Hi all! It's been a while since my last প্রবন্ধ on manatees...that's because I've been on a world class manatee expedition and I HAVE BREAKING NEWS TO SHARE!
Readers of my column will be the first to learn of this breaking research discovery: the captain of the research team I was part of is... AN EXACT COPY OF EDWARD CULLEN!!! Oh my gosh...he was so CUTE!!! If he was a hungry vampire I'd gladly let him bite me!
I'd write him notes like: "Do আপনি like me? Check 'yes' অথবা 'no'" but he wouldn't reply. I guess he's shy.
Anyway we didn't see any manatees because they were hibernating in the Bahamas but the time spent with my Edward Cullen look-alike didn't go to waste: I realized that the "Twilight" series dark hero has teeth similar to those of a manatee so I'm able to justify the time spent on "research".
Readers of my column will be the first to learn of this breaking research discovery: the captain of the research team I was part of is... AN EXACT COPY OF EDWARD CULLEN!!! Oh my gosh...he was so CUTE!!! If he was a hungry vampire I'd gladly let him bite me!
I'd write him notes like: "Do আপনি like me? Check 'yes' অথবা 'no'" but he wouldn't reply. I guess he's shy.
Anyway we didn't see any manatees because they were hibernating in the Bahamas but the time spent with my Edward Cullen look-alike didn't go to waste: I realized that the "Twilight" series dark hero has teeth similar to those of a manatee so I'm able to justify the time spent on "research".
They're big. They're cute. And they're gassy.
This is a story of a gassy manatee named Gary whose flatulence is creating an enviromental nightmare.
That's because every time Gary passes gas hundreds of CEO's from natural gas companies flock together and try to capture the valuable methane in efforts to resell it to an energy-starved nation.
"It's like Gary farts gold," ব্যক্ত one CEO of a natural gas company in Detroit.
It's not the gas that Gary passes that's as much of a concern as all the hot air that comes from the CEO's as they spout-off myths about the need for আরো natural gas exploration.
This is a story of a gassy manatee named Gary whose flatulence is creating an enviromental nightmare.
That's because every time Gary passes gas hundreds of CEO's from natural gas companies flock together and try to capture the valuable methane in efforts to resell it to an energy-starved nation.
"It's like Gary farts gold," ব্যক্ত one CEO of a natural gas company in Detroit.
It's not the gas that Gary passes that's as much of a concern as all the hot air that comes from the CEO's as they spout-off myths about the need for আরো natural gas exploration.
Like any mammal that's sensitive, kind and loving the manatee is subject to addiction.
And like মাকড়সা monkeys they are addicted to Tab.
Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.
And yes, they still make the stuff.
An প্রতীকী from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. আপনি can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear ঘণ্টা bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.
So পরবর্তি time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking পরবর্তি to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.
আপনি might get boogie-oogied out of it দ্বারা a 1200 lb fish.
And like মাকড়সা monkeys they are addicted to Tab.
Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.
And yes, they still make the stuff.
An প্রতীকী from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. আপনি can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear ঘণ্টা bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.
So পরবর্তি time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking পরবর্তি to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.
আপনি might get boogie-oogied out of it দ্বারা a 1200 lb fish.
