প্রণয় দেওয়ালপত্র

From an যন্ত্রপত্র I got.

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC সেকেন্ড LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying আপনি screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything আপনি are not.

Love may be beautiful, প্রণয় may be bliss,
But I only slept with আপনি 'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could প্রণয় no other --
That is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,...