপনি look like your mother."
Alex: (pauses) "How do আপনি know my mother? She's been dead for years."
Sayid: "I'm sure that's what they told you."
"Because that's how it happened!"
Sawyer: "Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell's my stuff?"
Charlie: "What stuff?"
Sawyer: "You know good damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, a bottle of scotch."
Desmond: "Apologies for the scotch, mate."
Sawyer: "You drank it?"
Desmond: "Well, to be fair, there were three of us."
Sawyer: [to Desmond] "You, the munchkin, and who else?"
Desmond Hume: "I won't call... for eight years. December 24, 2004. বড়দিন Eve. I promise. Please, Pen."
Penny Widmore: "If I give আপনি the number, will আপনি leave?"
Desmond Hume: "Aye."
Desmond Hume: "I'll see আপনি in another life, brother."
"You alright brotha!?"
"You're gonna die Charlie."
"So we saved the world together for a while, and that was lovely."
Juliet: "I had the দিন off."
[To Hurley after a weird silence]
Juliet:"They sent আপনি down here to keep an eye on me didn't they?"
Jack: "...Now আপনি want me to save his life... tell me Juliet, why would I do that?"
Juliet: "Because I'm going to go save your friends."
[To Sayid and Sawyer after they threaten her]
"You know its interesting, that আপনি two are now the camp's moral police." and "The last thing either of আপনি need right now, is আরো blood on your hands."
Sawyer: "So, when আপনি pulled us out of those polar ভালুক cages and put us on the chang gang, what the hell আপনি have us breaking all those rocks for anyway?"
Juliet: "We were building a runway."
Sawyer: "Runway, for what?"
Juliet : [Turns to him] "The aliens."
Jack: "You think I'm stupid!"
Juliet: "I don't think you're stupid, Jack. I think you're stubborn."
Jack: "You missing those cheeseburgers yet?"
Juliet: "Only every second."
Jack: "Don't do anything stupid."
Juliet: "I won't if আপনি don't [kiss] don't wait up."
Juliet: "It's stressful being an Other."
Juliet: "It's Other 101, gotta learn Latin."
Shannon: I'm not gonna starve.
Boone: Right. What're আপনি gonna eat?
Shannon: Ocean's full of fish.
Boone: Hate to break it to ya, but the ocean is not going to take your স্বর্ণ card.
Shannon:"You have no idea what I'm capable of."
Shannon:(To Hurley, talking about the census) আপনি want my information? Name:Shannon Rutherford. Age: 20. Adress: Craphole Island.
Boone: You're never going to believe this.
Shannon: আপনি finally learned how to tie your own shoes.
Boone: Funny. Someone at the caves built a golf course.
Shannon: Are আপনি high?
Shannon: [when the U.S. Marshal was crying out in pain] I wish he would just *die* already.
Boone: Real humane, Shan.
Shannon Rutherford: আপনি asked if আপনি could do anything for me.
Shannon Rutherford: John Locke killed my brother, will আপনি do something about that?
[To Boone, when talking about Rose] "Whats a four letter word for I don't care!?"
Shannon: [after Hurley informs her Claire has been attacked] What? I am so not moving to the rape caves!
(After Boone has told Sayid that Shannon is a bad girlfriend)
Shannon: (to locke) Where's Boone?!
Locke: I don't know...
Shannon: How can আপনি not know?! আপনি two are like, jungle pals!
[to each other in Korean]
Jin: "Honey... I don't like being told what to do."
Sun: "Being told what to do was my life for four years... I didn't like it much either."
Jin: "Right. I don't suppose আপনি did."
Sawyer: (To Sun after he tells her it was he and Charlie who "attacked her,also after Nikki and Paulo "died") "Are আপনি gonna tell Jin?"
Sun: "Because then we'd have to dig another grave."
[to each other in Korean]
Jin: (talking about Charlotte) "Do আপনি think she knows he likes her?"
Sun: "She's a woman, she knows."
"Don't open it."
Walt:"Can I ask আপনি a question?"
Michael: "Anything আপনি want man."
Walt: "When's your birthday?"
Walt:(said to Locke) You've got work to do.
Jack: আপনি picking up a little Korean there, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know how to say "faster" and "idiot".
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