Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A স্যান্ডউইচ OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though আপনি were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the স্যান্ডউইচ yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with চিনাবাদাম মাখন and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the চিনাবাদাম মাখন sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the জেলি sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow চিনাবাদাম মাখন অথবা জেলি স্যান্ডউইচ into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of জেলি at wall, sneering “I...
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