Full dialogues -

1. Main aag to tum bhi aag.. main tuffan to tum bhi kuchha kam nai..
main paagal to tum mujhse bhi badi paagal... aur is sab ke bawjood main tum se paaglo ki taraha pyaar karta hoon...


2. koi alaag nehi kar sakte hai hume..ab hamesha sath rahenge hum....
jo gunah jo mazak maine kiya hai ab usse pavitra karna chahta hun..4 pherro nehi ab 7 pherre ki shaadi karna chahta hun tumhare sath.


3.ek baar jo chiz meri ho jaye phir main usse kabhi nehi chodta.


4.biwi rona bandh maat karna kyuki tum rote huye bohat cute lagti ho.


5.Biwi remote kharab ho gaya hai... Biwi rewind ka button kaam kar hi nahi raha... Dekho yeh abhi bhi humare kamre mein khadi hai bahar jaa hi nahi rahi..


6. Biwi tum din bar mein jitni aasu bahati ho...utni tho rajastan mein saal bhar mein bhi baarish nahi hoti..kaise manage karti.


7.Uparwala jab bhi deta hai thappad mar ke deta hai.


8.Biwi Mujhe 3 Bachhe Chahiye 2 Ladkiya Aur 1 Ladka.. Bilkul Meri Jungli Billi Jaise


9. jab koshish ko pata chalta hai ki uska paala R.K se padne wala hai toh wo khud R.K samman mei kamyab ho jati hai.


10.Par Kaun Kambaqht tumhe bacha raha tha... Main toh waise hoon hi selfish... Main toh apni zindagi bacha raha tha... Agar tumhe kuch ho jata toh mera kya hota... Bas ek hi baat ka afsos hai ke woh Balraj Chaudhary mere haaton se nahi mara... I wish woh zinda rehta... How dare he.. Tumhe marne ki dhamki de raha tha..


11. Nahi..Car mein Ghar banane ki soch raha huin


12.mere personal property ko inn logone kitchen mein personal assistant bana diya huh.


13. 'Hauslo se veer ho.. Gai se zyada balveer ho.. Come on ACtion hero. .think its Commando Mission ..get in Action.


14. Biwi ek baat batao,woh Kya hota hai, jo seene mein baye taraf hota hai,chota sa... bohat boigda hua... insaan ko kamzor banana waal,aur din bar bakwaas karne wala.... "DIL"...jab tak tumhare seene mein dil hai...tum RK nahi ban sakti...aur agar tumne RK banne ka itna hi shauk hai toh.. tumhe apne dil ko maarna hoga..Phir tum RK ban sakti ho shauk se.